You and Meggy were thinking of what should you two eat. Since you two haven't eaten recently.

Meggy: How about we head to the local candy place?

Y/N: We could do that.

Beta butts in.

Beta: Candy?..nah, get yourselves some chicken strips or pizza.

Meggy: No, We feel like candy and sweets.

Mario: Are you trying to say that fast food isn't as good as candy?..

Meggy: I'm just saying that there's no need because we feel like sweets.

Y/N: Yeah.

Beta: What about the sweets I bake?

Meggy: Sorry Beta, but we feel like going there.

Just like that, Beta grabbed a blaster that reads Chikin Lawncher.

Beta: U Wot.

He fired and hit both you and Meggy.

Y/N: Ow!

Meggy: Oh, no..now you have started a war!

Mario&Beta: TEAM PIZZA!

Y/N&Meggy: TEAM LOLLIPOP!

You and Meggy grabbed out your giant lollipops and swung them at Mario and Beta, they had pizza shields and blocking your attacks.

Beta: EAT THIS!

Beta tossed a pepperoni bomb at you.

Y/N: Guess what Beta.

Beta: Huh?

You picked it up and pulled the pin.

Y/N: You need to pull the pin first. Stupid.

Beta: Oh..shit.

You threw it back at them, They went flying from the explosion.

Meggy: We did it!

Y/N: Take that!

Mario: Bro, you just posted cringe.

He fired a mozzarella cannon, hitting you.

Y/N: OWIE!

Meggy: Y/N!

Meggy turned around and saw a stuffed crust cannon attack her, she dodged the cheese.

Beta: Damn she's slippery! Mario! Activate the pizza wheel!

You quickly got up and launched your lollipop at Beta, hitting him.

Beta: Ow! Hard candy fucking hurts when it hits you..no wonder it gives you cavities.

Mario: Mama Mia.

The Pizza Wheel was about to run you and Meggy over, but you threw a razor blade that was in a piece of candy at it and it sliced it in half.

Beta: Who the fuck puts razor blades in candy?! That's just wrong!

Mario: It will make you ded!

Y/N: Very messed up people that is!

Meggy: Enough talk, let's fight!

Meggy threw another razor blade candy, Beta dodged it.

Beta: Whoa! Hey, that could've killed me!

Mario: Mario's gonna throw a big pizza pie in your face!

Mario barfed out pizza boxes that were listed as Spaghetti, Vegetarian, Pepperoni, Boneless and Pineapple..ew...

A/N: Who puts fruit on a pizza pie?!

Beta: Who allowed you to talk?

A/N: BITCH I CAN CREATE AND ERASE YOU!

Beta:....

A/N:......

Beta: Eh, fair enough.

-Back to where we were-

You and Meggy got pelted with the boxes.

Y/N: OW!

Meggy: HEY!

Beta: Take that!

Mario: Hey, Mario has a challenge for everyone.

Meggy: Ooh, what is it?

Mario: Everyone tries a bite of pineapple pizza, then whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last cookie that Beta baked.

Y/N: Ugh...okay..

Beta: Not a fucking chance.

Mario: Just one bite.

Beta: Fuck it..give me that.

Beta took a bite and almost gagged as he swallowed.

Everyone else took a bite and let it sit in their stomachs.

Mario: Okie Dokie, here we go.

Everyone was sitting there calmly.

Mario: How's-a everyone doing so far?

Beta: Good.

Y/N: Good so far.

Meggy: Nothing yet.

Mario: Great, I don't know if you ever tried those cookies yet-a, those are pretty tasty stuff from that-a bake sale Beta made-

All of a sudden, Mario vomited.

Meggy: Ooh, one down, I know who isn't having that cooki-

Then Meggy puked.

Y/N: MEGGY!

After you said that, your started to feel funny.

Y/N: Ugh, I'm starting to feel funny.

Beta: Well I feel fine, I guess that means I'm gonna be-

Just then, Beta barfed, after he did, you pumped both fists in the air.

Y/N: Oh Boy! That means I win! I get the last cook-

You were interrupted by yourself by vomiting, Meggy vomited again.

Meggy: O-oh god, why didn't anyone tell me-

She barfed again.

Mario: Mama Mia, my insides are on fir-

He pukes again.

Meggy: N-no please, no more, no more..

She vomits...again.

Y/N: Guys..I'm scared..

You puked.

Beta: Get the phone! Call 91-

He gagged out more vomit.

Mario: Peach! Peach get in here! We need-

He was thrown back by his own puke, after that, everything started calming down.

Beta: Okay..okay...I-I think it's all gone..I'm gonna-

He puked once again.

Meggy: I don't wanna-

She vomited again.

Y/N: Someone..get me a bucket-

You released more vomit.

Just then, Beth came in with sugar cookies.

Beth: Who wants cookies?

After you all heard her say that, you all puked at the same time.

Beth: Wow..wait..did you all eat pineapple pizza?

You looked over and slowly nodded.

Beth: Come on you four.

She held your hand and kept you balanced to the kitchen, she then sat you down.

Beth: Stay there, I'll go get the other three.

Y/N: O-okay..

She went to the door and brought in Meggy and sat her down in the chair across from you.

Meggy: H-hey..

Y/N: Hi..Meg—Meggy..

Beth came back with Mario and Beta, she sat them down in the chairs next to you and Meggy.

Beth: Now drink these.

She hands you four a sparkly liquid.

Y/N: What's this?...

Beth: Ginger Ale.

You sipped it, and your stomach started to feel a lot better, Meggy took hers and she felt better, Same with Mario and Beta.

Beta: Wow, that really helped.

Beth: Next time, don't eat that.

Mario: Eh, okie dokie.

Y/N: Never again.

Meggy: Not in a million years.

Beta: How the hell does SMG4 even eat that shit?

Beth: Different taste buds.

Beta: Right.

Mario: About this food war..

Y/N: Yes?..

Mario: Wanna call a truce?

You and Meggy looked at eachother, you nodded and look back at Mario and Beta.

Y/N: Okay, it's a truce.

Beta: Sweet.

Melony walked in.

Melony: Hi!

Y/N: Hey Melony.

Melony: What are you all up to?

Meggy: Just sitting here, letting our stomachs heal.

Melony: Why?

Beta: We ate some nasty ass pizza and ended up puking our guts out.

Melony: Oh no, that doesn't sound great.

Mario: It was pineapple.

Melony froze when Mario said that.

Melony: What..kind?..

She slowly pulled her sword out.

Beta: What fatty meant was that it was a spynapple pizza.

Melony: Oh..okay!

She put her sword away.

Mario: What the-

Beta: Dude, the one thing I've learned about Melony is that if you eat fruit, you better make sure Melony isn't around to see it.

Mario: Oh, Okie.

(🧸Free Hugs🫂)