Nialler: Hey mate u wanna go out     tonight? It's been a while...

Louis: Niall you're literally in the room next to mine you could just walk the two steps and ask me

Nialler: Answer me!! Ya coming with me or not?

Louis: Sorry I'm busy. Maybe next time

Nialler: Busy? Wanking to this Harry guy again? ;)

Louis: Oh shut up! No I'm not but he is hot ok so don't blame me

Nialler: Why don't you go to a club with me and forget about your popstar one time? You sound like a fangirl

Louis: I'm not! I just think he's hot and quite fuckable

Nialler: You tweet him everyday, Louis. I see your tweets 🙄 you're such a fangirl

Louis: As if I really mean what I tweet

Louis: Also

Louis: Do I listen to his music?

Nialler: Maybe

Louis: No I don't Niall so I'm not a fangirl

Nialler: You two would be such a cute couple you know

Louis: Niall what the fuck I just want him to fuck me

Louis: Well I'd have nothing against dating him AND getting fucked by him

Louis: But he won't notice me anyway lol

Nialler: Ohhh Lou don't be sad I'll help you gettinhög noticed by your popstar crush ok?

Louis: He's not my popstar crush wtf Niall

Nialler: I just laughed

Louis: Yeah I know, I'm in the room next to yours

Nialler: So you're going clubbing with me tonight?

Louis: I don't want to

Nialler: In this case I won't help you getting fucked by Harry Styles

Louis: ........ i hate you

Nialler: No you don't 😊

Louis: I do! Anyways how do you plan on helping me?

Nialler: I'll tell you tomorrow

Louis: You better not disappoint me

Nialler: Oh I won't 😏