Everyone's favorite Brick pads onto the stage, microphone in paw, and as eager as ever. He stands in the middle of the stage to greet the crowd.

"Welcome back to Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars!" he announced as the crowd cheered. "The book that is still going!"

Rio swoops in suddenly. "WIFEY! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!" she yells but the writer says that Rio has to stop breaking the fourth wall. "That's not how it works!" Rio yells back but the writer had already written this so everyone shrugs it off.

Brick cleared his throat and looked at a notecard and sighed. "Again?" he muttered to himself. "Everyone, please welcome back Sprinkles," the tom says in a monotone voice not caring anymore. 

Sprinkles padded onto the stage as the crowd booed spitting insults at her and throwing tomatoes at her. "Get off the stage!" some cat yelled and the others yowled in agreement.

"I haven't even started!" Sprinkles hissed getting her remote and pressing a button which turned the screen on. 

Sprinkles cleared her throat before beginning. "This is called Lyra the Harp. It represents the lyre of Orpheus the greek poet and musician. This other god named Bacchantes killed him though. What a shame," Sprinkles mewed in false sorrow.

"Is that it?!" one cat shouted from the crowd. 

"N-no, I have other stuff," Sprinkles stuttered not having anything else to say as the crowd started to boo again.  "Why do you guys hate me so much!" she cried not really knowing what else to say.

Brick ran onto the stage and pushed the crying Sprinkles off it into the swarming mob who lashed their claws out at her making her wail annoying the crowd even more.

"Well that was fun, wasn't it? This has been Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars and as always, I'm your host Brick!" the tom announced as the curtains closed.

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