"Wow baby! Nice legs!" Jessica says to Danny who was very unamused. "So So Sexy!"

"I hate you." Danny glares.

"Haha! Oh I hate you SO much more!" Jessica smiles.

"Oh no! They're getting daborced!" Willow grabs her cheeks.

"Nah.. they'll be all over each other in an hour. They're gross." Gabriella says to her younger sister.

"No making more babies!" Willow says making everyone gasp.

"Willow! How do you know about how babies are made?" Jessica asks.

"My brothers and sissy's, the big, big, BIG ones! They say babies come from kissing and stuff!"

"Kissing and stuff?"

"Yeah! Kissing and sex!"

"Willow!" Jessica was shocked.

"That's what they say!" She lifts her hands.

"Oh gosh.."

"Don't have no more babies!"

"We're not!  Your father's willy is out of order."

"Jess!"

"Shut up, Daniella!"

Danny rolls his eyes.
"Oh I am SO getting you back! You're gonna regret it!
  And HEY! You better thank God I'm out of order, cause if I wasn't I'd get you pregnant on Purpose!"

"Oh whatever, princess!"

"Will you two stop fighting?! Gosh! It's so annoying!" Sarah says.

"Shut up, Sarah!" Jessica makes a face.

"Yeah, this isn't your home!" Danny adds.

"Wow. You too are quite a pair!
  Well we're gonna take off!"

"Can I go with you?" Anastasia asks.

Sarah chuckles and squeezes her plumped cheeks.
"I'm sure this is even more annoying for you! Come over whenever you want, Princess." She smiles and kisses her cheek.

"Thank you."

"Stop trying to steal my kid!" Jessica shouts.

"Mom, I'm twenty one!"

"Still! She's a steeaaler!"

Anastasia makes a face.
"Are you drunk?"

Jessica rolls her eyes. "Ugh, I wish!"

***

July 12th.
4:00 am.

It is now one week past Anastasia's due date, and still no baby!

"Mom!  Mom, dad?  I'm coming in, please have clothes on!" Anastasia says entering her parents bedroom.

"Mom.. mom!" She shakes Jessica.

"Hmm?  Oh!  Ana!  Baby, what's wrong?"

"I'm having really really bad pains.  Like really bad!"

"Have you timed them?"

"Ashton was keeping track for me."

"Ashton's here?"

"Yeah, I called him over at like midnight."

"Oh okay.  Anyway, how far apart are they?"

"Like ten minutes, but they're so much stronger than they have been."

"Okay.  Why don't you take a nice hot bath and relax.
Once you get out, you should try to get some sleep just in case this is it, okay?"

"Can you sleep with me?"

"What are you gonna do with Ashton?"

"He can scoot over!"

"Heh!  Sure, I'll sleep with you, baby."

"Thank you!  Will you sit in the bathroom while I soak?  You're gonna see me naked during birth anyway."

"Honey, I diapered your butt!  I don't care!  I mean, the first time we met, we were both naked!" Jessica says making herself laugh.

"That's a funny joke, mom!" Anastasia cries.

"Honey, why are you crying?"

"I'm so scared, mommy!" She pouts.

"Aw baby, don't be scared!  You've got this, Princess!" Jessica smiles and places her hand on her daughter's cheek.

Jessica then gets out of bed, finally waking Danny.
"Huh?!  What's wrong?" He jerks up.

"I'm gonna sleep with Ana.  She's having contractions.  Get some sleep, this might be it, Grandpa."

"What?!  Oh gosh, my stomach hurts now!"

"She'll be okay."

"Yeah.. you're strong, Princess!" Danny smiles.

"Thank you, Daddy!" Anastasia cries and hugs her father tightly.

"Aw!" Danny pouts.  He held his daughter in his arms and wished he could take all of this pain and fear away.

**

Jessica sat on the toilet lid while Anastasia soaked.
She had about two contractions during this time.

*Knock, knock*

"Come in." Anastasia says.

"Hey.. how's it going?" Ashton asks.

"Don't look!  Her boobies are out!" Jessica says.

"Mom!"

"Oh right!" Jessica laughs. "You can look!" She smiles.

"Thanks, Mrs. Huston."

"Call me Jessie, sweetie!"

"Thanks.  Are you feeling okay?"

"A little sleepy, but I have my coffee!" Jessica smiles and holds her coffee cup up.

"Mom, he's talking to Me!" Anastasia sighs.

"Sorry, it's late so I'm-"

"Annoying?  Stupid?"

Jessica pouts. "You don't talk to mommy like that!"

"Anyway Ashton!  They're strong, but I'm okay.."

Ashton walks over and places his hand on her belly as he bends over and kisses the top of her head.

Jessica smiled.
"Aw!  How sweet!"

Ashton chuckles.

"I'm sleeping with you tonight.  So that mean pants are staying ON!"

"Oh Christ, Mom!"

"What?  I'm just saying!" Jessica shrugs.

**

That night Anastasia slept between Jessica and Ashton.  She was able to get a few good hours of sleep.  Jessica unfortunately, did not.

Around 7:00 am. Jessica went downstairs to make some breakfast.

