Breaking The Bank
Out in the middle of the desert stood two dolphins in hoodies, they were thinking of some sort of way of getting into the bank.
Beta: So, any ideas?
Skully: Nope, my mind is completely blank..
Beta nods, they continue to think until Beta thought of something.
Beta: Hang on, why not use this?
He pulls out a shovel.
Skully: Where did you get that?
Beta: I- I actually don't know..but we can answer questions later.
Beta digs straight down until he hits something metal.
Skully; Find something?
Beta: Hold on..
He lights a lighter and saw he hit a gas tank.
Beta: Well shit-
It blows up, getting them both.
-Fail-
Skully thought of something.
Skully: We could bust our way in, yeah?
Beta: With what?
Skully: You keep explosives in your rib cage, don't you?
Beta smiles and laughs evilly.
Skully; Do you?..
Beta: Oh! Sorry, yeah. I do.
Skully: Let's blow this Popsicle stand then.
Beta nods and plants the dynamite on the wall and gets ready to press down the lever. Skully covered his ears and confirmed Beta.
Skully: Go!
Beta presses down, but nothing happens?
Beta: What?
Skully: I said go!
Beta: It's not working!
Skully: Wait, seriously?
Beta: I'm not bullshitting you, look.
He presses down again, he was right, nothing happened.
Skully: Here, let me go see if the explosives were off..
He walks over and checks them, meanwhile Beta found out why the lever didn't detonate the bombs, the wires were misplaced, so he fixed them and pressed the lever again, blowing up the wall.
Beta: Hey! It worked!
He looks around.
Beta: Uh..Skully? Where did he go?
Then it hit him, his eyes widen.
Beta: Fuck.
-Fail-
Beta comes around with a wrecking ball.
Beta: I got this!
Skully: Are you sure this will work?
Beta: Never hurts to try!
He goes to swing the wrecking ball at the bank wall, it missed and swung backwards, the rope cuts off from the pressure and lands on Skully.
Beta: That didn't work, Skully, got any plans?
No response.
Beta: Skully?..
-Fail-
Skully came up with an idea of using money bags to hide in.
Beta: You sure about this?
Skully: Positive.
Beta trusts him and goes along with it, they both hide, tie the knot and lay down.
The bank truck pulls up to them and two men get out to investigate.
Banker: Huh? How did we lose two?
Banker 2: We should throw them in the back, just to be safe.
They do so and toss them in the back of the truck, the scene then cuts to the bank itself.
Guard: Do you ever wonder, why there's a bank out here?
Guard 2: Well, it's supposed to be more of a vault, you know?
Guard: Ooh..That makes sense.
The truck drives in the bank and loaded the bags of money in the vault, it then closes.
Beta: I think we can get out now.
He started to break loose.
Skully: Not yet Beta!
Beta: What, why?-
He sets a laser off, alerting the guards.
Skully: That's why..
Guard: Freeze! Don't move!
They both put their hands in the air.
(Off to Prison they go.)
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