You wake up today in your bedroom (For once.), and realized it's getting to that point of the year.

Y/N: Oh boy..that means-

Skid: SPOOKY MONTH!

Pump: We like candy!

Y/N: WHAT THE?!

You jump onto your chandler like a scared cat.

Y/N: What are you two doing in my room?!

Pump: Got candy?

Y/N: No!

Skid: Aw..ok! C'mon Pump! ITS A SPOOKY MONTH!

They proceed to do the spooky dance and leave your room.

Y/N: That was..bizarre..but again..in this world, anything's possible..

You say as you drop down from the chandelier and lick your hand before grooming your hair.

———

In the kitchen, you find Beta cooking pancakes.

Beta: Morning Y/N!

Y/N: Hey Beta, what's up?

Beta: Everyone is, all we needed was you.

You were confused as to what he was talking about.

Y/N: What are you talking about?.

Beta: Well you might've met two young boys, skeleton and pumpkin?

Y/N: OH..right..yeah, what about them?

Beta: Well we sent those two to wake up everyone in the house..and lemme tell you, the love their job..

He chuckled.

Y/N: Oh, I know they do..so what did you want to wake me and the rest of us up for?..

Beta: Well an inkling flew by and told me about a special Someones birthday today..

Your eyes light up as you hear this info.

Y/N: Oh?

Beta: Yep, he's red and he's smart.

Y/N: Zirax?

Beta: No no, someone...alive.

Y/N: Well..I know it's not Mario's..

Beta: Think of a Minecraft mob that explodes..

You get the hint almost immediately.

Y/N: Creeper?

Mario: Aw man-

Beta kicks Mario in the groin.

Mario: *Earrape Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme Plays*

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Beta: Enough..and ding ding! You've won the privilege to participating in our little group for the party..

Y/N: Awesome! What do I get to do?..

Beta: Well we're having a little trouble getting what he likes and what he's interested in, perhaps you could help out?

Y/N: I would be glad to!

———

Many many minutes later..

Y/N:..What does he like?

Sherak: The color red!

Luigi: You've said that for the 8th time..

Will: Does he like Vodka?

Axol: No..

Y/N: Hm..

Desti: I've talked to him for a while yesterday, said he's from Inkopolis, despite being human.

Meggy: Does he have a favorite idol?..

Desti: That I need to figure out..

Y/N: I could go talk to him about it.

SMG4: Yeah!. Sounds good, bring us back some information it as soon as you get back!

Y/N: Will do!

Will: Do what?

Y/N: N-No, not you- Oh, never mind..I'll be back.

You traveled across the house and find Creeper sitting on the sofa watching some TV.

Y/N: Hi Creeps!

Creeper: Hey Y/N, how are you?

Y/N: I'm fine, how'd you sleep?

Creeper: Pretty good, thanks.

Y/N: Anytime..so I heard you were from Inkopolis?

Creeper: Oh yeah..I was, did Desti tell you that?

Y/N: She did, and I got interested, how did a human find out about Inkopolis?

Creeper: Ah..that's a long story..but hey, at least I got to see my favorite idol perform.

Y/N: Really? Who?

Creeper: Marina, she's beautiful..

You nod in agreement and wrote the info down on a notepad.

Y/N: Aw, well that's touching.. and I will admit, she's got charm.

Creeper: Thanks..

Y/N: Anytime.

Creeper: So, where did you come from?

He looks at you with interest, making you clear your throat.

Y/N: Well..now that you say that, I don't really know..I've trained to be a gunman from my idol, and I remember meeting SMG4 for the first time..but my memory is fuzzy on most of the madness..

Creeper: Understandable.

He nods.

You look over while Creeper isn't looking at Desti and Meggy who were peering over, awaiting your arrival, you wave and gestured to your notepad. They nod back and open their arms.

You carefully toss the notepad towards the two and they both catch it.

They scan through and give you a nod and leave before they're spotted.

Y/N: Huh..

Creeper: What?

Y/N: Oh, nothing..just figured it would be fun to play this little game Beta invented a while back..

Creeper: What kind of game is it?

