You, Meggy, Melony, Leo and Desti get into college after taking your tests and passing. You were all in a yellow car, you really liked Meggy's new ponytail.

Y/N: The ponytail is a great touch, I have to say it.

Meggy: Aw, thanks, I thought it looked a bit much, but seems like my hair styling is getting better.

Y/N: I'm sure you'll become a master at it one day.

Meggy: Maybe.

You and Meggy shared a long kiss.

Leo: So, this is where we'll learn to become coaches?

Desti: Yep.

You all arrived, the place looked breathtaking.

Y/N&Meggy: Whoa....

Melony: Wow..

Desti: Jesus..this place is massive.

Leo: You can say that again..this place is like the castle but somehow larger.

Y/N: Yeah, it sure is.

Meggy: I can't believe we are finally here.

Y/N: You're telling me.

Desti: Omnia Academy, Seems legit.

Leo: Our first day as college students finally arrived!

You all reach the doors, once you did, you see some people with boxes on their heads and people dressed up in different outfits, you all reach your lockers.

Eggman: Hello guvna!

Principal: No hiding in lockers in the halls.

Eggman disappeared.

Leo: He's here too?

Y/N: Yeah, I guess that kinda makes sense.

Scout: Hat trading club! Come on!

Leader: Box Club! Join today!

Soldier: Dear god..no boxes on my battlefield you maggots!

You all walk passed the chaos and soon reached Melonys class.

Meggy: This should be it.

Melony: Can't wait to learn this kind of stuff!

Meggy: The Power Club, huh, sounds fun!

Y/N: So Melony can learn more about her powers.

Meggy: Exactly. And Our class should be over here, it's time to fill in our destiny-

Bob: WoW tHiS pLaCe Is BuSsIn!

Leo: What the hell?.....

Beta: Damn it, the baking club is nowhere to be found.

Meggy: What the hell are you all doing here?!

Luigi: I came here to take meditation lessons.

Boopkins: I'm taking special kids program.

Beta: The baking club doesn't exist apparently, but I'll probably find it.

Y/N: It's on the second floor.

Beta: Ah, thank you.

Y/N: Anytime.

Bob: Im tAkInG cUsToMeR sErViCe So I cAn ExPloIt- I mEaN sO i CaN hElP oUt My BuSiNeSs!

Melony: Yay! We have more friends!

Melony picks up Boopkins and hugs him.

Y/N: Cheer up Meggy, we should be happy.

Meggy: Yeah, you're right. I should be happy..wait, did Mario enroll too?

Beta: Yeah, he's still looking for a club.

Meanwhile with Mario.

Mario: Oooh, Cooking 101!

Gordon Ramsay takes a look at Heavy's cooking.

Gordon Ramsay: RAW!

He flipped the table over.

Heavy: Aw, shet!

Huggy Wuggy: How's my cooking?

Gordon Ramsay looks at his plate.

Gordon Ramsay: ITS FUCKING ROTTEN!

Huggy Wuggy: Aw..

Alex: How's mine Gordon?

Gordon Ramsay saw she only put two pieces of bread on a Minecraft chicken.

Gordon Ramsay: AN IDIOT SANDWICH THAT IS!

Gordon Ramsay reached Mario, he was devouring the food.

Gordon Ramsay: LEAVE YOUR JACKET AND FUCK OFF!

Mario was tossed out of the food club.

Mario: Mamaf*cker!

Back with you and the rest.

Matt: Let's do your training! Go find your partners you were all assigned to.

You were assigned with Buddy.

Buddy: Hi I'm buddy nice to meet ya.

Y/N: Alright Buddy, we aren't here to kick you around in a box, today you are here to lift weights!

Buddy: Sounds great, I wanna become stronger so that way I can't be kicked.

Y/N: Well today's your lucky day! Come have a seat.

Buddy: Okay.

Buddy sat down and laid on the lifting stand.

Y/N: Alright, now lift the weights off the rack.

He did so and almost got squished.

Buddy: OWIE!

Y/N: Okay! Now think about something that makes you stronger!

Buddy thinks about the time where he became buddy man. He started lifting the weights like it was nothing.

Y/N: There you go! Keep up the good work!

With Leo, he was assigned with Simon.

Leo: Come on Simon you can do this!

Simon: I know what I have to do but I don't think I have the strength to do it..

Leo: You gotta try! Think about that time where you almost got chased down by that Spinosaurus! Did you give up?

Simon: N-no..

Leo: Then come on! Dig deep!

Simon focused on the fact that he and Percy escaped the same Spinosaurus and he started lifting.

Simon: Slow..and steady..wins..the..Race!

Simon started lifting faster and soon he was at the same pace as Buddy.

Desti: Great job darling! Watch this!

Desti was assigned with Gumby.

Gumby: I don't think I'm suited for this..

Desti: You signed up for this didn't you?

Gumby: Yeah bu-

Desti: Then get going! I didn't get assigned with a weakling!

Gumby: Yes ma'am!

