It didnt take long for the other nations to get used to Cade. After all, he was basically Alfred without the caffeine.
But the two brothers together were chaos.
An example? Today's meeting.
Italy was giving his presentation when Cade went flying into the projection screen(idk what those are called). Followed by a certain American yelling "FOR THE LAST TIME, CADE, FALL OUT BOY MAKES BETTER SONGS THAN ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE!"
Cade peeked out from the new hole in the screen. "NEVER SAID THEY DIDN'T, YANKEE!"
"DAMN LIAR, YOU JUST DID!"
"I SAID JUSTIN BIEBER, NOT FALL OUT BOY!"
"DESPACITO, ASSHAT!"
"STFU YANK!"
"THEN RETURN THAT BITCH TO CANADA!"
"FUCK YOU!"
Matthew smiled. "I'm sorry, you two, he was never meant to escape."
Cade and Alfred exchanged a glance.
Cade slowly sank to where he could not be seen.
Alfred's phone suddenly binged. "Cade, really?" He sighed, then unlocked his phone. His face went from confused to mad. "CADE!!!! STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!"
"OH, MY BAD, THAT MUST BE YOUR GODDAMN BACKGROUND, ISNT IT, DEAR BROTHER OF MINE?!"
"Then what did you send me?"
"A Tumblr screenshot, you'd know if you checked!"
"STFU, CADE!"
Back and forth.
Back and forth.
But Cade didnt mean it, did he?