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Another world conference held in the States. Cade and Alfred were told they would be doing a presentation on how to fix global warming.

As usual, it went to hell. But not in the way you'd expect.

"Evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Cade Slavery Jones, and this is my brother, Alfred Freedom Jones. My brother will be doing ASL for those who don't understand English. Now, does anyone not know ASL?"

Russia raised his hand.

"China, could you please translate it for him?"

China nodded.

Cade started speaking. Yao wrote down everything Alfred signed out...then realized that it didn't match what Cade was saying.

Yao raised his hand.

"Somethin' you'd like to say?" Cade asked politely.

Yao just handed him the translation of Alfred's ASL.

Cade read it over once. Twice. Then turned and yelled at his brother, "I TRUSTED YOU TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS! AND HERE YOU ARE, SIGNING THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT!"

Alfred fell over laughing.

"AL, I AM GONNA HIT YOU!"

Alfred looked his brother dead in the eye, and signed "Yeet."

Cade flicked his wrist and Alfred went flying across the room.

Alfred screamed "DESPACITO" and picked up the long conference table and threw it at Cade.

Cade flung it to the side with a flick of the wrist. "Did you forget I'm telekinetic?!"

"STFU!"

Cade inhaled deeply, as though trying to calm himself. "Can we please continue the meeting like civil people?"

Alfred tried to hid a snicker. "Civil people"

Russia gestured to the conference table slammed against the wall. "It's already gone to hell."

Cade sighed, then flung his brother out of the meeting room, following shortly with a blaze of gray fire. There was no way the meeting would be resolved as planned now.

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