Nialler: So how it's going with lover boy?

Louis: He's not my lover, you twat

Nialler: Not yet, that is 😏

Nialler: But there must be news

Louis: There isn't

Louis: He hasn't texted me for three whole days, Ni

Louis: He probably doesn't even know who I am anymore

Nialler: At least he could've fucked you before dropping my Loubear like this

Louis: You know what?

Nialler: No but you'll tell me in 2 seconds

Louis: When we texted...  I know it was just for five minutes or so but I didn't focus on flirting with him or like signalising him in any way to fuck me or something

Nialler: Then what did you do?

Louis: I don't know... I just kinda forgot who he was you know?

Nialler: No I don't

Louis: It was a little bit like texting with you just more flirty you know?

Nialler: No I still don't

Louis: Ugh

Louis: I don't know, it was just

Louis: It was nice

Nialler: Basically, what youre saying is that there is this famous singer who you have had a crush on since forever and you tweeted him everyday to fuck you and now that there is the opportunity to do exactly that....... you just find him nice?!

Louis: No I still want to get fucked by him because c'mon he's hot as fuck but he's also soooo nice

Louis: And for the record, I do not have a crush on him

Louis: Okay, maybe a tiny little bit