Y/N: Huh..

McFuckinDuck: Find your favorite sports?..

You then pick the following:

Archery

Sword Fight

Golf

Eating Contest

Canoeing

McFuckinDuck: Perfect!! Let the tournament begin!!!

First Activity: Archery

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You were all warped to an archery target, and you've been given bows and arrows.

McFuckinDuck: Okay! First up is.....Archery!

Beta:........

SMG4: Are you ok Beta?..

Beta:...*Vietnam Flashbacks*

Mario: He's okie dokie!

He said as he patted his back.

McFuckinDuck: Welp, let's get this shit on the road!!

Y/N's Turn!

You carefully pull back the bow with the arrow on it..

Y/N: Steady....and....

You let-

Mario: ACHOO!

You let go and the arrow starting bouncing off the signs throughout the city, and headed straight towards Beta's head.

Beta: WHOA SHIT!

He ducked down and Mario was hit in the shoulder.

Mario:......

Y/N: Whoops...

Mario:

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SMG4's Turn!

Mario was holding his shoulder in pain, while you and Beta watched SMG4 draw back his arrow.

SMG4: No one has to sneeze, right?

Beta: My nose is as clean as a whistle.

Y/N: I don't feel anything coming, so you're in the clear, Mario?

Mario:..No...

SMG4: Okay..good..

He aims and let's go..

But of course, a Dalek drove in front of the target and the arrow ricocheted off of it.

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!?

The arrow once again hit Mario in the arm.

Mario:......

Beta: Ah fucking hell SMG4!

Mario:

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———

Beta's Turn!

SMG4: Sorry Mario..

Mario:

Beta: Hmmm..

He then had a manhole cover taped to his special area.

Beta: That should work.

He said as he waddled up to the target as the cover was quite heavy.

Y/N: Is this necessary?

Beta: Hell yeah it's necessary! I ain't gonna be shot in my BetaMc Junior.

Y/N: Okay then..good luck Beta.

Beta: Thank you Y/N.

He gets ready to aim.

Beta: Okay Beta..you've got this..

He said to himself, he exhaled and let's go of the arrow, and watched the arrow pierce through the target, getting a bullseye.

Beta: HELL YEAH!

The arrow went down into the city and bounced off a stop sign, heading back to Beta.

Beta: OH SHIT!

The arrow hit his manhole cover and it bounced off and hit a plane and back to Mario, hitting him in the arm..again.

Mario:.......

Beta: Hey look, my cover worked!

He said as he knocked on it.

Beta: What a lifesaver.

———

Mario's Turn!

Mario: M-mama Mia..

He aims back, but it wouldn't go back.

Mario: Hmm?

He pulls it back more, but it was jammed.

Mario: Cmon!!

He aimed it back out of frustration and let's go, shooting the target. But of course, it bounced off another road sign.

———

Gregory: Freddy! What are you doing?

Freddy huffs out some smoke.

Freddy: Gregory, you rolled the worst joint in history-

An arrow then hits him in the crotch.

Freddy:..MY FAZBALLS!!-

———

Mario: Yay! Mario did it!!..Hey, can I have it?

He said pointing at Beta's manhole cover.

Beta: You know what, knock yourself out.

He takes it off and passes it to Mario, Mario then taped his shoulder.

Mario: Yay!

Then he fell sideways.

Mario: Oopsie.

———

(Next Activity: Sword Fighting)

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McFuckinDuck: The winner of Archery iiiiis...Beta!

Beta: Sweet.

McFuckinDuck: But you can still receive points in these next activities! Now who's ready for some sword fighting?!

Mario: Oh! Mario can do that-a!

Y/N: Y'all are going down..

Beta: And you're the one who's going to be sliced into pieces.

Y/N: Sharp tongue for a dead dolphin.

You two stare at each other.

Beta: So what? You wanna fight?

Y/N: Yea, I do.

Beta: Very well.

———

The four of you are now standing on the giant totem with swords, well..everyone had a different sword because of the mods.

McFuckinDuck: ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET...

.......

McFuckinDuck: GO!

SMG4: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!

Mario: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT!

They yell and charge into each other and began to fight.

Beta: Hmm, what a cute little show..

Y/N: BETA!!

He rolled his eyes.

Beta: And here we go..

He turns around to face you.

Y/N: I said my sword was a tool of justice...Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance.

You then pull the red glowing sword out of its case.

Y/N: But now...now I'm not so sure. And besides...this isn't my sword..

