Mario, now bored and tired of waiting around, plays with a can of beans and looks around for anything he could use for a can opener.

Mario: Hmmm..

Mario turns to his cardboard cut out friend, Marty and asks him what to do with this can.

Mario: Hey, Marty, do we have anything to open this can with?

Marty:.................

Mario: Oh! Okie!

He turns around and heads for the sink, bashing it against the faucet, only for it to spew water in his face.

Mario: MAMAFUCKER!

He turns the sink off and thinks again..

Mario: Hmmmm...

Mario then began to remember that there was a fresh can opener in Bowser's Castle..so he looks around and tries to move the bars, but no luck.

Mario: How can Mario get out of here?..

Two cops walk up to Mario, the red plumber quickly acts natural and picks his nose.

Cop: Hey! You..

Mario: Hmm?

Cop: You're free to go!

Mario: :D

Hal Monitor: Hah! Not really..but you've got a package, but don't worry, we've already checked it to make sure it's not anything you can use to escape..at least I hope so, just..try not to get yourself into anymore trouble, owning an illegal cyborg girl, and I'm sure as hell you didn't pay for that expensive mech! 20 Million dollars down the drain..ugh..just be good.

He says, dropping the package off and leaving to get some coffee.

Mario: Hmmm!

To Mario

From Your Special Friend.. :)

-Level 1-
The Cell
Mario gets excited and digs into the box, finding four items for his choices.

Mario: Hmmmm...what did Mario get?

Mario's Choices:
Nail File
Toothbrush
Lawnmower Launcher
Corn

He of course chooses the corn and eats it whole, enjoying a delicious meal, he goes back to deciding and takes ahold of the file, remembering what he saw in an old western film, he began to rub it against the bar and soon broke out, carefully getting the pole and tripping, but getting up eventually.

Mario: Mama Mia..

He says before grabbing Marty and walking out like nothing had happened.

-Level 2-
The Cafeteria
Mario looks around for any source of his escape. His cardboard cut out friend Marty cap him on the back of the head, possibly due to wind, but wait... There is no wind or any air-conditioning in this hot prison. Oh well, moving on, he finds a few officers eating, their meals in peace. So he began to think and had an idea.

Mario: Attention, officers, and other pigs there are now free donuts in the break room. Come get them while they're hot!

The cops:

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They immediately flew off their seats and flooded toward the break room, Mario then uses this to escape through the cafeteria and into the next level..

-Level 3-
Around every corner

Mario and Marty find themselves in a labyrinth of a maze, once Mario tried to turn back a massive security door slammed down in front of him, canceling his escape route.

Mario: Wha?!

Mario, then overhear someone on the speakers, it was none other than Hal Monitor.

Hal Monitor: I tell you to stay out of trouble and this is what you do!? I should've known that you would do this anyway... Very well let's see if you're smart enough to make it through this maze! But be warned, this isn't some ordinary maze...

The scene cuts to parts of the mazes being littered with traps..

Hal Monitor: Run into a dead end, and you might find yourself having dinner with our pet shark! If you run into another dead end, you might accidentally trip over a tripwire and release, dangerous monsters, such as the infamous creeper, which will blow you up if you get too close, or maybe Baldi, and he isn't too happy with your stupidity..

Mario: Okie Dokie...lets-a go!

Mario replies with some hope in his voice, but once he takes a step forward, he's sprung back by a wooden spring trap on the floor.

Mario: Mamafucker!

He goes back and steps around the trap and sighs, taking a step after the trap.

Only to be then hit again with another trap, this time being a Blownut.

The sweet bomb blows up and blinds Mario in frosting, he then steps on the Spring trap and gets sprung back to where he started.

Blownut! Twice the Calories! Twice the explosion!

Hal Monitor was amused by his antics and sat back, eating popcorn, but it bounces off his screen face.

Mario: MARIO WILL ESCAPE THIS PLACE IF ITS THE LAST THING MARIO WILL DO!!

Hal Monitor: You're persistent, I respect that.. good luck.

(He really is tho..)