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Beta's Problem

You, Meggy, and everyone else decided to watch TV this evening, that is until Beta came downstairs, looking drowsy.

Y/N: Uh, Beta?

Beta: Hmm?

Y/N: Are you ok?

Beta: Yeah..just a little hot in here that's all..

He said pulling on his own hoodie, cooling himself off.

Meggy: You don't look too good..

Beta: Yeah..maybe it's just-

He vomits on the ground and falls to his knees.

Tari: Oh my god!

Mario: Uh oh, Tari, you pet threw up-a!

Beta: Did this asshole just call me a pet?..

He said as he fell on his side.

Skully: Oh shit..Uh, I'll take him to the hospital.

———

It was now hours, Skully was waiting for the results to come in.

Skully: How could this happen?

Beta: I dunno..

The doctor then came back.

Skully: Well doc?

Dr. Bloodcell: Well according to my medical records, your liver has collapsed on you.

Beta: Well that's a shame, what else is new?

Dr. Bloodcell: This isn't a laughing matter Beta, your liver needs time to heal.

Beta: How do I heal it then?

Dr. Bloodcell: Simple, stop drinking and doing joints.

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...

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Beta: Or?...

Dr. Bloodcell: That's the only way to actually heal it.

Beta: What?! Oh come on..

Dr. Bloodcell: Do you want to die?

Beta: Yes.

He sighed and looked at Skully.

Dr. Bloodcell: You'll keep an eye on him, right?..

Skully: I will, come on Beta.

Beta: I'm not gonna stop smoking or drinking-

Skully grabbed a syringe and stabbed Beta with it, making him pass out.

Skully: That was sleeping medicine, right?

Dr. Bloodcell: Yes, it was.

Skully carefully picked up his brother bridal style and carried out to the car and lays him in the back.

Beta: Whoa...that drugs the greatest!

Skully: Yeah, I bet it was, hold on to your tail, this is a rental and I'm not getting another speeding ticket.

Beta: It smells like Turkey soup back here...

He swerved, making Beta hit his head against the door.

Beta: WATCH IT TWAT!

Skully: Keep it down, I almost hit an old nun!

Beta: Then drive the metal box to the big pointy house..

Skully: Okay! Just keep it down please..I need to focus, and that pointy house is called a castle.

Beta: Whatever it is, bring me to that..

Skully: As you wish, hush now.

He finally made it back, accidentally hitting a rabbit on the road.

Bunny: CHOCOLATE!!!

Adam: GET THIS THING OFF ME!!

Skully: Sure! I'll get him off of ya.

He makes the bunny flee by tapping its nose and picking up Adam.

Adam: Thanks man..

Skully: Anytime.

Adam: You can put me down now..

Skully: Oh you're still getting punished, and it's my turn to punish ya.

Adam: No..no no no! This isn't fair!

Skully: Relax, since I'm so merciful, I'll let you off easy. All you gotta do is go inside the castle and apologize.

Adam: Oh..that easy?...

Skully: Yep. And you'll be a free inkling.

Adam: Oh thank you so much!!

He puts down Adam and let's him go inside, Beta went inside too.

Skully: You good man?

Beta: Yeah..I just need some water..

———

Y/N: I think they'll be alright.

Meggy: I hope so..

As soon as you and Meggy said that, they were back with Adam.

Y/N: Great..what does this clown want now?..

Adam: Hey..I'm very sorry for doing all that shit to you in the past, I promise I'll never bother you again, I swear.

Y/N: Uh..okay? Good..you can go now..

Adam: Okay. Thanks!

He runs out of the castle, thinking he's a free inkling, that's when..

A bullet hits him in the head.

Skully: Fool.

He reloaded and puts his gun away.

Adam's Ghost: You evil bastard! You said I could go free!

Skully: Yet you were stupid enough to believe that.

His ghost then disappeared from existence. Skully then looks at the screen.

Skully: Well he's on the bright side, he actually gets to go free..well- in the afterlife free..you know what I mean..

He looks at the castle and heads inside.

———

Beta: So yeah, I just need to stop smoking and drinking..two thinks I cannot stop doing..

Beth: Beta..you gotta stop, that could kill you.

Beta: I don't mind dying.

Skully then came inside.

SMG4: There you are, where were you?

Skully: Outside.

Y/N: Doing what?

Skully: Taking a walk.

Saiko: At night?

Skully: Better time than any.

Y/N: Makes sense, come sit, we were about to finish the movie.

Skully: Okay, got any popcorn?

Meggy handed him a fresh bowl.

Skully: Thank you.

Mario decided to pull a prank on Skully and toss a trophy, only to be caught in mid air.

Mario: Wha?!

Skully: Nice try Mario, but let's see how you like it.

His eyes glowed bright blue, then he started spinning around like a blue glowing tornado, then, he lets go of the trophy, hitting Mario so hard, that he went to space. Skully was left exhausted.

Saiko: Whoa..

Y/N: I didn't know you could do that.

Skully: Neither could I, it just woke up inside of me.

He sat down with you and everyone go back to watching the movie.

(Skully ain't playin no more.)

Mario was seen on the planet Mars.

Mario: Ooooooooh, I'm on a giant meatball! :D

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