You, Meggy and Tari go inside a clothing store to talk.

Meggy: So let me get this straight..you saw me? But more robotic?

Tari nods.

Tari: Y-Yeah..it was..strange and..for a second I thought you betrayed us..

Meggy looked dumbfounded and scoffed.

Meggy: As if! Why the hell would I ever do that?! You are my best friend Tari! No way am I ever betraying you or any of my friends! Or my boyfriend.

Tari smiled, and so did you.

Y/N: I know you won't. None of us will betray you Tari or even double cross you in anyway, this girl you met is either an imposter or just a robot decoy..

Tari smile grew even more and hugged you two.

Tari: Thank you..both of you..

Meggy: Anytime Tari..

She hugged her friend back.

Y/N: Of course.

You hugged Tari.

Tari: Hehe..

Y/N: And don't worry about Beta..he's strong, I'm sure he's fine and probably worried sick about you..

———

Beta:..So, is jacking off considered a sport?

Beth: Oh my god Beta..

Beta: What?! Oh come on! It's one, right?

SMG4: Yes..

SMG3: As expected..

Kermit: Okay! Lean left!!

They attempt to do so, but SMG4 screw it up by going right.

Beta: My right is your left Motherfucker!

SMG4: IM TURNING LEFT-

SMG3: NO THATS RIGHT YOU IDIOT!

Skully: Will someone please listen up-

SMG4: But you said turn left!

SMG3: Yeah! So why did you turn right?!

SMG4: I TURNED LEFT!

Beth: Oh cod..

Bethany gets a parachute ready. Skully snapped at her.

Skully: SIT DOWN!

Skully stared at her with a glare, Beth stared back at him with fear and sat down immediately.

Beth: S-Sorry!!

Skully: Now, listen, I'm sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist..you can do whatever you want and whenever, but when there's a crisis happening now, I expect you all to work together-

Mario: Oh?! Who made you president of the fucking airship?! Mamafucker-

Skully backhands him causing everyone to flinch, Mario stared in shock as he held his cheek, Skully leans up to him.

Skully: Don't interrupt me, Mario.

Mario: Skully that really hurt..

Skully stops and looks over at the stores.

Skully: Well we're here, the clothing store.

Beta: This isn't the time for a fucking shopping spree!

Skully: I echolocated them here, idiot.

———

?: HEY!!

You three became alert by the familiar voice and look out the window to see a hot air balloon crash in-front of the store.

Then you saw your grey and cocky friend crash through the window.

Beta: Ow...

Y/N: BETA!

Tari: Thank god!!

Beta: Ya know, I was looking out the window thinking about the topic for this week's puns and one liners, so the idea of window jokes seemed as good as any. As normal, don't expect these to be too funny or original, and you might see right through them...

Beta smiles and plucks a glass shard out of his arm.

Meggy: Gosh..you are the worst..

Beta: What else is new?

Tari: Never mind that, are you ok?!

Beta: Yea! I'm good, just had my feelings shattered, and my everything.

Tari hugged him, he hugged back.

Y/N: So..is Meta back?

Beta: Fuck yeah he is. He tried stealing the gauntlet!

Meggy: Damn..did you get it?

Beta pulls it out of his hood.

Beta: Sure did.

You all sigh in relief, then you and Meggy joined the hug.

Then you four hear the sound of glass breaking and see SMG4, SMG3, Skully, Bethany, Axol, Mario and Luigi.

SMG4: We're here-

Beta: No shit. They read the paragraph above.

SMG3: Okay, no need to be a dick.

Beta: And there's no need to be a pussy 3, so stop being one.

SMG3:..What did you say?-

Skully: Enough, did you tell Y/N and Meggy already?

Beta: I did.

Tari: And me too..

Skully: Oh! Tari! Glad you're safe.

Tari giggles.

Tari: Thanks..

Skully: Now we better go by and make a pit stop to Saiko and everyone else, as strong as she and the others are...I have a feeling they won't be able to stop Meta on their own.

Meggy: Don't forget about that robotic counterpart of me, Tari told me.

Beta: Oh yeah! Meta has a sidekick now! It's Metallic Meggy! She's immune to knives, so don't even try to use your scythe on her.

Skully: Noted..

Beth: So, we should get going..recruit everyone like you said Skully?

Skully: Correct. Let's go.

He gestured everyone outside.

Y/N: When we're in the air, we'll think of a plan.

Beta: Gotta think high and mighty somehow.

Beth:..You seriously find anything comedic during a time like this, don't you?

Beta: Hehe, Yup!

Kermit: Get in the balloon bitches! Next stop is Ohio! Then Brazil!

You all board the hot air balloon to the next location, you're all thinking of a plan.