You aim at Beta. He pressed a button on the lightsaber and keeps it steady on you..

Beta: No Y/N, I am your father.

Y/N: F-father?..

Beta: JOIN THE DARK SIDE BITCH!

Y/N: NEVER MASTER BETA!

And so it began, Beta swung at your head, to which you duck under and tackle him down, he was pushing forward, trying to get you off as you were pushing back down.

———

Mario:

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SMG4:

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Mario and SMG4 began to clash swords and attempt to throw the other one off of the deck and into the water below.

Mario: Imma gonna get you!

SMG4: NAH YOU AIN'T!

They continued to fight, SMG4 slammed the sword down, Mario blocks and is now on his back, struggling to push back, so he gets an idea and burped in SMG4's face.

SMG4: Jesus Christ!!

Mario gets back up and knocks the sword out of SMG4's hand and Sparta kicks him off.

Mario: Oh yeah!! Mario's numba one!!

———

You and Beta continued to battle, jumping over his lightsaber as it went for your legs and cutting the belt off of Beta's jeans, causing them to fall, revealing boxers with drinking unicorns on them.

Beta: AYE!

He quickly pulls them up.

Beta: At least take me out for dinner first!

He said as he burned you with the lightsaber.

Y/N: HOT!!!

You jumped back and looked at your arm, your flesh sizzled for a moment.

Beta: Time for another win-

Y/N: HEY BETA LOOK ITS THE HBO SHOW!

Beta: WHAT?! WHERE?!

He looks around with the lightsaber and swung it at the air.

Beta: IM GONNA DEMOLISH THAT SHITTY SHOW!-

He was then stabbed with a sword.

Beta: Oh come on..not again!

Y/N: Sorry Beta, it wasn't personal.

Beta: Eh, no need to be sorry, now go take care of those two..good luck.

He said as he fell backwards into the ocean.

Y/N: Will do..

Mario stands on SMG4's stomach as he chants in victory.

Mario: Defeated now beotch?!

Y/N: Ahem.

Mario then looks at the camera.

Mario: Mario's fucked isn't he?

The camera nods. You then grab him by the overalls and dangle him over the platform.

Mario: Shet!

Y/N: Sorry Mario!

You then drop him.

———

The three of them were sent over the platform and into the orange water below.

Beta: Hmm, this is actually Orange Fanta, I love it!

Then the very interesting looking rubber ducky comes back while floating on a balloon.

McFuckinDuck: And the winner of this round is Y/N!!!!

You cheer and held your sword in victory.

Y/N: Oh yeah!!

Beta: Sweet.

SMG4: Aw...

Mario: HE FUCKING CHEATED!

Y/N: Don't be such a sore loser Mario.

———

Next Activity: Golf

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The duck then gave you your assigned clubs.

McFuckinDuck: I hope you all are happy with your assigned clubs!

Mario loved his to death.

Mario: Thank you!!! Mario loves it so much-a!

Beta: Mine it's literary a fucking axe.

Y/N: Mines a pickle, for some reason.

Beta: It's definitely not mods.

SMG4: I'm not happy with mine..

The club stared at him with that dead eye, sending chills down his spine.

SMG4: Too creepy..

McFuckinDuck: Sorry, all sales are final!! Now let's begin!

———

And so it began, first off you had to roll a die, to see who was going first.

McFuckinDuck: Remember, if the die lands on a low number like 1, then you go last, if it lands on the highest number such as 6, then you get to go first! Let's roll!

(These are all randomized numbers.)

SMG4 rolled his and got a 3

Beta rolled a 5

Mario rolls 2

You rolled a 4

McFuckinDuck: So it's settled, Beta goes first, Y/N goes second, Glitchy goes third and Mario goes last..

Y/N: Okay, Beta, go ahead.

Mario: This is bullshit!

Beta tests the wind and noticed there wasn't any breeze at all.

Beta: Okay, looks like it's gonna be a smooth one.

He drew his axe club back and hit his golf ball across the course, landing in the fairway.

Y/N: Not bad Beta.

Beta: Thank you.

SMG4: Alright Y/N, you're next.

You then place your ball down and felt no breeze blow against you, so you aim and hit the ball with your pickled club. Landing near Beta's ball.

Beta: Huh, not bad!

Mario: That's-a so nice!

SMG4: Sweet!!

Y/N: Thanks! SMG4, go ahead.

SMG4: Will do.

