A/n: Title is based off of what was it...Finding Nemo? When Dory was like : ' i shall call you squishy. BAD SQUISHY!!!' so yee.

I like chubby.

I hate my chubby, my chubby is ugly.

But chubby is pog.

Schlatt is pog.

I like chubby.

I like Schlatt.

 ~ Chubby Schlatt ~ 

'ramram' is just what I've decided to call it when Schlatt is his 'fursona'. This au/hc is from @J-STROKEwhere Schlatt can shapeshift into the ram in his icon, and is short...like 2 ft. Also for reasons Schlatt's ramram form has no genitals, mk

Schlatt is 5'8 and Wilbur is 6'6 in this so yee :]

Wilbur's pov

Damn, I'm hungry asf. 

It's like- 2pm and I haven't eaten at all T_T

Late lunch ig besties.

I rolled out of my bed [ where I had been playing games on my laptop/phone and watching tv] and then go downstairs, to the kitchen.

Then I see the most precious thing in existance.

A small, fluffy looking ram-

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It was wearing a pastel blue sweater, and was sitting on the counter, trying to reach something.

I rushed over to it, my hunger forgotten for now.

The ram seemed to be startled by my presence, so I sat down and calmed myself.

It then walked to me, lightly headbutting my chest. 

"Aaaa I wanna pet you" I whispered. The ram seemed to understand me, nudging my hand as if it was saying ' go ahead. ' And who am I to not do so? I started to pet the ram's head, it started to instantly purr //cause rams totally purr-// and relax into my touch.

I gently pick it up and head over to the couch to pet it more, cause s o f t.

" Awww so squishy " I muttered, squishing its stomach gently.

Then a flash of light made me have to look away. I feel a heavy weight on my body now. I look back only to see Schlatt just laying there.

" The fu- " I started. He put a finger to my mouth. " shhhhhhhh you are loud " Schlatt said.

" Wait- so you- you are that little adorable precious innocent looking ram!!? " I whisper yell. 

" Uhhhh mayhaps " he said, ears down a bit with embarrassment.

I pulled him closer and started to pet him, causing him to imediately relax and cling onto me.

I smiled a bit. " awwww cuteee " I said.

He then bit my finger. " owwww bad squishy >:[ " I say, whining in pain. That fucker can bite h a r d.

" Then don't treat me like a pet and use that baby voice on me >:[ " Schlatt said with a huff.

" But- you're just so precious- and you are like a life sized teddy bear :[ " I said. 

He looked over at me, sighed dramatically, and then got up. " Heyyy where are you going? " I asked. " To my room smh " he said, leaving.

But I followed cause I'm bored and clingy yk? "Why are you following me? " He asked me. " Cause I wanna cuddle with my homie, is that so wrong to wanna do? " I asked. He didn't respond, how rude.

He then laid on his bed, facing away from me and curled up in a ball. 

" Ughhh if you are gonna cuddle me or whatever, this is your only chance Soot " he said with a scoff. I then smile, enter his room, close the door and hop onto his bed.

And I clung on.

And we just had a fun time, watching tv, and cuddling like the homies we are.