Nialler: Where u at loser?

Louis: Harry's driving me to uni rn

Louis: We're like 2 minutes away

Nialler: Alright

Nialler: Oh by the way

Nialler: Did you guys fuck?

Louis: NIALL

Louis: Don't ask something like that that's private 😳

Nialler: Stop playing Lou I know you're a slut for Harry Styles

Louis: .......

Louis: I was ready to fight u but damn ur right

Nialler: Was he good?

Louis: Yes omg Ni he was sooo sweet but so sexy at the same time I swear to god

Nialler: So you successfully accomplished Step 3 of my plan - get fucked by Harry Styles 😏

Louis: Really Niall? 😂 That plan was bullshit and you know it

Nialler: Well it got you to your ultimate goal didn't it??

Louis: Well yeah it was my goal back then but now... idk I really like him

Nialler: Well if you're lucky you might get to Step 4 in like a couple of months or years

Louis: Step 4 ? You mean "Get married to Harry Styles and have a bunch of kids (and make Niall the godfather)" ??😂😂 Yeah definitely not happening Ni sorry

Louis: I don't know what H and I are but I guess it's like fuck buddies or something so don't get your hopes up babe

Louis: Not complaining tho

Louis: I mean he has a hand on my thigh rn while driving omg he's so hot

Louis: Only problem is that I'm fuckiNG LIMPING

Nialler: HAHAHAHAH

Louis: Don't laugh at me :(((( Harry did too this morning

Louis: But then he carried me out of bed to the shower and after that he carried me to his kitchen to make breakfast for me

Louis: So I'm more than alright with having a sore bum for the rest of my life if Harry treats me like this

Nialler: You don't even eat breakfast?? You just drink tea?????

Louis: Yeah well he made me a smoothie when I told him and promised he'll get me KFC when he picks me up 🙈

Nialler: A SMOOTHIE

Nialler: Wtf is wrong with that man

Louis: Yeah I know 😂 he's on some health trip but it actually tasted really nice so idc

Nialler: So you won't be back home today?

Louis: Um Harry's taking me to the studio with him after uni but idk if he'll take me home after that or if I'm gonna sleep at his again

Nialler: TO THE STUDIO?!?!? SO UR GONNA HEAR BRAND NEW UNPUBLISHED MUSIC?!??!

Nialler: Omg I'm so fucking jealous

Louis: 😏😇

Nialler: Yeah fuck u too

Nialler: Where are you again?? Lessons start soon and I'm not gonna wait any longer for you twat

Louis: Chill mateeee we stopped at some café cause I wanted a muffin

Louis: He got me muffins, cookies and a donut 😻😻😻

Nialler: WHIPPED

Nialler: You better leave some for me

Louis: Shut up and yes of course you'll get some

Louis: We're here

Nialler: Oh yeah I see that fucking big Range Rover and seems like everyone else does too

Nialler: They're all whispering omfg this is too funny rn

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