He held his creepy club and placed down the ball, hitting it across the fairway and into some dark green.

SMG4: Damn!

Mario: Hah!

SMG4: Alright, you think that's funny? Go ahead, I'm interested in what you're going to do with your shot.

Mario: Okie dokie!

He dropped the ball and shot it across the course and into a bunker.

Snake: Hmm?

Then beeping went off.

Snake: WHAT THE F-

The bunker blew up, and the ball landed on the fairway.

Mario: Yay!

SMG4: Lucky shot..

He mumbled, crossing his arms.

———

A few swings later, you all finally reached the end of the course and to the hole.

Beta: That's ironic.

Y/N: What?

Beta: It's a hole.

Y/N: I don't- Oh..

Beta: Yeah.

Mario:..I don't get it..

Beta: Forget it, let's go! Who's next? I already went!

Y/N: Then that means it's my turn.

SMG4: Make this a good one!

Mario: Oooh!

Beta: Let's see what happens.

They watch carefully as you took a deep breath and tapped the ball into the hole gently.

Y/N: Awesome!

Beta: Sweet! Now we just need to get ours in next.

SMG4 was up next and he carefully lined up the shot and hits the ball.

He then ended up pushing Mario's golf ball away, pissing him off.

Mario: MAMAFUCKER!

SMG4: YOU WERE IN THE WAY!

Mario: THEN GO AROUND YOU LAZY BITCH!

SMG4: Oh! Oh! You're calling me lazy?! You sit on your ass and eat spaghetti!

Beta: Well technically you sit on your ass and watch memes-

SMG4: Shut up Beta.

Beta: Just saying..

Mario: Fine! Let's-a go!

He purposely swung and hit SMG4'a golf ball into the water below.

Mario: Oopsie.

SMG4: YOU MOTHERFUCKER-

He then attacks Mario, you sigh in disappointment as Beta watches.

Beta: Well this was fun.

McFuckinDuck then came by on his floating bicycle.

McFuckinDuck: OI! NO FIGHTING IN THE GOLF COURSE!

He threw two wagons at them.

McFuckinDuck: Y/N wins by default! Beta comes in second and SMG4 and Mario, DNF.

SMG4: It wasn't my fault! He hit my ball!

Mario: Too bad bitch!

———

McFuckinDuck: Okay..now that we're done with Golf, who's ready for an Eating Contest?!

Mario: YEEEES!!

Beta: Felt like I did this before in a frozen ass wasteland.

Y/N: But..you didn't?

Beta: I'm aware of that.

Mario: Then why did you-

McFuckinDuck: Hey! C'mon! We're going to be having this contest in a couple of minutes, so make room for a lot of food!!

SMG4: Okay then..but I already know who's gonna win that.

Beta: We'll see.

———

McFuckinDuck: Everyone ready?! We've got burgers, pizzas, spaghetti, ravioli, steaks and many more!!! Now get to eating in 3, 2, 1.. GO!

Mario began eating away like a machine, you struggled and cough out a steak bone.

Y/N: Ugh..T-Bone..

Beta silently laughs to himself.

SMG4: What's so funny Beta?

Beta: Watch Mario..

You two then watch as Mario stopped and felt something in his stomach.

Mario: Hmm?..

He then heard beeping.

Mario: Oh shit-

His stomach puffed up into a giant balloon and Mario began to float away.

Mario: WAIT!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!

Beta: Bye bitch!

Then while floating away, he was eaten by the Ender Dragon.

SMG4: Shit..is he ok?

Beta: Relax, it's only a game.

Y/N: Are you sure-

McFuckinDuck: NO EATING THE CONTESTANTS!

He aimed 200 missiles at the Ender Dragon and obliterated it in seconds.

Mario: MAMAMIAAAAAAAAA!!!

He landed in the orange soda water.

McFuckinDuck: Alright, since Mario wants to go in the water so badly..we'll call this off and start canoeing!

Y/N: Then who wins-

McFuckinDuck: Everyone wins! Now onto the final one!

———

Final One: Canoeing..

Team One:
Y/N
Beta

Vs

Team Two:
SMG4
Mario

McFuckinDuck: Alright, everyone ready?!

Beta: Yeah, let's fuck these two up Y/N.

Y/N: Agreed!

You two high-fived with your paddles.

Mario: Fuck-a you!

SMG4: YOU AREN'T PADDLIN!

Beta:..Was that meant to be a ballin pun?.

McFuckinDuck: Alright! Focus! Once you win, you win, don't you wanna win to win?

