Stealing The Diamond
After escaping prison, Beta and Skully got home. A few days passed and tonight, they wanted to watch some TV.
Beta: Let's see what's on TV, shall we?
Skully: I got popcorn, and your favorite soda, Rib-Cola.
Beta: Nice! Come sit, I'm gonna put on a movie.
Skully: Coolio.
He sits down and snacks on some popcorn. Beta turns on the different channel instead.
Mayor: As the mayor, I hereby declare the Tunisian Archeological Exhibit...Open!
Beta eyeballed the big diamond in the back.
Skully: Beta...if you dare-
Beta: Change of plan, let's go get that diamond!
He facepalmed.
Skully: Do we really need that? Where would we even put it?
Beta: Skully, you wanna be rich, right?
Skully: I want to be wealthy, and you can't be rich by force-
Beta: Just stop being a buzzkill and come along.
Beta grabbed the car keys and dragged Skully with him, once they made it into the woods, they see the Museum from there.
Skully: Okay..now what?
Beta: We're busting in.
Skully: Okay- Wait, WHAT?!
Beta unfolded a scooter and put Skully on the back.
Skully: I think this will take brains, not brawn!
Beta: I take brawn!
Skully: Of course you do..
Beta: Hold on to your butt!
He speeds up and bursted through the wall, kicking a guard out of the way. They make it into the medieval section.
Guard: Woah! Uh, we gotta breach headed towards the medieval section.
Walkie Talkie: Uh, roger that. We're preparing to engage. Over.
They come up to three guards, two holding guns, and another holding a baton.
Skully: Shield, don't fail me now!
Skully prepares a shield, it deflects the bullets and knocks the baton out, and gets past the exhibition room, crashing the glass causing to sound the alarm.
Beta: Shit, get the diamond!
Skully got the diamond on a tow cable and gets back on the scooter, Beta then drives off with it.
They see they're being chased, Skully grabbed a rock and threw it at an officer, knocking them out of the police car.
Cop: No Johnny! Officer down, I repeat! Officer down!
A helicopter comes in with a sniper.
Sniper: Snipers a good job mate!
Beta: Use the bubble!
Skully: What bubble?!
Beta: Blow a bubble!
Skully doesn't even question it and gets a wand and a bubble blows over them, protecting them from the sniper.
After three shots, the bubble popped, but they're safe and go into the tunnel and out the bridge.
Sniper: Ah, piss!
The scooter stops, Beta and Skully reach the broken bridge.
The officers get out and point out their guns.
Cop: Sirs, Place your hands where I can see them, If you do not comply I will be forced to fire upon you!
Beta tries to bribe the cop with the diamond.
Cop: Bribery is a federal offense, sir.
Beta: Damn it..
Skully: Can you swim?
Beta: Of course I can, we're dolphins.
Skully: Hold on!
Skully pushes the diamond off, causing them both to fall in the water, and the cop tries shooting them, but misses.
-Somewhere on shore-
Skully woke up and finds Beta passed out, he looks to his other side and finds the diamond laying there.
Skully: Hey, we got it!
Beta woke up.
Beta: Hell yeah!
They fist bump and do a victory dance, Beta humping the air while Skully does the kazotsky kick.
(Diamonds!! :D)
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