It was a nice hot day outside, You and your friends were sweating up a storm, you and Meggy were trying to fan yourselves off, while everyone but Beta were trying to find ways to cool down.

Beta: This is so nice...

You all see he had a fan in front of his face, but it didn't last long, the battery died out.

Beta: Damn it..does anyone have any rotisserie batteries?

Belle: No, sorry.

Beta: Shoot..

Simon was immediately dumbfounded.

Simon: You had a fan running and didn't even think to invite us?!

Beta: A tiny little fan couldn't possibly cool us all down..

SMG4: He's right..don't blame him..

Mario: Mama Mia..Mario's so hot...I think I might become a spicy meatball..

Saiko: It's way too hot in here...

Whimpu's nose was leaking a bit, since Saiko was in a sports bra and yoga pants to reduce heat, Saiko notices.

Saiko: Take a picture, it'll last longer,

Whimpu: S-sorry.

He darts his eyes away.

Zirax: I'm so hot, I wanna change this weather..

Beta: Why don't you?..

Zirax: I left my gauntlet in my hideout..

Beta: Damn.

Skully: Say...has anyone seen Percy?...

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Percy was basking in the sun while cooking bacon on a Forman Grill.

Percy: Man, this is the life...I wish it could be like this all the time.

Tinker: Say, is it me, or is my hard drive overheating?

Percy: That's the sunny life my friend.

Tinker nodded and looked at the sun.

Tinker: Interesting, it's nice.

Percy: Uh huh, Leo? Jack? How are you two doing?

They were both melted into puddles of their own ink.

Jack: We're kinda falling apart here..

He gargles out. Percy gets a cup and puts Leo in one.

Percy: And for you Leo...hmmm..

He didn't have another cup, so he grabbed an empty flowerpot and scooped him up in it.

Percy: There you go.

Leo: Thanks..

Percy: You're welcome, Uhh...Tinks!

Tinker: Yes?

Percy: Do you have a cooling system?

Tinker: Yes, why do you ask?

Percy: You mind cooling these two off? They're kinda goopy.

Tinker: Of course.

He places them both into his stomach hatch to cool off the two.

Tinker: What's with the blueberry smoothie and orange slushee?

Percy: Those aren't beverages, those are our friends.

Tinker: Really?

Leo: Yes!

He hears his muffled voice.

Tinker: Oh. Hello Leo! Hello Jack!

Jack & Leo: Hey Tinker..

Percy: Where's your girlfriend Leo?

Leo: She's over there by that rock.

Percy: What rock? there's a bunch of rocks here.

Leo: The one next to the grill, right by that Orca.

Percy went over and saw her in pink goop.

Will: Uh, someone spilled their pink cherry smoothie here..

Desti: Help.

Percy: Will, that's no smoothie, that right there is an octoling in distress.

Will: Oh.

Percy: Are you alright?

Desti: What do you think?

Percy: Okay, bye.

Before he could walk away, Desti shouts.

Desti: WAIT! Don't leave me..please? Just scoop me up and put me in a cool environment..

Percy: Fine, but you need to say the magic word.

Desti: Please?..

Percy:....Okay, the magic word was eggshells, but I'll take the please, Will?

Will gets a pitcher and gave it to him. He scooped her up in the pitcher and sets her in Tinkers chest.

Percy: Cool in there?

Desti: This is nice...

Jack: Yeah....I could stay in here all day...

Leo: Same...

Tinker: Okay this is getting weird.

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Beth: Oh right, he went to go and cook outside..

Simon: Is he crazy?! He'll burn!

Zirax: He's a crocodile, they love heat...

Simon: And trains do too?..

Beth: They aren't alive Simon..unless you're talking about Tinker or Crusty, they feel heat, but they are fireproof..

Beth began to fan herself, hoping that'll help.

Troy: Hey...do we have any water in the fridge?..

Beta: No, cause we drank them all..

Troy: Damn it..

Y/N: Hmm..

Skully: Wait..we have one option for cooling down..

Axol: And that is?..

He points upstairs.

Skully: The thermostat...

Tari: How do we get up there?..

Skully: Simple, the stairs..

He goes upstairs and gets the thermostat down to a cool temperature, but on his way down, he slipped and tumbled downstairs.

Skully: Ow, tail, ow arm, ow nose-

He then crashed onto the table.

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Skully: Ow...table...

Saiko: Skully? Are you okay?!

Skully put a thumbs up.

Skully: Yup..

Zirax: Another table drops dead..

Y/N: What temperature did you set the thermostat on?

Skully: About 20 degrees..

Beta: Hey..do you think I..swear..too much?..

He passed out, snoring.

Peach then opens the door, infuriated.

Peach: WHO TOUCHED THE THERMOSTAT?!

Skully: That would be me..

Peach: You little asshole! Do you know how much money touching the dial even costs?!

Skully: Uh...nothing...cause it's a thermostat..

Toad: Peach..come on, it's roasting in here!

Peach: SO?! I LIKE MY WINDOWS OPEN!

Beta woke up.

Beta: You're just mad..that you're a hideous bitch and nobody wants to date you...and I need a nap..

He fell asleep again.

Peach: *Scoff* unbelievable.

She turns the heat back up.

Skully: Noooooo...

His arm flopped down and sighed.

Axol: It's okay, you tried..

Y/N: Exactly, you did your best.

Meggy: Don't beat yourself up for that, we're all dying here..together-

Sherak came flipping through the doors, interrupting Meggy.

Sherak: Hey guys!!

Everyone wondered why Sherak was so hyper and excited.

Y/N: Sherak? Why are you so energetic?

Troy: Did you find water and not tell us?!

Sherak: Nope! Even better! I found a beach!

You all think and realized, it is a great day to go to the beach.