She then went upstairs to wake Danny.
Jessica pulled the covers off of him and shook him gently.

"Danny, wake up.  I made breakfast, honey."

"Hm?"

"You look cute!" Jessica giggles and plays with his bedhead.

"Thanks.  What did you make?"

"Waffles!"

"Mmm!"

Jessica giggles and lays her body on top of his.

"Can't.. Breathe!"

"Shut up, you ass!" She laughs.

Danny chuckles and slaps her butt.
"I love this booty." He smirks.

"It's still luscious?"

"Oh yeah!"

"Yay!"

Danny smiles and kisses her forehead.

"I better get up.  I have to use the bathroom." Jessica says.

"Let me go first!  I just wanna pee!"

"Well that's what I'm doing too!"

"Come on, please?  I really have to goooo!"

"Fine!" Jessica groans.

"Thanks!  I'll be fast!"

"Yeah, Yeah."

Jessica rolls off of him and Danny walks to the bathroom.

He quickly pees, then searches through the drawers for superglue.

"She is going to be SO MAD!" He laughs.
Danny then proceeds to glue a ring around the toilet seat.

"Danny, hurry up!  I have to pee!"

"All yours." He opens the door and smiles.

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Yes! Smell!" Danny lifts his hand.

"No thanks!"

Jessica then walks into the bathroom and does what she needs to do.  Meanwhile Danny is waiting in their room.  He could barely hold in his laughter.

Jessica sighed and grabbed some toilet paper.
Suddenly she realized she was stuck.

"Ah!  Oh my gosh! DANNYYYY!"

Danny opens the door, cracking up.
"What's up, honey?"

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!"

"Nothing!"

"I HATE YOU!  OH MY GOSH, HOW DO I GET UP?!"

"Sweetie, just stand up!"

"No!  It's hurts!  Bring me nail polish remover, I think that gets glue off!"

"I'm not doing that.  You have to just rip your ass off the pot, Babydoll."

"UGHHH!  Are you serious? You're this fucking stupid?! I HATE YOU!"

"And I love YOU!"

"Danny, it hurts!" Jessica whines.

"Come on, honey!  Be a strong independent woman and stand up for yourself!" Danny laughs.

Jessica lifts up a little and screams. "AHHH! My skin is ripping!"

"This is so funny!"

"No it isn't!"

"Hey you waxed my body!"

"This is so much worse! My ass skin is is going to be on the toilet!"

"Honey!" Danny laughs.

"You can do this, Jessica. You've gotten waxed before, you've had babies. Come on, COME ON! Quick like a bandaid!" Jessica says to herself.

Jessica once again lifts up and screams. "AHHHHH! I can't do it!"

Just then Isaiah runs in.
"What happened?! Holy shit! Mom!" He quickly covers his eyes.

"Isaiah, please help me!" Jessica cries.

"I don't wanna see this!"

"What?! I birthed your kids, and you can't even help me?"

"With what?!"

"Your father glued my ass to the seat!"

"What?" Isaiah laughs.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Jessica screams.

"Oh baby.. IT IS!" Danny laughs.

"Come on, Zaya! I helped you when you were stuck in the toilet when you were little!"

"I got stuck in the toilet?"

"Yes and I helped you! I should have let you figure it out on your own!" She yells.

"Mommy! Mommy!" The twins run in.

"Oh my babies! You'll help mommy, won't you?"

"What?! On the potty?!" Willow covers her mouth and giggles.

"Mommy you gotta do this by you-self." Emerson says.

"Yeah! Why is everyone in here?! It's potty time, leave her alone!" Willow says.

"No, no, no! I need help! Daddy is a bad bad man! He glued mommy to the potty."

"What?!"
Both twins start cracking up.

"I HATE THIS FAMILY!" Jessica cries.

"MOM!" Anastasia shouts.

"IN HERE! Join us, why don't you?!" She yells.

"Mom!"

"WHAT?!"

"My water broke!"

"Oh my gosh!" Jessica's eyes widen.

"And I'm on the toilet? Somebody do something!" She shouts.

"MOM! What are you doing on there?!"

"Laying an egg!" Jessica says sarcastically.
"I'M STUCK!"

"Well get unstuck, I have to go!"

"Okay! One.. twoooo.. THREE! OOOOOOOOWWWWW!"

"Ouch! That's gotta hurt!" Danny laughs.

"You evil man YOUUUU!"

"I am the best pranker of all prankers!" Danny lifts his hands and smiles.

Jessica gives him a look and knees him in the balls.

"OOOWWWW! She kneed me in the misters!" Danny falls to the ground.

"It's baby time! Let's go!"

"MOM!" Anastasia shouts.

"WHAT?!"

"Your pants!"

"Oh! Dammit! Sorry!"

"Wash your hands, Mommy!" Willow shouts!"

"On it!" Jessica pulls her pants up and runs to the sink.

"I NEED BREAKFAAAAAST!" Emerson claps.

"I MADE SOME BUT YOUR FATHER RUINED IT!"

"I'M HAVING A BABY! LET'S GO!"

***
Saw this prank on YouTube and had to do it lol. It would only work for this family!