Today You and Mario decided to go bowling, once you arrived the cashier greeted you and Mario.

Cashier: Hello gentlemen, are you here for our grand prix? You can win 10'000 coins from it!

Mario: Ooooh, Mario loves the sound of that.

Y/N: Yeah, we are in.

Cashier: Brilliant, your lane is number nine. Good luck!

You and Mario went to the 9th lane, and your opponents are, King K Rool, Snake, Shy Guy and Yoshi.

Y/N: What?! Yoshi?!

Yoshi: That's right.

Mario: I thought you were in jail!

Yoshi: I broke out.

Y/N: Did you at least pay your taxes?

Yoshi: That I did not do.

Y/N: You're going back to jail if you don't do so.

Yoshi: I'll break myself out again.

Mario: Maximum Security cells exist.

Yoshi: The prison can't afford it, because I refused to pay my taxes.

You just give him a really look.

Yoshi: What?

Y/N: They can get money from the government, then they could afford one.

Yoshi: Lets just worry about that later. Lets bowl.

King K Rool: Well, You guys seem outnumbered, HAH!

Y/N: Oh really?

You dialed up Meggy.

Meggy: Hey Y/N!

Y/N: Heya Meggy!

Meggy: What's up?

Y/N: Listen, we have a team to compete with, we were thinking you coul-

Meggy: Hell Yeah!

Y/N: You know already?

Meggy tapped on your shoulder, which spooked you.

Y/N: GAH! Oh, Hey Meggy.

Meggy giggled.

Meggy: Sorry about that, I heard compete and team, how do you know I like competitive stuff?

Y/N: I've known you for over a year now, its your nature.

Meggy: Oh, right..heh.

Mario: So glad you could make it! Who is our fourth player?

Y/N: Depends, Who's a better bowler? Saiko or Beta?

Meggy: About that, Saiko promised Axol that she would help with his Inkweaver, and Beta got punished by Peach for singing how much of a bitch Peach is.

Y/N: Shoot...well, what about Bowser?

Mario: Hmm..That could work.

Mario dialed Bowser.

Bowser: Who is this, and why is your number blocked?

Mario: Its-a me! Mario!

Bowser: Oh hey Mario, did you need something?

Mario: No, We were wondering if you could be our fourth player for our team.

Bowser: I don't know, I booked with babysitting all eight of my children..

Mario: D'oh Shit.

Bowser: I'm sorry Mario. Maybe another time.

Bowser hung up.

Mario: Well, Bowser can't come.

Y/N: Well that's a shame.

Meggy: Why not?

Mario: He has kids to take care of.

Y/N: Oh..

Meggy: Last time I was there, I didn't see any kids.

Mario: Oh trust me, you don't want to see them.

Y/N: Okay then..

Meggy: So who are we gonna-

Beta: Hey guys.

Meggy: GAH!

Meggy jumped and landed in your arms, while Beta just chuckled.

Beta: I see I got someone.

Meggy looked at you and blushed.

Meggy: Sorry about that..

Y/N: No worries, heh.

You let Meggy down.

Mario: I thought you were punished-

Beta: I may have or not have told Peach that Daisy was in the kingdom.

Y/N: Oh boy..

Meggy: Their feud is worse than Mario and SMG4's..

Mario: Hey! He started it!

Beta: For fucks sake Mario give it a rest.

Mario: Man, what an asshole.

Y/N: Alright drop it, let's bowl!

Your team agreed and it was a battle for the coins, first up was you vs King K Rool.

King K Rool: This croc is going to kick your butt!

Y/N: We'll see..

You hear your friends and girlfriend cheering you on.

Mario: You are number one!

Beta: Kick his ass!

Meggy: I believe in you!

You smirked and rolled, once you did, you got a strike, K Rool's jaw dropped, while your team cheered.

Meggy: Nice throw!

Meggy hugged you in joy.

King K Rool: Don't celebrate yet land-lubbers, I've still got my throw.

King K Rool kept his focus on the pins and was about to throw, once he did, he almost got into the gutter but hit 6 out of 9 pins.

King K Rool: Damn it..

Y/N: Lookin good over there.

King K Rool: Shut up.

The kremling got his ball back and lined it up again, and got the remaining pins knocked down.

Beta: Nice spare! Wasn't a strike tho, was it?

King K Rool bottled up his anger.

King K Rool (In Mind): I so want to strangle that fucking smart mouth..

Next up was Mario vs Snake! Mario went first and used a freaking hammer and hit the ball into the pins, knocking them all over, Snake looked over at him with a deadpan look.

Snake: Really?...

Mario: Defeated now beotch?!

Snake ignored Mario's comment and lined up his shot, he released the ball and it hit, getting a strike.

Snake: Don't get too cocky.

Beta: Too late.

Next up was Meggy vs Shy Guy.

Meggy: You're going down tic tac!

Shy Guy:...oki...

Meggy bowled and scored a strike!

Meggy: WOOMY!

Y/N: Nice shot!

Meggy: Thank you!

Shy Guy rolled and it was a slow ball, eventually it hit the pins but barley knocked them over. Only hitting 4 pins, King K Rool was disappointed.

King K Rool: Why is he even on our team?

Next up was Yoshi vs Beta.

Yoshi: You're going down baker.