Y/N:..What?..That didn't make sense..

McFuckinDuck: Never mind! Just Go!

He shot a gun in the air. Killing a bird.

The two teams went to paddling, but then You and Beta had a bit of conflict.

Beta: Alright, go on the right!

You then go on the right.

Beta: No my right!

Y/N: What do you mean your right?! This is right!

Beta: Not the right I was talking about!

Y/N: No, no no, you said right-

Beta: Yeah I said right and you went left-

Y/N: I didn't! I went right!

Beta: Okay! Fine! Go left!

You then go left as fast as you could and ram Mario and SMG4 off course.

Mario: Hey!

SMG4: Oh! Now you've done it!!

Y/N: Come at us bitch!

Beta and you paddle away as Mario and SMG4 followed behind, attempting to ram you into the sand dunes.

Beta: LOOK OUT!

You swerved around a rock, so did Mario and SMG4.

Y/N: That was a close one..

Beta: No kidding..let's keep it going-

You both then paddled up a ramp and we're launched into the sky.

Beta: OH SHIIIIIIII!!!!

Y/N: REEEEEEEEE-

Mario: Hey! Mario wants to do that too!

He smiled stupidly and went on the ramp.

SMG4: MARIO NO!-

———

McFuckinDuck: So then I made those four buffoons a ramp to fall off of, I wonder if it worked yet.

?: Sir!

McFuckinDuck: What?

?: LOOK BEHIND YOU!

McFuckinDuck: WHAT-

He was then hit by a flying canoe.

———

The four of you were sent to the finish line from above, screaming.

Beta: WHAT DO WE DO?!

Y/N: WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!

Beta: WHAT IS IT?!

Y/N: KEEP YOUR LEGS STRAIGHT WHEN YOU HIT THE WATER!

You all did so, but Mario was too busy rolling around in the air until SMG4 grabbed his arm, keeping him straight. Then you all hit the water, except for the duck.

McFuckinDuck: Ugh..my head...

Beta then rose up.

SMG4 then swam out, coughing out orange water.

Mario was washed up to the surface and into the sand.

Mario:

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You go to the sand and flop down.

Y/N: God..is everyone alright?

SMG4: Yeah, that was intense..

You then scan the beach out, seeing Mario still sitting there in the sand.

Y/N: Where's Beta?

Mario: I dunno.

SMG4: Maybe he's in the water still?..

Y/N: Oh..god!!

You panicked and rush to the water, but stop when you see Beta jumping out of the water, excited.

Beta: WHOA YEAH!

He then hits SMG4's shoulder and picked you up.

Beta: Uh Huh! Who's up for round two?!

He then saw everyone's shape and calms down immediately.

Beta: Hmm? Oh! I-I mean Uhh..you all ok?.

You roll your eyes and smile.

Y/N: Yes..we're fine Beta.

SMG4: This soda..tastes..bizarre..hmm, I guess it was a little bit of sweeteners in that.

Beta: Well, all soda has that.

McFuckinDuck: O-Okay..you win..for now. Let's get you four home!

He then plopped a rock on the ground with a wizards hat and a wand. It casted a spell that sent you all back to the real world.

———

Beta: Whoa shit, I think I had too much to drink, just had a dream about a duck taking us on a tournament.

Y/N: That actually happened Beta.

Beta: It did? Damn..

SMG4: Well..thanks for that gameplay Beta, but I need to go.

He said sipping a soda.

Beta: Where did you get that soda-

SMG4: Bye...

He said leaving to the computer room.

Beta: Erm?..Ok then?.

Mario: Imma go eat some spaghetti!!

He said happily walking to the kitchen.

Y/N: Well I got a text from Meggy, saying that she wants me and you to go over to the girls night. Sounds skeptical but I'll go along with it, she said bring Beta, so Beta, you up for it?

Beta: Sure. Let's go.

You two then leave the castle. Then after about a minute later, someone else came in from the basement.

Beth: Beta!! Where'd you go?! I know you planted that volcano there!

.........

..The Wii acted up again..

White glowing eyes pierce through the screen and stare.

Beth: Huh?.

Many things aren't usually what they seem.

Eventually you'll believe it, won't you?

The glitch is only beginning.

As always, see you soon.

Beth, now scared, attempts to leave, but she is surrounded by darkness and in a quick motion, everything went back to normal.

(So..wanna see something?)

Hehe, it's a Skully Plush!