Y/N: Just a good game for getting to know each other better..it requires cards but we'll use dice, highest asks, lowest has to answer.

Creeper: Hm..that doesn't sound too bad, okay, let's play.

You smile and bring out two pairs of dice, handing one to him while keeping the other.

You went and rolled a 5.

Creeper rolled a 3.

Y/N: Well look at that..

Creeper: Congrats! What would you like to know?

Y/N: Hmmm..if you were to pick a flavor of any dessert, what would it be?

Creeper: Easy, Chocolate, not changing my mind.

Y/N: Sweet..

Creeper seemed a little suspicious you asked that, but shook it off.

Y/N: Ready for round 2/5?

Creeper: Ready!

You threw your die down and rolled a 1..

Creeper on the other hand rolled a 6.

Y/N: Huh, what are the odds of that?

Creeper: One and a million. Now, Y/N..

Y/N: Yes?

Creeper: Have you ever been in a near death situation?

Y/N:..Many...

Creeper: Oh..How many?

Y/N: So many times..metal pole in the gut, then it was a triceratops horn..then those weird creatures that chased us through an old mall..Miyamoto..yeah, I've lost track.

Creeper: God damn, talk about plot armor.

You two share a laugh.

Y/N: Heh, you have no idea..

Creeper: I'd like to hear more about your adventures with Mario and the others sometime soon.

Y/N: Of course..but first..

You check in on your phone.

Creeper: Hm?

You @ everyone in the Discord.

Y/N: Oi! Is da stuff ready?

Beta: Yea, cakes almost done..what flavor does he like again?

Y/N: Chocolate.

Beta: Ight on it.

Y/N: What about you guys?

Mario: We ain't found shet.

Meggy: We got the invite ready for Marina..hopefully she shows up.

Tari: The decorations are all good and ready to go! Melony fell asleep on the job.

Axol: Don't worry, I covered her task.

Bob: Simp.

Beta: Shut the fuck up you dirty ass dildo.

Bob: I'll kick your ass you Grey piece of shit.

Bethany: BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT!

Bob: Make me bitch.

Server: Bob has been timed out for 4 hours.

Beta: Bout time.

Tari: That means you too Beta..

Beta: Wait.

Saiko: What?

Beta: Erm... Foofa Doge

Tari: Awwwwwwwe!!!!

Melony: I need one! 🥺

Meggy: Beta, as cute as the little doggy is, how's the cake?

Beta: Oh it's almost done..

———

Beta turns off his phone and looks at the ingredients.

Beta: Hmmm... Troy!

Troy walks in.

Troy: Yea?

Beta: I've noticed you rarely get screentime..

Troy:..Yes..so?..

Beta: Wanna bake with me?

Troy thinks about it and looks at the flour and eggs.

Beta: Hmm..?

Troy: Okay..but I must warn you, I'm not that good at baking..

Beta: No problem, we'll make this cake perfect..now let's do it.

Troy nods in agreement.

Beta: Now soldier, get me the ingredients!

Troy: SIR YES SIR!

He rushes into the pantry and finds a few ingredients.

Troy: We're all out of eggs..

Beta: Find some! We need them pronto!

Troy: SIR YES SIR!

He rushes outside and finds a source.

Troy: Hmmm...

Yoshi: I escaped prison! Haha! No more taxes for me-

Troy kicked him in the groin, making him lay an egg.

Yoshi:...My scrotums...

Troy ignored his pain and ran away with the egg in his hands.

———

Troy makes his way down town, looking for any other sources he needs.

Troy: Hmm..Egg, check..Beta already has the other ingredients besides butter..

He looks around the neighborhood and finds a basket of it.

Troy: Oh..they look exotic..

He rushes up and knocks on the door until someone answers.

?: Yes?

Troy: Yes Mr..

He looks at the mailbox and back at the man.

Troy: Afton, I saw some huge roaches in your house! They're coming for your shit!

Afton: WHAT?!

The man rushes upstairs to grab his shotgun, giving Troy the opportunity to snatch the butter and run out of there.

Afton: Wait a minute, I'm constipated-

He looks and saw his butters are gone.

Afton: That son of a bitch.

