a/n: soooo sorry for no updates, I have been too lazy/unmotivated- don't kill meh. Also, in my au Sapnap,Dream and Schlatt have DID, each of em having 1 female or demigirl alter so yeah- Oh and Dream is trans in my au .-. and Fundy is trans but like for real, he has gotten top surgery and Dream has not. 

tw for mentions of dysphoria and mental breakdowns

 leggo-

Dream: " Oh- where is my binder >:[ I must hide my chest *sobs* The only change is my hair length tho. Just by a bit lol." 

Sapnap: ".....w h y - why me? I'm sure Nikita [demigirl alter] will be happy tho .-. Dreammmmmmmmm- help-" *goes off to find Dream*

George:"DREAMMMMMMMMMMM HELP MEHHHHH- I have boobs- and l o ng  h a  i r-" *also goes to find Dream*

Bbh: " What the muffin- what is this- .-. now I really am the mom friend heh"

Skeppy: *screeches* " W h a t i s t h i s - Baddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!" *goes to find Bad*

Philza:"......Honey- darling- Kristen- h e l p - " *goes to find Kristen*

Tommy: " I- I wanted to /get/ a woman not /be/ one...." *quickly looks under his top and then looks back up, face pink* " Phillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzaaaaaaaaaaaa h e l p -" *goes to fine philza, who was looking to find kristen*

Wilbur: *in background; why are we still here? just to suffer?* "Phillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll" *goes to also find Phil*

Technoblade: " b r u h - why do I have boobs? Oh well... Oof. Oooo this hair length is cool,an extra foot of it..I might grow it out this long later"

Tubbo: "I-" *screams like baby goat and runs to get Schlatt,Dream and/or Quackity*

Karl: "Where did these come from-" *looks down at boobs* "...oh well,I look swaggy still :]"

Quackity: "I do be looking hot tho- I gotta tell Schlatt how hot I look" *goes to find Schlatt* [not a ship btw-]

Schlatt: "...Ooof. I'm sure Jessica will be happy about this...how did this happen though?"

Eret: "I- at least it won't be off to be called by she/her pronouns-? Now I really am a queen heh"

Ranboo: "Hol up- I don't remember having boobs and long hair .-. When did this happen? I forgot- or did this just happen??"

Jack Manifold [Yes,he may be in this book now here and there]: "eee- I h a v e b o o b s - and hair- half way at least- I gotta tell Tommy and Tubbo" *goes to find them*

Purpled [Same as Jack]: "I guess the girls will really love me now- I can chill with one without being looked at oddly and people won't think we are dating cause they forget wlw exists-"

Fundy: "I-I- I PAID GOOD MONEY TO GET RID OF THESE!!"*looks down at boobs and sobs in a corner, bout to have a mental breakdown* "DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

Minx: " I look seggsy as a guy ngl..wait- n o - the lesbians n primary female lovers will be sad :[ I look hot but I wanna be a girl againnnn"

Niki: " W h a - ? Pardon? Where did my long hair and boobs go? Theheccisinbetweenmylegs-? Minxxx helppppp" *goes to find Minx*

a/n: thats it-

why are ya still here?

hm?

...

...

Okay fine, take a bonus

Kristen: *eyes widen* " What in the world!?!? Oml, who did this hm?"

Error: "That's on me-"

Kristen:" Can you- change me back?"

Error: "Ofc ofc, you aren't as annoying as everyone else :]"

Kristen:" Pog, thanks"

Now go away >:[