Y/N: You know what? That sounds like a great idea.

Meggy: I agree, let's go to the beach.

Beta woke up and rips off his sweaty clothes and underneath was swimwear.

Beta: Hell yeah, let's go.

He walks out.

Mario: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!

He jumps up and runs out, the rest of you following, Saiko went over and helped Skully out of the wood.

Skully: Thanks.

Saiko: You're welcome, come on, let's go to the beach.

Skully: Beach sounds nice.

They follow behind. Seeing Sherak carry a flag.

Y/N: What's that?

Sherak: It's the peppermint flag! We gotta celebrate for it! It's the 4th of Lie!

Troy:...Sherak..it's 4th of July, and also, that isn't a peppermint flag, that's the American flag.

Sherak: Oh, what's the one with the white paper and the big red dot in the center?

Saiko: That would be the Japanese flag.

Sherak: Oh, anywho, who wants to celebrate?! I got a part all set up!

Surprisingly, he actually did, there was a bar, the ocean, even a DJ was on the stand.

Sherak: DJ! They're here!

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Well, well, we do have some shags here.

Sherak: Guys, this is DJ, DJ these are my buddies!

Y/N: Hi, I'm Y/N.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Nice to meet ya Y/N, what about your clan over there?

Y/N: Well, Ahem.. this is gonna be king so bare with me, This is Meggy, that's Tari, Over there is Saiko, Axol and Melony, Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Troy, Zirax, Will, Skully, Beta, Belle, SMG4, Whimpu, Simon, Boopkins, Beth, Rob and...who else are we missing?

Percy whistles over.

Percy: Heyo!

Y/N: Oh, right, Percy and Tinker, where's the three others?

Tinker: In here.

He dispensed Leo, Jack and Desti out of his stomach.

Y/N: And those are Jack, Leo, and Desti.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Wow, just, wow..you actually named them all..with that out of the way, who's ready to get their party on?!

Everyone cheers as the party began.

Meanwhile, Beta and Skully went over to the bar to grab themselves a drink.

Skully: I'm surprised Sherak actually pulled this all together.

Beta: Yeah, even for a small brain, he's full of surprises.

Rob: Corn anyone?

Beta: No, I'm not hungry.

Rob: What about you?

Skully: I've already eaten a slice of ramen pizza, I'm good.

Rob: Oh, ok.

Skully: What's with him?

Beta: I don't know, he's barely in any pages.

Skully: Beta, I will slap your white eyes out of your head if you don't stop breaking the fourth wall.

Beta: What? It's fun! You should try it sometime.

Skully: I'm good, I wanna keep my sanity, thank you,

Beta: Okay, as you wish.

They both look over and see Meggy and Y/N making out under a palm tree.

Beta: Well, those two are going to town.

Skully: You and Tari could do the same.

Beta: U-Uh..yeah, yeah..

Skully: What? Flustered?

Beta: Nope, I never get flustered..

Skully: Uh huh..

Beta: It's true! I never do! My cheeks are always pale grey!

Skully: I know when you're lying.

Beta: No you don't!

Skully: Yes, I do, your tail twitches when you lie.

Beta: Don't be ridiculous, my tail doesn't do that.

Skully: Really? Okay, Uh, who is Tari in love with?

Beta: Uh, well, it's complicated..

His tail flicks around.

Skully:......

Beta: Fuck. Okay, fine, you win.

Skully: Yeah boy..so, you like her, don't you?

Beta: We've been dating for a while now, and I don't like her, I love her.

Skully: Good, just testing you.

Beta: So, who do you love?

Skully: Oh, how the tables turned real quick, jokes on you, I don't have those sort of feelings.

Beta: Oh, I'll find it, and I'll abuse it.

Skully: I know you will.

Beth: Hey you two, catching up on brother stuff?

Beta: Yep, how about you?

Beth: I don't have any siblings- we'll actually, just a brother, but we don't talk about him.

Y/N and Meggy came over to get some beverages.

Beta: Back from the seven seas?

Meggy: Oh hush.

Y/N: Yep.

Meggy: Y/N!

Y/N: What? Oh, okay.

Mario: Mama Mia, the water is so nice!

Fish were rising up to the surface, killed off by the stench Mario had.

Luigi: Mario! You're killing off the fish!

DJ Funk-Dolphin: At least he didn't get the whales.

Then, a whale floats up.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Okay, I'm just going to shut up now.

Will: Probably for the best.

Y/N: Well, happy Fourth of July!

Meggy: Happy fourth!

Troy: Been through a lot to get here, we salute to that.

One by one, they all salute to the American flag.

Y/N: o7

Meggy: o7

SMG4: o7

Luigi: o7

Mario: O🔫

Toad: o7

Rob: o🌽

Belle: o7

Tari: o7

Skully: o7

Beta: o7

Desti: o7

Whimpu: o7

Leo: o7

Jack: o7

Tinker: o7

Saiko: o7

Simon: o7

Bowser:o7

Axol: o7

Melony: Zzzzz....

Troy: o7

Boopkins: o7

Sherak: o7

Will: o7

DJ Funk-Dolphin: o7

Zirax: o7

Percy: o7

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SMG1: o7

SMG2: o7

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SMG3: o7

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Empyreus: o7

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Mark: o7

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Chris: o7

Swag: o7

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After the massive salute, you all watch the sunset.

Axol: Today was a blast..I'm glad Sherak put this all together.

Belle: I agree.

Sherak: Thanks guys!

Troy: You're one great brother.

He pats Sherak on the back.

Y/N: I agree with Axol, good job Sherak!

Meggy: This was sweet of you.

Skully: Very sweet.

Sherak: :)

(Happy Fourth Everyone! 🇺🇸)