After a traumatic experience at Tinkers place, you vowed to yourself to never visit his house ever again. You sat on the couch, turning on a show of Squidsons, your friends and lover saw that you've been a bit skittish lately, someone had the idea to spook you while you were watching.

Bob: BoO!

You jump and fell on the ground, shaking.

Bob: HaH! GoTtEm!

Meggy rushed over and kicked Bob away.

Bob: My OvArIeS!

Meggy: Bob, don't be an asshole!

Meggy hugged you and calmly ran her fingers through your hair.

Meggy: Shhhh...you're okay..listen to my voice, you're going to be okay.

You started to calm down.

Y/N: Sorry..

Meggy: Don't be sorry, I would probably be a bit jumpy after going to god knows where Tinker lives.

Leo holds his hand out for you, you take it as he helped you up.

Leo: You good?

Y/N: Yeah..just a bit shook..

Beta overheard and decided to pull out some cards.

Beta: Hey, I know what will get your mind off of the scary shit.

Y/N: That would be?

Beta: That would be a game.

Beth saw this and rolled her eyes.

Beth: Oh god..I'm out.

Beta: Come on Beth, think about how fun it'll be.

Beth: Sorry, but I'm not taking my chances.

She left, leaving only you, Meggy, Leo and Beta.

Beta: Hey, Tari, care to join?

Tari: Uh, sure, what game?

Beta: I was thinking truth or dare, learned it from a friend, He's quite a nice fella.

Y/N: You don't use cards in truth or dare.

Beta: Oh you do in this version, highest card asks, lowest card has to answer.

Boopkins: Come on Saiko, Axol and Desti, we gotta join.

Axol: Okay, I'm coming.

Saiko: So will I.

Desti: Let's go then.

They join in, so did Simon and Percy who walked in invited by Beta.

Percy: Let's draw ourselves a card.

Everyone took a card and passes it down, you all flipped your card and see that Axol got the lowest, Percy got the highest.

Percy: Interesting, let's see, truth, have you ever confessed to Melony?

Axol's face went a bit pink.

Axol: I- Uh..no..

Percy: You should, I've seen the way you look at her.

Axol: Y-yeah..maybe some other time.

Saiko: I never knew you had a crush on her.

Axol: Now you know..

Y/N: You'll get there Axol, I believe in you.

Axol smiled and nodded.

Axol: Thank you Y/N.

Y/N: Anytime.

Beta: Sweet! On the round two!

You all drew again, somehow Percy won again, and poor Tari loses.

Percy: This game is rigged, isn't it?

Beta: Depends on your perspective.

Percy: Anyhow, So, Tari..

Tari was sweating a little..kinda nervous on what's coming.

Percy: Truth, What's one game that makes you rage?

Tari: Oh, Uh, I would say dark souls.

Simon: That game is always infuriating, you're not alone..

Desti: Exactly, the people who made that went to a new level of boss fighting! I died in the first five seconds!

Y/N: Me and Tari managed to kick a dragons ass before.

Meggy: I saw, it was epic.

Leo: I gotta learn your moves then.

Y/N: Happy to teach you sometime.

Leo appreciated that.

Beta: Round 3 approaches!

You and the others draw, Leo got the highest card, You got the lowest.

Y/N: Oh no..

Leo: Definitely a dare for you..

You smile with a evil grin.

Y/N: Do your worst Leo.

Leo: Hmmm..oh, here's one, entertain us with a five minute comedy act.

Y/N: Okay, doesn't sound too bad..

Somewhere in a room with a stage, you walk in stage holding a mic and start your comedy. Everyone sat down, ready to laugh.

Meggy: This is going to be good!

Y/N: So, we've all had crappy jobs at one point, right? Whatever, you gotta do it, First job I had, Burger King.

Your friends snicker a little, you then sarcastically laugh like a hyena to get them laughing.

Y/N: I'll come up there man...Crusty got me the job too! He was the manager, now you'd think that would be cool, cause he's a friend? But he was a dick! Probably because I kicked his boyfriend Tinker Bells metal butt!

The crowd bursts out laughing, they eventually calm down and listen to you again.

Y/N: He thought he was the burger king! He'd put me on Drive-through every night, why do people insist on yelling in the drive-through? I mean it's modern technology, I'll be up there with my headset. "Hi welcome to Burger King how may I take your or-WOPPER!"

You say in a your loud Patrick impression, causing everyone to erupt in laughter.

Y/N: Sir are you- WHOPPER NO ONION, LARGE FRY!

Beta: Jesus Christ- Hah!

Leo: This shit is hilarious!

Y/N: Excuse me, Chewbacca, Uh, I'm bleeding from the ears here Pacino, let's calm down, we're dealing with food here, not missiles Governor, now drive around!

Tari was wheezing at your performance.

Meggy: Tari! Breathe, please breathe!

Tari: I'm sorry- his performance is amazing..*gasp*

Y/N: I would've had people yell, it was when people didn't talk loud enough, that drove me crazy! I'll be there with my headset on and there's the next customer, "Hi ma'am may I take your order?" You then put on a very shy and female impression "Chicken tenders...sweet sauce all over my body"

That one cracked up a bunch of people.

Y/N: Uh Excuse me miss, are you trying to molest me Via Drive-through?..

-Shortly after the show-

Leo: That was awesome dude, good job!

Y/N: Glad you enjoyed it.

Meggy: Not just him, all of us did.

Percy: Its true, Simon was practically wetting himself.

Simon: Hey! It was a blatter infection!

Percy: Sureee...

Simon: It was! I gotta get to the colonoscopy sometime.

Your group were about to leave but you all jump back because a wall blew up, showing a city in ruins from a nuclear bomb.

Y/N: Damn it Bob!

Bob: WhAt? I nEvEr DiD tHiS!

Beta: Neither did I, I'm pretty sure my bomb was already detonated a while back.

Tinker appeared.

Tinker: Hello!

Y/N: Tinker! What did you do?!

Tinker: You think I did that?

Saiko: From what Y/N told us, yes, you like fucking shit up.

Beta: And I thought I was bad, you make me look like an adorable puppy with a rocket launcher.

Y/N: You blew up the Mushroom Kingdom Tinker!

Tinker: All I did was push a toad into a gas station.

Tari: Why would you do that?!

Tinker: He was looking at me funny.

Beta: That still doesn't give you the rights to blow up an entire fucking village of innocent Toads!

Y/N: Hows the castle? Or How's Peach and the others?

Tinker: Well....Uh...

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Peach, Mario, Luigi and SMG4 were watching from a distance as the village was being obliterated.

Peach sighed.

Peach: I give up.

SMG4: Did Bob do this?

Mario: Probably, he always had a taste for spaghetti Bombs!

Luigi: This looks very bad..

(Damn it Tinker! stop blowing shit up!)

A/N: Hey, if you put an S in front of Tinker, you get Stinker!

Tinker: Shut up!

A/N: No.

Tinker grabbed a hammer and knocked A/N into the galaxy.

Saiko: Give me back my hammer!

Tinker: Make me bitch!

He launched Saiko into a house.

Tinker: No one calls me stinker, I took an oil shower this morning!