He started lifting the weight, soon it crashed on him.

Gumby: Ouch!

Desti; Don't worry! Think about your horse Pokey!

Gumby: I never give up on him.

Desti; Then come on! Lift like you're gonna see Pokey one last time!!

Gumby: POKEY IM COMING FOR YOU DONT WORRY!

He lifted his weights and soon got the same speed as Simon and Buddy.

Leo: Nice one babe!

Desti: Not bad yourself!

Meggy: Come on sandbag, you can do this.

Y/N: Meggy! Try this!

You toss Meggy a picture of Sandbags family.

Meggy: Thanks Y/N!

Y/N: No worries!

She shows the Sandbag a picture of his family.

Meggy: Make your family proud!

Sandbag was hesitant at first but he grew mussels and rapidly started lifting.

Meggy: Thanks Y/N! If there's someway to pay you back, I will!

Y/N: No worries Meggy, I just love helping out a cutie.

Meggy rolled her eyes and smirked.

Meggy: If anyone's the cutie here, it's you.

Y/N: No u.

Matt: Alright alright you two, you can be mushy later.

Y/N: Sorry coach.

Meggy: Right, my bad.

Matt: It's fine, you got this.

Meanwhile with Melony.

Kawaishiima: Alrighty, try attacking me.

Kermit: Will do.

His eye shined and attacked he was grabbed and turned into a chair.

Goku: KAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAMMEEEE-

He was hit with a Kermit chair.

Goku: Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Kawaishiima: Jeez Sorry! It's a pretty standard teaching method Goku.

Melony sees a big ass apple Kawaushiima was holding.

Melony: Wooww!

She came up close to it and started talking to it.

Kawaishiima: Dafaq?

Meanwhile with Bob.

Bob: HaVe YoU tRiEd TuRnInG yOuR wIfI rOuTeR oFf AnD oN AgAiN?..

Customer: I can't go upstairs.

Bob: WhAt Do YoU mEaN yOu CaNt Go UpStAiRs?

Customer: I'm disabled.

Bob: BeInG dIsAblEd IsNt An ExScUsE, gEt A mOvE On!

Customer: Sorry I'll just-

The line crashed.

Customer: OOOH MAH ASS!

Bob: LmAo! CaLl Me bAcK wHeN yOu GeT bAcK uP!

He hangs up.

Bob: DaNg BoB! yOuRe A nAtUrAl!

Luigi was meditating he accidentally sucked in a ghost from his master.

Master Heavy: Dafaq.

Luigi: Oops...

With Mario.

Mario: Hello! Can Mario join your club?

The people with Boxes on their heads turn to see Mario.

Leader: Uhhh, Sure! But if you help us.

Mario: With what?

Leader: Bring in more members!

Mario: More members? For what?

Leader: For the glory of the god box of course!

Mario:....

Leader:..No but seriously we more members otherwise our club will be canceled, Would you be able to help us In our quest for cardboard divinity?

Mario: Ooooh...

Soon it was lunch time. Time to fuel your stomachs.

You were sitting with Meggy, Leo, Beta, Desti, Luigi and Bob.

Meggy: So we were shown on how a golf club Could be used as a disciplinary tool!

Bob: MaYbE i CoUlD uSe GoLf ClUbS tO dIsApLiNe CuStOmErS aT mY hOtEL!

Boopkins: That's great Meggy!

Y/N: Yeah, I'm glad we are all getting value from our class!

Meggy: Yeah! How about you Melony, how's your class going?

Beta: Yeah, we haven't heard a peep from you.

Melony: It's great so far, we..well haven't done much yet-

Mario: Come join the box club today!

He looks at a specific someone.

Mario: Hey you! Join the box club today.

A/N: Sorry but no.

Mario got frustrated and threw his megaphone at A/N.

A/N: Ouch.

Luigi: It's great to see Mario finally finding classes.

Beta: Yeah, and I thought he'd be kicked out in a heartbeat, but I stand corrected.

Meggy: Yeah, as long as he doesn't interrupt our learning, I'm happy for him.

Y/N: Me too.

Leo: Same here.

Mario appeared and scared Meggy.

Mario: Hello!

Meggy: Whoa!

You caught Meggy before she hit the back of her seat.

Mario: Box Club!

Beta: Sorry to burst your bubble chubs, but I think they're a bit busy with their clubs at the moment.

Luigi: Yeah, maybe next time bro?

Mario puts on his box then his eyes glowed red.

Mario: Mario's gonna make you guys join if it's the last thing I do..

Back to classes, Melony was punching her punching bag, until Mario appeared out of it.

Mario: BOX CLUB!

Melony got spooked and punched the punching bag, sending Mario flying.

Melony: Uhhhhh...

With Beta.

Beta: Okay, one key ingredient you need to make Banana Bread is-

Mario appeared in the baking soda box.

Mario: BOX CLUB!

Beta got spooked and threw a fork, it ricocheted and hit Beta in the eye.

