Meanwhile at the castle, Beta and Simon were hanging out talking about random things on the couch, while you and Meggy were on vacation.

Beta: Yeah, I was planning on getting a tattoo, but I can't seem to decide what tattoo I should get.

Simon: Well maybe they have options online.

Beta: Yeah, Possibly.

Beta grabbed his phone out and tried to get a signal.

Beta: Ugh..shit, I can never get a signal this castle..I'm gonna go use SMG4's computer, hopefully he doesn't mind.

Simon: I'm sure he won't.

Beta: Yeah, I'll be back.

Beta got up and went to the computer, as Simon sat there watching Emergency Mayhem, he heard Beta yell.

Beta: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Simon: Dude what's wrong?!

Simon rushed over to the room and sees Beta staring in shock at the computer screen.

Simon: What's the matter? Speak words to me man!

Beta: THERES SO MUCH HENTAI!

Simon: What the hell?...

Beta: Uh, What the actual fuck is more like it! There's literally thousands- No, MILLIONS OF FUCKING FILES IN HERE!

Beta pulled out his scythe and slashed the computer in half, SMG4 noticed.

SMG4: WHY?!

Beta: Because that shit was killing your computer!

SMG4: NOW I NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE!

SMG4 stomped off somewhere else, Beta pinched his snout and sighed, before speaking to Simon again.

Beta: Where's Percy today?

Simon: Oh he had to go meet up with King K Rool.

Beta: Of course.

Simon: He'll be back soon or later, Probably to argue with his adoptive father.

Beta: Yeah, sucks for him, anyways, where else could we find information on tattoos.

Simon: Eh, I don't know, is the tattoo really worth it?

Beta: what do you mean?

Simon: What I mean is, getting a tattoo is permanent and it's a big decision to make.

Beta thought about it and soon gave in.

Beta: I think you're probably right..yeah, let's just go watch some more Emergency Mayhem.

The two friends went back to watching their show.

Simon: Wait, do we have a cloud?

Beta: Just a black one over our heads.

Simon: No, I meant a Cloud Storage.

Beta: On the computer? It's probably gone by now.

Simon: Right.

Beth came in the room.

Beth: Hey guys, look at this hammer I found!

Beta and Simon looked at the hammer, it looked like one of those hammers you see in carnival games.

Beta: Nice.

Simon: What does it do?

Beth: It does this.

Beth slammed it on the ground and it made a squeaky noise.

Simon: What the hell?

Beth: What?

Beta: It squeaks when you bang it, That's what she said.

Beth: Oh my gosh..why?...

Beta: What? It was funny.

Simon:....

Beth:....

Beta:...Too soon?..

They both nodded.

Beta: Gotcha.

The three just stare into nothing for a while, until Beta broke the awkward silence.

Beta: Well...I'm just gonna go and bake..see ya.

He gets up and walks into the kitchen.

Simon: So...Beth.

Beth: Simon.

Simon: You need help training?

Beth: For splatfest? That's until in like nine months from now.

Simon: Oh, right.

Meanwhile.

Leo: I hope Meggy and Y/N are having fun.

Desti: Me too, so what do you want to do today?

Leo: W-well, I was thinking about maybe going to the mall, maybe find some nice shoes or maybe even a hoodie.

Desti: Hmm, Sounds fun, I'll join you.

Leo: Oh, Cool.

Leo and Desti walked towards the mall to find themselves something special.

With Percy.

Percy: Hey, K Rool?

King K Rool: Hello bud, what's up?

Percy: You mind helping me with my homework?

King K Rool: Sure, let me clear out this table first.

He literally threw out everything out the window and landed on a very unlucky Bob.

Bob: Ow My OvArIeS!

King K Rool: So what kind of homework are you doing?

Percy: Its math.

He showed the kremling king the sheet of paper, he then backed away in fear.

King K Rool: MATH!?

Percy:....

King K Rool:....So you need my help in this?

Percy: I mean, I can use it.

King K Rool: I mean, why do you need help? Have you not been paying attention in class?

Percy: What are you trying to say, I literally take notes every day.

King K Rool: Well use your notes and do your homework!

Percy: I wanted your assistance!

King K Rool: So you need me to help you!

Percy: Well don't get it so twisted, I technically don't need you!

King K Rool: WELL GET THIS PAPER OUT OF MY FACE!

He grabbed his homework and tossed it away from Percy.

Percy: WHAT THE HELL!?  PICK MY WORK BACK UP!

King K Rool:...

Percy: I'm not asking again.

King K Rool started to sweat and smiled.

King K Rool: I'm just gonna get this...

Percy watched as his adoptive father picked up his work and flattened it out.

Percy: You don't know math, do you?

King K Rool sadly nodded.

Percy: That's okay, I'll help you, so first off, what's five plus seven?

King K Rool shrugged his shoulders.

Percy: Okay, do you know how many five is?

King K Rool held up five fingers.

Percy: Good! That deserves a banana!

King K Rool stared at the banana he was given.

King K Rool: You're ado-

Meanwhile

Tari and Saiko were chatting with someone.

Saiko: So, you're the author?

A/N: Yea.

Tari: So you can read our minds.

A/N: Sure can.

Tari: Wow..

Saiko: When's the next chapter coming out?

A/N: When someone steals our most sacred amiibo.

Tari: What amiibo is it?

A/N: This one.

I proceeded to pull a photo of the amiibo

Saiko: What is that one?

A/N: The Apex Skully Amiibo.

Tari: Okay, looks cool.

A/N: Thanks, anyways, I'll be in my work area.

Saiko: See ya.

A/N: Right.

I then warped away, leaving Tari and Saiko still chatting.

Saiko: So, how's your game of Dark Souls doing?

Tari: Pretty good, It isn't that fun without Meggy and Y/N.

Saiko: Don't worry, they'll be back before you know it.

Tari: I hope so.

Meanwhile

Beta: So what you're saying is that spaghetti is your waifu?.....

Mario: Yes-a!

Beta: I thought you hated Anime.

Mario: I do.

Beta: waifu is an anime word.

Mario: Doh shet!

Luigi: So now what? Are you gonna call the spaghetti your senpai?

Both Beta and Luigi started cracking up, but Mario..

Mario: Hey..don't fuck..with the Mario.

They both look at Mario, Luigi backed up a bit, as for Beta..you already know what's coming.

Beta: You ain't gonna do shiiiiiit, you ain't gonna do shiiit.

Beta started dancing.

Beta: You ain't gonna do shit, you ain't gonna do nothing, you ain't gonna do shi-

Mario got out a mangle launcher.

Mario: Mamaf*cker!

He fires and hit Beta.

Beta: I guess you did do shit.

Mario: Mario is gonna eat some spaghetti now.

He left to eat his favorite dish.

Axol walked in.

Axol: What did I miss?

Beta: I got slammed down by a mangle launcher, whats new with you?

Axol: The usual, has anyone seen Melony?

Luigi: She's asleep upstairs.

Axol: Thanks.

Luigi: No problem.

Beta gets up, as Axol left, Beta got out his scythe.

Beta: So, who's up for a game of slice the red plumber?

Luigi: I know how much you wanna do that, but please don't.

Beta: But-

Luigi: I know. But please no.

Beta despawed his scythe and looked at the ground.

Beta: Fine..

(Welp, that's a vibe check I'd love to remember.)

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A/N: Someone stole our fucking Amiibo..