Molewhisker ran to the checkout line and paid for his Eggo waffles. "Have a good one," he said to the twoleg cashier, who looked pretty surprised to be selling frozen waffles to a cat. He ran back to ThunderClan territory and popped two of them into the toaster. After cooking them, he grabbed them and willed himself to turn invisible. He very slowly and quietly snuck into the leaders den, where Firestar was doing his daily exercises. "And one, and two, and three, and four-" Molewhisker shuddered and tried to erase that horrifying image from his mind. Then he went on with his plan. In a spooky voice, he mewed "Firestaaaaar..." Firestar eminently stopped exercising. "Who-who's there?" Molewhisker barely kept himself from laughing. "It is your wooooorst enemy..." Firestar's pelt bushed up. "Waffles, am I being haunted by waffles? Or do I need serious mental therapy?" Molewhisker was inwardly laughing. "Booooooooooth..." Firestar shook uncontrollably, and then spotted the 'floating' waffle. "DEAR STARCLAN THE WORLD IS AT AN END!!!!!" Molewhisker couldn't stop himself from laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" Firestar looked puzzled. "What?" Molewhisker snickered and said "It's just... you look ridiculous in legwarmers." Firestar snorted. "I look HOT." Molewhisker gagged. He was both surprised and disgusted by this bizarre double life his clan leader had. Maybe he and Lionblaze had an exercise club together. "You're a freak... I'm out of here..." Molewhisker took his Eggo waffle and left Firestar's den. As he did so, he heard Firestar yell behind him "Woo hoo! I knew these legwarmers would come I handy some day!" Molewhisker willed himself to turn visible and took a bite out of his waffle. "Well that sucked. I'm gonna do something else."