Beta: So..any ideas?

Beth: We could trap him in a glitter bomb!

SMG3: That wouldn't work, he could just glitch out of there with no problem!

Beth: Oh..

Meggy: We could challenge him and Robot Me to a Splatfest..

Kermit: That's a stupid ass plan!

Meggy: Just shut up and continue steering..

Kermit: Right away!

Y/N: Maybe we could just try and make a couple of traps, like an Anti-Virus card?

SMG4: That requires a functioning PC, and I don't see an electronic store around here.

Y/N: Damn!..

You all continue to think..

Kermit: Hi Ho! Kermit the frog here! We have landed!

Axol: Where exactly?

Kermit: The pink bitch with the brown turd and green shit!

Percy: We can hear you, you know that right?

Saiko: Yeah...twit.

She crossed her arms, her eyebrows narrowed.

Simon: W-We have feelings ya know..

Kermit: Don't care! Get in!

The think about it...

Percy: Why should we?

Skully: Saiko!

Saiko: Wait, Skully?!

He waved, Saiko immediately ran up and grabbed him out of the balloon to kiss him all over his face.

Beth: We need you three!

Luigi: Meta's back!

That got their attention immediately, the four of them get in.

Skully: Whoa...

He was covered in lipstick with his eyes dazed.

Y/N: Heh..he's a little drunk on love now..

Meggy: Poor Skully.

Meggy giggled.

Saiko: Sorry..was that too much?

Skully: Nope! It's..fine..it was lovely..

He gets up and shakes his head.

Skully: Sorry, where were we? OH! Yeah..a plan to stop Meta, any ideas?..

Percy: Well we better get a plan and throw this bugger back in his hardrive.

Simon: Yea!..Yeah..

He nervously laughed as he fidgets with his hands.

Simon: What could go wrong?..

Saiko: You've got nothing to fear Si, don't worry..

Simon turns to his friends, they all nod in agreement, this made Simon feel more calmer and better.

Simon: Thanks Saiko..and everyone else..

SMG4: No worries!

Tari: Wait!

You all turn your attention at Tari.

Y/N: What's wrong?

Tari: I-I've got an idea!

Meggy: Really? Well let's hear it!

Tari: Okay..so..what if we..take him by surprise? Like a birthday party? But..more..like an..ambush?

Beta: Well...it's not a bad idea..but we don't know where Meta is, I doubt he stays in the same spot..hell, maybe the roads are down there in our castle..

Y/N: Wait, Toads?!

Beta: Yeah! Wait..fuck, we forgot..Meta turned the entire Mushroom Kingdom against us. So he has an army of midgets with fat hats.

Tari: It was so horrible..

Beta: No doubt..even Toadsworth that worthless bag of bones tuned on us..

Axol: Wait what?! Why him?

Skully: He's probably upset still after what Y/N did to Toad.

You felt a heavy amount of guilt weighing down into your body.

Y/N: Oh..

Skully: But you did what you had to do, Toad wasn't himself..

He reassured you with a nod.

Y/N: Yeah..I didn't wanna kill him, but he turned after the whole incident.

Percy: You put him out of his misery, I can respect that tough call.

Y/N: Thanks Percy. Also Tari, that could work..

Tari: Really?..

Y/N: Yeah, we could improvise off of it.

Meggy: So that means..

Saiko: I can get my electric guitar real quick, just pick up Kaizo and the DJ, and we'll throw down a sick little party to distract Meta with.

Beth: Then I could get a glitter bomb ready and make it the grand finale!

Beta: Might need some smoke for that, why not add a mist bomb to that?

He said holding one, Bethany took a look at it out of curiosity.

Beth: Whoa...that's so cool!

Beta: I know right? It's how I stopped Meta temporarily, the purple mist blinds..as the red burns..green is hallucinations and I think the blue is hyper sleep..instantly knocks you out cold..don't ask what the yellow mist does..

Simon: But why-

Beta: Just. Don't.

Simon: Ok..

Y/N: Yeah, so Saiko, you, DJ and Kaizo set up everything for a little concert, then Bethany and Beta can go on in and set up the bomb, as soon as they do so, they give the signal and back out before it blows up, if things go south, we fight..

Simon: Hopefully it won't go to that..

Luigi: I hope not-a..

Mario: Hm. Cowards.

Saiko flattened Mario's head with her hammer.

Mario: I have brain damage! :D

Beta: You mean more than you already got?

Mario flips off Beta before passing out.

Beta: Okay then..well this plan might actually work! Could say it was the greatest plan!

Beth: Why did you say it like that?..

Beta: Because Comedy Bethany, Comedy.

(Kermit requires frog legs to get to the next point.)