———

Beta: Where the hell is he?..

Troy then came back with the ingredients in his hands.

Troy: I've got butter and an egg!

Beta: Perfect, put them in the bowl with the other ingredients..

Troy nods and does so.

Beta: Now to mix it!

He grabbed Mario and placed him down with a whisker.

Mario: Hey!

Beta: Mario, if you mix those ingredients together, I'll go out of my way and give you a monthly pass for the Spaghetti Empire! All you can eat Spaghetti!

Mario:

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OKIE DOKIE!

He slammed down the whisker and mixed the absolute hell out of it until was all batter.

Beta: Alright!

He grabbed his arm, making him stop.

Mario: HEY! Mario had to mix-

Beta: Not anymore, you've done enough, now, enjoy your pass.

He gave him a ticket, making Mario happy and dance away.

Troy: Well that was awfully nice of you Beta..

Beta: Eh, don't get mushy on it, it's a piece of paper.

He pours the batter into a pan and into the oven.

Oven:

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The oven yelled as it burped fire.

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Oven: Fod is Redi. :)

Troy: That was quick..

Beta: That's why I love this oven..

He takes out the pan and looks around.

Beta: Where is that frosting?..

Troy: Oh shit, we forgot it?..

Beta: Hold on..

He takes out Skully's stolen duffel bag and searched inside.

Old Man: Feed Me. :(

Beta: No..

He puts him back and finds a skull emoji.

Beta: Now that's barbaric..

He threw it at Troy's head.

Troy: Ow! Hey!!

He digs in deeper and finds an anvil.

Beta: Nope.

He threw it at Troy, knocking him down.

Beta: Damn thing..

He digs even deeper and pulls out an Irish man.

Aran Ryan: YA DON'T LOOK IRISH!

Beta: Fuck you asshole.

He shoved him back in the bag. Troy pushes the anvil off him, but gets hit in the head with a horseshoe from the bag.

Troy: Ow- STOP IT!!

Beta continues to search through but no luck.

Beta: Damn! There really is nothing useful in here..

Troy: Wait..

He looks inside and finds a can.

Beta:..How in the hell was that possible on the first try?..

Troy: You just gotta focus on what you want man..

Beta:..Okay, suggestion noted..

He takes the icing can and does the following:

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Beta: Mmmm, mmm! Creamy!

Troy: Why did you say it like that?..

Beta: Never mind..now, she is..

He does a chef's kiss with his hands.

Beta: Finished!

Troy:

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———

Meggy and the others were decorating for the party.

Meggy: Now, what color does he like?..

Belle: I think it's obvious..

Will: Is it Purple?

Sherak: No dumbshit, it's blue.

Skully: No you two..it's red!

Sherak: What makes you think that?!

Skully pulls out a picture of him.

Skully: He's called Redder Creeps for a reason.

Sherak: Oh! That's red as fuck!

Will: Red like Will's pee.

Desti:..I'd get that checked out if I were a man..

Will: Ok!

Meggy: Okay..red it is!

Tinker: Here, lemme make some balloons..

He said before pumping helium out of his tank and sticking a few red balloons on. Each one shot off and floating to the ceiling.

Meggy: Awesome! Now Ghosti?

...

Meggy: Ghosti..

Ghosti was busy looking in awe at the white inkling who was painting a picture for Creeper.

Meggy: Earth to Ghosti!

Jeff: Ahem..

Saiko: Hey! Quit being in love and help us with what we need next..

Ghosti eventually snaps out of it and looks at them.

Ghosti: Sorry, what was that?

Meggy: It's ok, do you mind running to the store and getting some candles?

Ghosti: Sure! Red ones, right?

Desti: Correct, Jeff, go with him.

Jeff: Yes Ma'am!

Ghosti hops on Jeff's back as they rode to the store.

Meggy: Not out the-

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Meggy:..Window..never mind, Beta! How's the cake?

Beta proceeds to bring the cake in.

Beta: She's perfect and ready..

Meggy: Perfect job Beta! You really outdid yourself!

Beta: Thanks Nut Meg.

Meggy: Hey! Please don't call me that..now, where's Y/N?

