After being put through a hell of a maze filled with all sorts of booby traps available to Mario, he attempts once more to try and cross the traps again, but gets a boot to the ground and a sucker punch to the face by a boxing glove.

Hal Monitor: You gotta do better than that..

Mario: Fuck-A You! Dis is bullshit!

Hal continues to watch in amusement as he gets blowtorches by a tripwire.

Hal Monitor: Say, I haven't had this much fun since..well, ever!

Mario flips him off through the screen, but Hal didn't care, he was having a blast with this.

Hal Monitor: Watch your step!

Mario steps and gets his foot caught on a shark.

Mario: AH JESUS CHRIST!

Hal Monitor: I warned ya, don't start what you can't finish.

He chuckled and watches some more, seeing he fought off the shark and went to see where the exit was.

Hal Monitor: Hey, why do people hate vampires?

Mario: No!

Hal Monitor: Just answer the question..

Mario: Fine! Why?!

Hal Monitor: Cause they go for the neck..

Mario:..Wat?-

He then gets a dinner plate to the throat and coughed out a basket ball, which causes it to bounce through multiple traps and wires, hitting a red button.

Hal Monitor:..Oh no..

The traps shut off all at once, giving Mario and Marty the opportunity to leave before they get caught!

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Level 4
Hit and Run

After Mario's escape from the traps, he runs outside and in the hallways, where he can hide in the lockers from passing cops.

Swag: Wait, did you just say a shrimp fried this rice?

Chris: Duh, Crusty Sean cooked it!

Swag: Well lemme say this shit is the bomb, better than that cupcake I ate.

Chris: Don't get me started, I don't get how I'm even alive, how come Toad is cut in half and we never see him again, but I somehow am alive from eating a suspicious desert.

Swag: Don't complain. Be happy. Be like Swagmaster.

Chris: If I was like you, I'd drown myself in lava and acid combined.

Swag: Damn, wanna make that a reality?

Mario: Hey..you two!

He says falling out of the locker.

Chris: Holy crap it's Mario!

Swag: Wassup Broski.

Mario: Hello! Can you help Mario escape dis situation?

Swag: Not a problemo boss.

He puts a thumbs up before blowing a hole in the prison wall.

Swag: Have a good time.

Chris:..You fucking idiot.

Mario thanks the duo before taking his cardboard friend and leaving.

Hal Monitor: OH NO, NOT on my watch!!

He says flying his helicopter after him, Mario screams and supersizes his spaghetti bowl before driving it away from the helicopter.

They then spark into a police chase, Mario gets an immediate 5 stars as the military, swat, and the officers themselves are after him.

Sniper: Steady, steady..

Mario drives into a tunnel, causing the sniper to lose his focus.

Sniper: Ah piss!

He says before getting knocked off by the tunnel's walls.

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On the other side of the tunnel, Mario emerges, and looks down the tunnel to see all the cars after him, so he panicked and thinks, until..

Mario: I've got it!

He says stupidly before grabbing the top of the concrete tunnel and forcing it down, causing a cave in. The cars crash inside and blow up.

Mario: And nothing of value was lost.

Hal Monitor: You think you'd get away this easily?..

He says while flying after Mario again, opening his missiles.

Hal Monitor: No funny business anymore Mario! Surrender and come peacefully!

Mario:..Hmmm...nah!

He says before just simply walking away.

Hal Monitor: I'm warning you! Keep walking away! I'll shoot!

Mario: You ain't gonna do shiiiit!

Hal Monitor: You think I'm bluffing, take one more step, and see what happens..

Mario:..Okie Dokie!

He does so and Hal presses the trigger, but nothing happens.

Hal Monitor: What the- Why?! Come on! He's out in the open!!! Fire dang it!

He felt something poke him on the back, turning around, he spots Marty..

Hal Monitor: Oh Fu-

The helicopter blows up into smithereens as Mario continues to stroll down the hill with his sunglasses on and a pimp cane.

Mario: Don't fuck, with da Mario, You parasite!

Mario then returns him to his friends, hoping they aren't too mad at him for what he did.

(I think I might have an idea on how mad some of them are..)