Mario was eating his spaghetti, until Beth approached.

Beth: Uh..you didn't stick your-

Mario: Mario did!

Beth: Ew!..Mario that's gross!

Mario: Mario loves his spaghetti!!

Beth: Look, I get that but..you don't need to..you know, do that..

Beta: Oh..he can..that means one thing..

Mario then turns around, glaring at Beta.

Mario: Beta..

Beta: Mario..

Beth: Uh..

Beta: It's gonna get messy Sushi, it's best if you leave.

Beth backs away.

Beta: Well, figured we could do a little thing..that thing being..ahem..

Mario vs Beta 6: Fishsticks and Spaghetti Wars Commence!

Mario: Hah! Mario's gonna fuck you up!

Beta: Not when I have my Fishsticks!

Mario: Spaghetti is better!

Beta: Yeah? I'd like to see your spaghetti take on...

He opens up a catalog.

Beta: A Toothbrush!

Mario chuckles.

Mario: It's on asshole!

———

Mario's Turn!

The scene cuts to a bathroom, Mario began brushing his teeth, getting sauce all over his mouth, even flossing with the noodle strings.

Mario: Mario's teeth are clean as a whistle! :D

He puts a thumbs up.

Passed!

———

Beta's Turn!

Beta: Okay, don't fail me now Fishstick..

He gave it a kiss before brushing his teeth with it, after about 20 seconds, Beta looks at the results, his teeth were missing.

Beta: WHAT?!

Failed!

———

Mario flips through the catalog.

Mario: Hmmmm...

Beta: What, having trouble?

Mario: Why are you slurring your words?

Beta: Uh..no reason..just pick one.

Mario: Okie dokie! How about this!

He points out a spot in the catalog, Beta looks over.

Beta: An umbrella? Teh, that's gonna be easy.

———

Mario's Turn!

Demoman was seen drinking on the beach, until he began to cook.

Demoman: Bloody hell!

Mario: Don't worry! Mario's got you!

Demoman: Thanks lad!

The Scottish man smiles.

Mario proceeds to put a bowl of spaghetti on a stick over the Demoman, putting a thumbs up in victory.

Mario: Okie dokie! Mario's finished here-

He then gets blown up.

Failed!

———

Beta has a fishstick ready, as he took a stroll on the beach, he looks around.

Beta: Okay, now-

Then out of nowhere, a seagull takes his fish stick and eats it.

Seagull: Nom.

Beta: MOTHERFUCKER-

Failed!

———

Beta opens the next page and picked one out.

Beta: Is it possible your petty Italian dish could beat my glorious fish stick in fertilizer?!

Mario: Dunno, but your fish sticks won't do shet!

———

Mario's Turn!

Mario goes on a farm with a bowl of spaghetti.

Mario: Hmmmm..

Rob: This is my corn farm.

Mario: Don't care, didn't ask, mamafucker.

He bonked him on the head with his extended nose.

Rob: Ow. You're mean.

Mario then dumped spaghetti on the corn.

Mario: Yay! Now Mario can make spaghetti corn!

Rob: What-

Then the entire cornfield catches on fire.

Rob: MY BABIES!!!

Failed!

———

Beta's Turn!

Beta: Hah, that's one way to make popcorn! But watch the expert in action!

He proceeds to go to Melony's room and feed her potted watermelon plant a fishstick.

Beta: And now we wait..

He waits until he hears rumbling.

Beta: Jesus Christ what the fuck was that?

Jesus then acends in from the light.

Jesus: You called?

Beta: Oh, Sup Jesus.

Jesus: Hello Beta..

Beta: How's life-

Then the watermelon plant bursted out of the pot, it's vines hugged both Beta and Jesus.

Jesus:..Well...this isn't what I was expecting..

Beta pulls a thumbs up.

Beta: All good..

Passed!

———

The two sat down for another challenge.

Mario: You met Jesus?!

Beta: Yeah! He's pretty cool, not gonna lie..

Mario: Say..if you see him again-

Beta: I'm not asking him to grant you unlimited spaghetti.

Mario: But Mario neeeeeeeeeeds it!!!

Beta: You do not! Now shut the fuck up and let's do a TV extension!

———

Mario's Turn!

Mario saw the TV and gets a bowl out.

Mario: Hmmmm...

He attempts to use the spaghetti as wires and cords, but that seemed to have turned the TV to static.

Mario: Whoa!

Beta: Oh god, what did you do?..

God: You called?

Beta: For Christ's sake..

Jesus: Yes?

Beta: .....I'm gonna shut up now.....

Mario taps on the three's shoulders, gaining their attention.

Mario: Look!

They look at the TV..

Nintendo: And so.. Mario's voice actor has retired..

Mario:...

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Beta:.....Uhhhhhhh....

The two peace out and vanish into the heavens. As for Mario...

He falls over like a statue.

Beta: Well..damn, that's a shame, he's a legend..but I can understand that..eh Mario?

He looks over for a response.

Beta: Mario? Are you ok?

He kicked his arm, but that did nothing.

Beta: Oh shit..

Mario was in udder shock..

Beta: Mario! Wake up, the voice actor retired! That doesn't mean you are!

Mario: Wait..what?

