"Hello, human! It is I, the great Papyrus! I was just on a jog nearby and I thought I'd pop in to check on you and Sans! Sorry about the window. I thought I could surprise you by jumping through it!"

"It's nice to see you Papyrus. Sans is, ah, occupied at the moment. Why don't you come ba-"

"Nonsense! Sans is never too busy for his brother! Besides, he's such a lazybones. What would he be busy with?" Papyrus walked past Chara, despite her protests.

Papyrus gasped. "Br-brother?" He rushed to Sans's side, who had by then lost consciousness due to the pain.

"Oh no. No no no no. He needs a doctor." Papyrus slipped off his jacket and wrapped it around Sans's bloody form. He picked him up.

Papyrus walked out of the house, not even bothering to look at Chara. He rushed to Undyne and Alphys's house, which also happened to be in the neighborhood.

"Brother, what have you gotten into with that girl?" Papyrus thought desperately.

Papyrus knocked on the door. Alphys answered. "O-oh. Hello Pa-Papyrus. What br-brings you h-here?"

"Sans is very hurt. He needs a doctor." Papyrus said desperately.

Alphys, seemingly noticing Sans in his arms for the first time, widened her eyes. "O-of course! Fol-follow me."

Alphys led Papyrus to a room that held a hospital bed. There were blank monitors and IVs in the room. Alphys closed the door behind them. "S-set him d-down on the b-bed please."
Papyrus unwrapped Sans from his jacket and set him down on the bed. Alphys blushed bright red, and turned away quickly. "You didn't te-tell me he was na-naked!"

"I'm sorry." Papyrus apologised. "But I found him naked. I don't know what's wrong with him, but he's bleeding badly."

Alphys swallowed. "I gu-guess it doesn't matter if h-he's badly in-injured."

Alphys began to hook Sans up to the monitors. He groaned quietly, eyes fluttering.

"Oh-omigosh! He only h-has .1 HP!" Alphys gasped, staring at the monitors. "H-his heart rate and m-magic is also ve-very low."

"Sans? Can you hear me?" Papyrus looked down at Sans, who was blinking slowly.

"Paps?" Sans said quietly, then moaned painfully. "Where am I?"

"Y-you're in my ho-house Sans." Alphys answered, continuing to check the monitors.

Sans blushed slightly purple. "I'm not wearing any clothes.."

Alphys blushed bright red again. "Th-that's not important! Yo-you're badly in-injured. C-Can you te-tell me wh-what's wrong?"

Sans hesitated, his eyes glazing over. "Um.. I think I have.. multiple lacerations along my anus upwards to a foot in."

Alphys stared at Sans in shock. "Wh-what!" Sans blinked unsteadily at her. "I c-can't reach that area to h-heal you! I d-don't know how we'll b-be able t-to heal you now!" She wailed.

"I can help." A new voice said from the end of the bed. Everyone jumped and turned to look at the new visitor.