Skully: Stalling Creeper.

Meggy: Good, how's he doing?

Skully peers in and gets a thumbs up from Y/N.

Skully: He's doing fine.

Desti: Then all we need now is..what?

Beta: How are balloons coming along?

Meggy: Tinker's got them covered.

Tinker: A lot of balloons..for a lot of souls..

Beth: That's totally not creepy..

Tinker: Then why are you melting?

Beth: It's- Uh..hot in here..

Tinker: Right..

———

Jeff and Ghosti make it to the store and look in the party section for any candles.

Jeff: Hmm..trick candles?

Ghosti: Those could be fun! Do they come in red?

Jeff: Yep! One package left!

Ghosti: Great, let's get it and go home!

Jeff grabbed the candles and bump into Percy and Simon.

Percy: Hello you both.

Simon: Oh hey, wasn't expecting to see you two here! But hey..

Ghosti: Hi you two, what are you doing here?

Percy: Getting plates.

Simon: And napkins.

Jeff: Well we're glad you're both here, cause we could use those now, the cake's ready and the balloons are up!

Percy: Got it, let's go Simon.

Simon: Okay!

The squad head to check out.

Karen: Is this all you'll be getting boys?

Simon: Y-Yeah! This is Uh..all we're getting..

Percy: Keep the change.

He said before placing an emerald on the counter.

Karen:.....

Her eyes grew big as she eyeballed the gem.

Percy: Something wrong?

Karen: N-No! No! You boys have yourself a nice day!

She nervously said, the four leave, Karen checks to see if they're gone, they were..

Karen started to purr as she began to smack and play with the emerald, acting more like a cat.

———

Percy: Okay! Now to head back to the house-

Jeff: PERCY!

He grabbed Percy by the medal and pulls him back.

Percy: Hey! What was that for?

Ghosti: Look where you walk!

Percy looks at the road.

Percy:..Oh..

Jeff: How do we cross the road?!

Simon: Maybe he could help?

Percy: Who?

Simon: Over there.

He points at the little Chicken in glasses running around.

Chicken Little: THE SKY IS FALLING-

He shouts before being hit by the Mystery Machine.

Shaggy: Zoinks! We made a chicken sandwich!

Scooby Doo: Reah! Rehehehe!

Jeff: Never mind that..

Percy: Hm...hold on..

He whistles, getting a green pterodactyls attention as it swooped down.

Percy: Peter! Get us over this traffic!

Peter: Rightaway Guvna!

He carried each and everyone of them one by one before plopping them down onto the other side.

Percy: My appreciation Peter..I am eternally grateful.

Peter: Anytime, now off I go-

His flight is interrupted by a car being flung towards him and knocking him away.

Percy:..And there goes repopulating the dinosaurs..

Simon: Forget that! Let's go back before the party!

Ghosti: Leave it to me boys.

He smirks before grabbing his skateboard, he then yanks on it, causing it to extend into a longboard.

Ghosti: Hop on! The Ghosti-Toastie Express is leaving in 5 seconds!

Percy, Simon and Jeff hop.

Percy:..Well..hold onto your butts..

Ghosti skates them all back to the place safe and sound, jumping over obstacles and smashing through a window.

Meggy: Ghosti!

Ghosti: Whaaat?..I got here didn't I?

Desti: You did, but you smashed another window..

Ghosti: I'd recommend getting new windows then.

Desti: Teh, Smartass..

Skully: Did you get candles, napkins and plates?

Jeff: Yes, yes and yes.

Skully: Oh..wonderful..put them over by the cake..

Some others open the door and enters the castle.

Leo: Hello?

Axol: We're here!

Kate: And we brought presents!

Meggy: In here guys.

Leo comes over to where the others were.

Leo: Oh, hey, I got a gift for Creeper.

Kate: Me too!

Axol: Me three!

Beta: Fuckin hell..

McFuckinDuck: Where's da birthday Boi?

Bob: I dUnNo.

Boopkins: Didn't Y/N distract him?

Ember: I'm sure he did..

Jub Jub: Jub Jub?

Rob: Perhaps he went to get corn for him.