Beta: Yeah, your voice actor retired, but you're fine, besides, you have other ways of talking.

Mario: Ooooooh...you right!

He said happily as he hugged Beta tightly.

Beta: Whoa!..

Mario: Can Mario hug you for a little longer?

Beta: Okay..just fifteen seconds..

Mario goes on for fifteen seconds until Beta taps his shoulder.

Beta: Times up..

Mario let's go.

Mario: Okie dokie!

Beta:........

Mario:.......

Beta: Just realized something..

Mario: What's that?

Beta: This is false advertising, the title says Mario Loses His Voice, and yet you've only lost it for about..a few seconds..

Mario:...Oooh...

Beta shakes his head.

Beta: Soooo...wanna continue this fight?

Mario: Hmm..nah, how about we try something new?

Beta: New? How new?

Mario then pulls out a dish.

Beta: What in the fuck..is that?..

Mario: It's a little thing Mario calls, Fishy in Spaghetti!

Beta:...That.....what?!

Mario: Try it!

He said, holding it up to Beta's nose.

Beta: Uhhh...

Mario: C'mon!

Beta: Alright! Fine! Give it to me.

He takes it and thinks, until he grabbed a fork out of his ass and took a bite.

Beta tensed up..

Mario:..Uh..Beta?..

Beta:

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Beta yelled.

Beta: Holy shit! That's the greatest dish I ever had! Hell..you cook better than my ex.

Mario bows.

Mario: Thank-a you!

Beta: Hmm..so what else did you..

He then drops dead.

Mario: Haha! Mario wins...

-Flashback-

Mario proceeded to layer the spaghetti and Fishsticks with drugs and other substances from foreign countries.

Mario: Perfect! Now Mario can win this beeg challenge once and for all!

-End of Flashback-

Beta: Hey asshole..

Mario: Doh..

Mario then turns around, seeing a pissed off Beta.

Beta: Nice one..

Mario: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!

Beta: Uh, cause one, drugs don't kill me, and two, I didn't even swallow.

Mario: Wha?! But I-

Beta: It's called acting..

Mario: Damn it!

Beta: Yeah, Damn it is right, cause now your ass is on the line!

Mario runs away in terror in response.

Beta: There..now if you'll excuse me..I gotta..uhhh..I don't know..

You then walk in.

Y/N: Hey Beta!

Beta: Yo what's up Y/N?

Y/N: Nothin, we were trying to figure out what's for dinner..

Beta: Hmmm...welllll...

———

The table was lined up with Spaghetti and Fishsticks mixed in.

Beta: There! Dinner is served!

Tari: Wow..this looks pretty good!

Beta: Oh yeah..it was..

Creeper: What is this anyway?

Beta: Fishsticks and Spaghetti..mixed in.

Saiko: That..seems odd, but if you say it's good, then I'll believe ya.

Beta: Oh trust me, it is..

He mumbled.

Beta: Except the part where Mario laced it with drugs..

Skully: What?

Beta: Nothing! Enjoy..

Everyone nods and eats.

Meggy: Wow..this..this is delicious!

Beta: I'm glad- Wait..where's Leo?

Percy: In his room..he hasn't left Desti's side for days now..

Beta: Ah..has he eaten yet?

Axol; No, he said he wanted to be alone..

Luigi: Isn't he hungry?..

Beta: Exactly..isn't he?

Jeff: We tried to get him to eat something, but he refused..

Beta rolled his eyes.

Beta: If he doesn't eat, then he'll join Desti soon enough, I'll get him some food..

He said, taking a portion and going to Leo's room.

Beta: Leo?

Leo:..Go away Beta..

Beta: Cut the shit Leo and eat..

Leo: I'm not hungry..

Beta: Leo, eat or I'll feed you personally.

He hears a sigh and his door opens.

Leo: What?..

Beta: Here.

He holds out a bowl for him.

Leo: Wha- Oh..my..

His stomach immediately started hurting as he saw that.

Leo: Oh...

Beta: Not hungry my ass..

Leo: T-Thank you..

He carefully takes the bowl..

Leo: Can...you come in?..

Beta: Uhh..sure?

He enters and saw Desti, still unconscious.

Beta: Huh..not an Octoling now..

He said, feeling her new hair.

Leo: I know..but how?

Beta: I don't know, not like Francis sucked her dry out of nowhere..

Leo: Don't even say that son of a bitch's name..

Beta: Uh huh..

Leo began to eat.

Beta: So what are you gonna do when she wakes up?

Leo: You have no idea..

Beta: Well..you seem like a guy that could use a break, why not come and socialize?

Leo: Well..

Beta: Come on, not like she's going anywhere, and besides, everyone misses talking to you.

Leo thinks about his friends..how much they miss him.

Beta: Come on man, you know you want to.

Leo nods in agreement.

Leo: Yeah...you're right..

He smiles at Beta.

Leo: Thank you..

He gets up and fists bumps him.

Beta: Hah, anytime..

The duo leave to go eat dinner and chat with the others.

............

The scene cuts closer and closer to Desti's face..

Until her eyes open.

(.......)

(We will miss you Charles Martinet, you've changed gaming for eternity with your amazing work🫡)