Today, Beta was happily walking outside viewing the scenery.

Beta: Damn. It's a good day to not be running for my lif-

Right as he said that, he was shot with a nerf gun.

Percy: Boom! You are dead!

Beta dramatically spun around.

Beta: I am dead!

He then fell on the ground while Percy quietly let out an evil chuckle.

Mario comes by singing.

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Percy: Oh shit..

Percy quickly hid his nerf gun before Mario could see.

Mario: Wha?! Beta is dead?!

Beta: Yes. I am dead!

Mario: Why is Beta dead?!

Percy: I dunno.

Beta: I think it was-

Percy&Mario: Shh! You are dead.

Beta: Ok.

He flopped back down on the ground, right when he did that, a car crashed into a tree, who came out of the car? Leo did.

Leo: What's up! Who's up for a game of-

He saw Beta's dead body.

Leo: What the hell happened here?!

Percy&Mario: Beta is dead!

Leo: Beta is dead?!

Mario: Mario thinks you're correct!

Leo: Yay!

Mario: Did anyone see the murder?

Percy: Nope.

Leo: Nuh Uh, sorry.

Mario: Mario will find this killer, and catch him! And take them to Mario's tunnel of-a doom! Very scary!

Both Percy and Leo clapped to that.

Percy: Yeah!

Leo: Now that's nice!

You appear out of nowhere and see the commotion.

Y/N: Beta is dead!

Mario: We know!

Y/N: Who killed him?!

Mario: We don't know-a!

Y/N: I will find clues!

You smash your face on the ground and start sniffing until you find a nerf gun.

Y/N: What's this? A weapon?! That is why Beta is dead!

Leo,Percy&Mario: Beta is dead?!

Y/N: Yes, he died!

Leo,Percy&Mario: Nooo!

Beth drives by from an ambulance she stole and accidentally ran you over.

Y/N: Ouch.

Beth: Sorry! Wait...

She sees that Beta is dead.

Beth: Hmm, in my medical records it says here that..Beta is dead!

Leo: Beth, what happened?

Beth: In my opinion..Beta was killed!

The small group continue to go on.

Leo: Well now what?

Just as he said that, Mark came by.

Mark: Whoa! Look at this! freakin Beta is dead!

Everyone:...

Mario: Mark!

Mark: Huh?

Mario: Go home!

Mark: Unbelievable! I'm outta here!

Mark t-poses and flew away.

Leo: Okay, let's get back to the point!

Beta pokes his own dead body.

Beta: Hmm, I think Beta is dead.

Beth,Mario,Leo&Percy: Beta is dead?!

Beth: Here I will heal you-

Beth runs over to the ambulance but it only blew up, sending the inkling flying.

Beta: Seriously, who killed Beta?!

Simon stood there drinking a bottle of whiskey, he chugs some down before speaking.

Simon: It was me!

Leo, Percy, Beta and Mario look at Simon in shock.

He took another chug at his drink and belched.

Simon: Yes, I did it like *Belch* this!

He then pulled out a pistol and fired, splatting Leo.

Simon: Whoopty doo! *Belch*

Mario, Percy and Beta mourn Leo's body, Simon was still chugging.

Simon: That was *belch* That was a joke lads..

Mario, Percy and Beta laugh at his joke, Simon again..took another chug.

Simon: *Belch* It was..*belch* Him!

Simon pointed at Percy.

Percy: What?! How-

Simon drinks some more.

Percy: How did-

Simon interrupted him again by drinking.

Percy: How did you-

Simon: *Belch* it was yo-

He takes another wiff of the old whiskey again.

Simon: It was..ye-

He kept on chugging. (Simon needs help.)

Simon: *Belch* It was him!

Percy: I know, how did you know-

Simon let out a long ass belch, Percy and Mario were slowly losing their patience.

Percy: Oh fuck off!

For the next five minutes Simon was still chugging down a bottle, Mario face palmed and spoke up.

Mario: Okie Dokie! Get to the point!

Simon: It was me- him!

Mario: We know!

Simon chugs down another bottle, Mario's pupils were slowly shrinking and his eye started twitching.

Simon: It was *Belch* Him!

Percy: How did you know?!

Simon: That was a joke too!

He drinks again, Percy slowly let out an evil laugh again.

Percy: That's right it was me!

Mario: Wha?! You bastard!

Beta: But why?!

Percy: Because you're-

Simon belched again...

Percy:.......

Mario: Well, that was coo coo crazy! Off to visit my spaghetti!

Mario flew away.

Simon was literally still drinking.

Percy: You know what..I give up.

Percy used a tool gun.

Percy has despawned Simon.

Percy: Much better..

You managed to get yourself out of the mess.

Y/N: That ambulance did get me good.

Percy: You okay?

Y/N: Yep.

Zero: Boo.

Y/N: WHAT THE-

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You woke up from your dream.

Y/N: What the..

You look around and saw everything was normal..well SMG4 Normal.

Meggy: What's wrong?

Y/N: O-oh..just a crazy dream.

Meggy: Really? What was it about?

Y/N: It's a long story..

Meggy: I don't mind, I'm all ears.

Y/N: Okay..

You turn to her and explain everything.

Meggy: So..what you're saying is. You were solving a crime? Who killed Beta?

Y/N: Yeah, Percy was there, Leo was there, he died unfortunately..Beth was there, Mark was there, Mario too. And...Simon.

Meggy: What did he do?

Y/N: He was wasted in that dream.

Meggy couldn't help but laugh

Y/N: Then before I woke up, Zero was there.

Meggy then turned her smile into a frown.

Meggy: Why was he there?...

Y/N: All he said was boo. And I woke up.

Meggy: Sounds like a crazy dream then.

Y/N: Oh..trust me..it was.

You and Meggy go back to cuddling.

Meggy: Make sure you dream good this time.

Y/N: I will, now that you're here.

Meggy smiled and pecked you.

Meggy: Good, now we should get some sleep, we have training in the morning.

Y/N: True, alright, love you.

Meggy: Love you too, goodnight.

Y/N: Goodnight.

(Sheesh...I once had a dream like that before..it was crazy..Simon wouldn't stop fucking drinking!)

Simon: That was a joke too! *Belch*

A/N: GET OUT OF HERE!

Simon: Fine...I'll be in the dirt.