Tinker: He's in the other room eating his flesh..

The others went silent and stared at Tinker.

Tinker: What? It's just a goof, S m i l e.

SMG4:..You still creep me out..

SMG3: He creeps everyone out..

Tinker: It's the gift that keeps on giving...

Skully: Not in this household..now we got everything ready..everyone, keep quiet, Jeff, you mind hitting the lights behind ya?

Jeff flicks his tail and hits the switch.

Skully: Thanks, now we text Y/N.

Luigi: Okie!

———

Your phone began to vibrate, you check to see who it was.

It was Skully, sending you a message.

You seemed interested on what they did, you look up at Creeper.

Creeper: Who's that?

Y/N: It's Skully, now it's time to show you..

Creeper:..Show me what?..

He looked confused, but hopeful they might remember.

Y/N: Come along and find out!

You proceeded to get up from the couch, he follows as you lead him into the dining room, it was pitch black and you couldn't see a thing.

Creeper: Holy smokes it's dark in here!

Tinker: Did someone just say Dark?..

Then the lights flip on.

Everybody: SURPRISE!

Creeper gets scared from the sudden surprise, but he calms down as soon as he finds out it's his birthday party.

Creeper: Phew! You all gave me a heart attack!

Meggy: Sorry! But you still liked it, didn't you?

Creeper: Of course I did! Look at this! You guys really outdid yourselves..

He said, looking at the decorations and the cake.

Creeper: Oooh..

Beta: Chocolate, your favorite.

He winks.

Creeper: Thanks Beta, your baking amazes me..

Beta: Doesn't it always?

Mario: Can Mario eat the cake?

Skully: No.

Mario: But why?!

Meggy: Because you'll eat the entire thing.

Mario: But Mario's hungry!

Beta: Well this is fat-free.

Mario:...

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Saiko: Too bad, so sad..now, Creeper.

Creeper: Yes?

Saiko: Why not take a seat? We'll light your candles and sing.

Creeper smiles in agreement.

Creeper: Yeah, that sounds great!

Kaizo: Here ya go dude!

He said, pulling out a chair, he takes a seat as Kaizo pushed the chair back in.

Gever shoots a laser beam at the candle, lighting them up.

Gever: There you go.

Creeper: Awesome, thanks Gev!

Gever: Yup.

Beta: And now.. everyone, ready their vocal cords..cause this melody is gonna kill everyone's ears.

As he said that, you all sang.

By the time you were done singing, everyone was tone deaf.

Bob: UgH, mY sExY eArS..hAvEnT fElT tHiS wAy SiNcE rObO mEgGy BlAsTeD hEr VoIcE bOx-

Beta: What even happened to that thing?

Bob: ShE eScApEd. :(

Beta:...Typical girl behavior avoiding a Bob at all costs..

Bob: ShUt Up!-

Y/N: Hey, no stalling, now, Creeper, make a wish!

Creeper nods and blows out his candles, only for them to light back up again.

Creeper: What the-

Percy and Simon chuckle.

Creeper: Oh you two got creative..I like that..

Beth: Hehe..and I've made this for you! Hope you like it!

Bethany shows him a painting of himself.

Creeper: Now that's some awesome art skill you got there Bethany! I'll hang that in my room once we're done here!

Beth: Aww, good!

Desti: Damn girl! You do got some art skills!

Axol: Just as good as me.

Beth: Oh no, you're way better..

Axol: Nonsense! You're talented!

Creeper: He has a point.

Bethany nods a little.

Beth: Okay, okay..maybe a little..

She chuckled shyly.

Skully looked at the cake with a little concern.

Y/N: What's wrong Skully?..

Everyone looks at Skully.

Skully: Those aren't red candles..

Percy: Then what are they- Oh..

Creeper:...Fuck-

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(Happy Birthday Redder_Creeper , hope this chapter got a laugh out of you, and I hope your day goes splendid!) 🤠

Marina: Am I..uh, late to the party?..

The place was demolished..

Beta: Don't worry..this world has almost no logic at all..next chapter this whole place will rebuild and be normal once again..don't ask how..

Marina: Oh...