Beta: FUUUUUUUUUU-

With Luigi.

Luigi was at peace, meditating.

Mario: Box Club?

Luigi used his ghost form to kick his ghost out and suck it in with his vacuum.

With Bob.

Bob gets a call.

Bob: Yo WhAtS uP?

Mario: Hello!

Bobs eyes shrink, then turn red.

Bob: I sWeAr If ThIs Is AbOuT yOuR sTuPiD cLuB aGaIn, Im GoInG tO cOmE tO yOuR hOmE aNd StRaNgLe YoU wHiLe YoU sLeEp!

The phone hung up.

With You, Meggy, Leo and Desti.

Meggy: Come on! Do it for Chunky Kong!

Lanky Kong gets flash backs.

———
Rapper: And there's Chunky, he's dead...
———

Lanky Kong: I WILL DO IT!

He was about to lift but Mario jumped on top and smushed Lanky.

Lanky Kong: AAAAAH! GET IT OFF, YOURE CRUSHING MY RIBS!

Mario: Box Club!

Meggy's pupils shrink as she was pissed off.

———

Mario was in a trash can.

Mario: Mamaf*cker!

School Bell: FUCKING RING RING RING!

Meggy: We'll apart from Mario bugging the living crap out of all of us, I had an amazing first day!

Y/N: Same here.

Boopkins: Yeah!

Beta: Mhm..yeah, it was soooo dandy.

He was holding his eye.

Melony: What happened to you?

Beta: Mario happened, I was peacefully baking up banana bread, then he popped out of the baking soda box, I threw a fork it bounced off and hit my fucking eye.

Meggy: Oh my god..are you-

Y/N: Look!

You pointed out Mario standing there with a box on his head.

Mario:.....

Meggy: Oh no..

Beta was impatient at this point.

Beta: How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man?!

Mario started playing the trumpet.

Leader: Why not come on down, to the best club in town, the box club, your one stop, for cardboard all around, a structure made so perfectly, every sides at 90°, Join and worship the box for all eternity! There's zero price, just paradise! And the odd sacrifice, our activities, have all the spice, we're sure they will entice! Box sledding! Box building! Box throw, steal and worship, we just want to spread, The-

He was interrupted by Beta slashing his box in half with his scythe.

Leader:...

Beta: If I hear you say box one more god damn time...

He harshly grabbed the Leader by his neck and slowly choked him.

Beta: I'm going to drown you in my own blood.

Leader: N-no, don't worry we'll leave you all alone, just please don't hurt me!

Beta: Start running.

He lets him go, he flees in terror and hides, Beta turned his attention to Mario who was staring in awe at him.

Beta: As for you, you're coming with me.

Beta grabbed Mario by his overalls and dragged him into another room, all you could hear is Mario screaming and punches.

Meggy: Whoa...I've never seen him behave like this before..

Y/N: Same, I hope that doesn't become a new habit.

Melony stared in shock as the door was leaking red fluids underneath.

Melony: Dear god....

Beta was done and opened the door again, showing he was covered in blood.

Meggy: Jesus Beta, did you-

Beta: Yes.

You all slowly backed away in fear, Leo got his dualies ready. Desti got her ink cannon out.

Beta: I also accidentally spilled some red paint while I was in there.

He showed an empty red paint can, you all signed in relief Leo and Desti put away their weapons and calmed down.

Y/N: Where's Mario?...

Beta: Oh, he's right here.

He picked up Mario, who was in a human pretzel.

Bob: DaMn, NoTe To SeLf, NeVeR mEsS wItH bETa..

Beta: You don't need to be afraid of me dumbass.

Mario: Mario doesn't feel good..

Beta: I think you can answer that question.

Meggy: Well, let's head to the castle then, shall we?

Desti: Sounds good.

Beta: I need an eyepatch.

Y/N: We'll get you one once we get home.

Beta nodded, you helped him stay up, your free hand held on to Meggy's hand as you all head back.

Meggy: How was your first day?

Y/N: It was great, I got Buddy into shape.

Meggy: That's great! I almost had Lanky Kong in shape but red decided otherwise.

Y/N: You did do the impossible, getting a sandbag in shape.

Meggy: You're right about that. No wonder I got a high grade on that.

You look up at Beta.

Y/N: How are you holding up?

Beta: My eye stings like hell, does this get fixed with ice or heat?

Simon: Ice now, heat later.

Beta: Right, thank you.

Simon: No problem.

Simon looked at his arms, he noticed they got bigger. Turns out all that weightlifting paid off.

Leo: Looking sharp Simon!

Simon: Well thanks, I couldn't have done it without you.

Leo: Always glad to help a friend in need.

Desti: Did I mention that I got a lump of clay in shape?

Y/N: What do you mea-

Desti: Gumby.

Y/N: Ooh, wow I forgot.

(Sheeesh, Beta forgot to take his medication, but yet again, he got stabbed with a fork, can't exactly blame him..but anywho he'll be fine, I think.)