Beta: Make sure not to drop the soap next time you're in the showers.

Beta bowled and scored 9 out of 10.

Mario: You're doing good!

Beta bowler again and hit the last pin down.

Yoshi: Nice spare! But it wasn't a strike though, was it now?

Beta: Alright ball nose, let's see what you got.

Yoshi got up to the pins and bowled, he scored 5 out of 10.

Beta: Damn..even the splits!

Yoshi rolled his eyes and bowled again, only getting 3 more knocked down.

Beta: Tough luck.

Yoshi (in mind): One more smart comment and I'm killing him.

Meggy: We are in the lead!

Y/N: Let's keep this going!

You and K Rool Bowled again, this time it was a tie between 8 pins, you both scored spares.

Mario: Mario's turn!

Mario and Snake went up next, Mario humped the ball which rolled and got a strike. Snake rolled and got 7 pins down, on the next turn it was a spare.

Snake: Damn it..

Mario: Mario's the best!

Next up was Meggy vs Shy Guy, Meggy bowled and got 8 out of 10, she got the other two pins down, Shy Guy yet again bowled only 2 pins..

Beta: Did this bowler just come from a place called University of Stupidity?

Yoshi and King K Rool: THATS IT!

They both attacked Beta.

Beta: WHOA!

King K Rool threw a bowling ball at Beta.

Y/N: BETA NO!

You push him away from the impact and you get hit in the head, knocking you unconscious.

Meggy: Y/N!!

Meggy looked over at the two and got a splatbomb out.

Meggy: You've just entered into the bad parts of my world..

She threw it and it sent K Rool and Yoshi flying, after that, she went over to you and tried shaking you awake.

Beta: Do you think it's my fault? If I kept my mouth shut, none of this would've happened.

Mario: No, to be honest, if they can't handle a snarky comment, I don't know where they came from.

Beta: Both of those two obviously came from an egg. A rotten one.

Meggy: You two, enough talk! Help me with him.

Beta and Mario focused on you.

Mario: Mario knows what to do.

Mario goes to get a bucket of ice cold water.

Beta: Uh, Mario I don't think you should do tha-

Mario: Mario knows what he's doing.

Beta: Okay, you're funeral, not mine.

Mario poured the water on you, causing you to wake up shivering.

Y/N: M-Mario!

Mario: Hey it worked!

Meggy: Mario, next time use something less freezing.

Beta: You okay there bud?

Y/N: My head is pounding.

Beta: I bet, here we got bandages at home, right?

Mario: Yes, SMG4 picked some up yesterday.

Meggy: Let's get you to the castle.

Meggy helped you up.

Cashier: Before you go, here.

The Cashier handed you a paycheck with 10'000 coins on it.

Beta: now that's a lot of zeros.

Y/N: We won?

Cashier: Yeah, you won by default since your opponents are disqualified from the competition, so you're the winner!

Y/N: Thank you!

Cashier: No problem, just please don't sue us for getting injured in here, please?

Y/N: Wasn't planning on doing so.

Cashier: Good, now you four can go home and rest, getting hit by those things don't feel great.

Y/N: Will do, bye!

The Cashier waved at you while you and your friends left, You saw Shy Guy and Snake approach you.

Meggy: What do you two want?

Snake: Look, we wanted to apologize for what happened in there, I never agreed to injuring people.

Shy Guy: Same here.

Y/N: I know you two didn't want to do that. You're all good.

Snake: That's good to hear, if you guys need anything call us.

Snake gave you a red button with an ! On it.

Y/N: Thanks.

Snake: No problem. Now if you excuse me, I got two reptiles to get.

Snake and Shy Guy ran off and went to go find King K Rool and Yoshi, while you and the others made it back to the castle, you laid down on the couch.

Meggy: Where are those bandages at?

Beta: Right here.

Meggy: Right, thanks Beta.

Beta: Anytime.

Meggy went over to you and wrapped some bandages around your head, along with an ice pack.

Meggy: Is that more better?

Y/N: I feel a little bit of throbbing but it's probably nothing.

Meggy thought of something to cure it.

Meggy: I think I know a way.

Y/N: Hmm?

Meggy slowly got on top of you and kissed you for a long time, you kissed back and eventually you and her break the kiss for air.

Meggy: Feeling better?

Y/N: Y-yeah..

Meggy giggled on how flustered you are, and she got off of you, allowing you to sit up.

Meggy: Here, let's watch something.

She grabbed the remote and turned on the TV.

Meanwhile with Beta.

Beta: Well, what should I bake? I Wait..I haven't baked up a cake for a while, might as well do so-

Peach busted through the doors.

Peach: Where were you?!

Beta: Here, why?

Peach: No, I searched the castle to make sure you were doing chores!

Beta: I was underground, those damn moles sure do like to steal your turnips miss.

Peach thought about it for a second until she left, buying his lie.

Beta: what a bitch.

Beta shook his head and went back to baking.

Meanwhile with Mario.

Mario: Spaghetti, you're the only one for me..

Spaghetti: Bitch I love you.

Mario: Kiss me.

Mario was about to kiss the pasta until he woke up from a dream.

Mario: Aw man. I wanted that to be real..

(You won a lot of money! What would you spend it on if you won 10'000 coins?)