a/n: So, like I didn't include all the characters ofc bc I am re watching the first and second seasons, as my memory is foggy, so I do not remember every character very well T_T also some of the characters I just don't like as much - 3 of them. I also just skipped some who I just am not caring much about- aka some Sparrow sibs bc I'm lazy + only really have 25 ish people to work with rn bc I only know a certain amount of twitch streamers/mcyts n shit- 

Some of these are jokes

Also some people  are listed as 2 people bc the characters don't exist within the same timeline/scenes therefore I am kinda pulling a Hamilton rn by letting 1 person be more then 1 character

Klaus my beloved: Jschlatt

Ben[og]: Charlie.....I swear it's just bc of him and Jshat being friends irl not bc his character died-

Five: Quackity bc he's short hahahahahaha L

Alison the bitch ass hoe: Puffy , and I am so sorry for making you this bitch :[ 

Luther the space monkee: Dream/Dream XD. I'm so sorry to you Dream/Dream XD but someone had to be Luther, I was gonna do Techno but that is a whole other level of disrespect if I put him as this dumbass. Pft Ted and Dream/Dream XD fighting would be interesting. Milkman vs a god, who will win?

Diego: Ted bc I feel like unhinged Ted would like the knives. Was gonna do bbh because knives, bc of the fact that Diego, Five, Klaus and Ben[og] are a vibe together, just like Chuckle Sandwich +  Quackity 

Viktor[formerly known as Vanya]: Bbh bc I feel like it would be an opportunity for him to let out bottled up rage :]

Pogo[stick]: Dadza bc he old and wise 

Mom/Grace: Mumza ofc 

Hazel: Foolish bc idk he gives me Hazel vibes

Cha Cha: Ponk who is done with Foolish being...well, foolish 

Sissy: Skeppy bc Skephalo :shrug:

Harlan: Sapnap bc he can be Skeppy and Bad's kid :star eyes: well I mean not technically but also yes

The Handler: Sam cuz he is a prison warden or whatever so I feel like it works + having Foolish and Ponk as workers just makes sense 

Lila: Niki cuz she is a bad bitch, and is chill with Ted [ Niki friends with Wilbur, Wilbur friends with Jshat, Jshat friends with Ted. It all just kinda flows in some weird way, friends of friends of friends yk? ]

Ben[new]: Wilbur bc I'd be funny for him to be a bitchy lil asshole and then chill when drunk bc I feel like Wilbur has played some persona like that ngl but idk anymore

Sloane: George even tho I dislike dnf, it would just be those two homies acting out romance and joking about it behind the scenes

Fei: Eret bc they are both fabulous in the same way <3 

Christopher aka one of the best characters/hj: ...Charlie but as a slime cube- 

Jayme: Minx bc it makes sense 

Delores aka also one of the best characters/hj: Fundy bc yas

Five[really old]: Dadza *evil cackling*

Five[old]: Techno, for shits and giggles 

Stan[rip you little fucker, died just as I started to like you smh]: Jack Manifold bc he is bald too and I thought of him when I saw Stan

So, recap on the families:

Umbrella Academy family - other variants of Five + mom 

Jshat, Charlie, Quackity, Puffy, Dream/Dream XD, Ted and Bbh

Sparrow Academy family - the people I didn't add 

Wilbur, George, Eret, Charlie and Minx

Sissy and Viktor's whole thing:

Skeppy, Bbh and Sapnap

Diego and Lila's shit - Handler: 

Ted, Niki and Jack Manifold