Brick pads onto the stage, twirling his tail-baton, ready to present the next constellation.

"Hello, and welcome back to Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars! And this time, our constellation is Crux, and presenting this constellation we have...  Kyushu!" the tom yowled, and a mottled brown she-kit padded out with a bored yawn.

"This is Kyushu! She's my father's step-brother's great uncle's pet dog's mate's sister's cousin's kit, and she's here to tell you all about her favourite constellation, Crux!" Brick waltzed off stage, leaving room for the tiny kit.

"A kit, really? How mouse-brained is this Brick?" Muttered an elder from the back, glaring hostilely at the kit.

"Ahem," began Kyushu nervously. "I'm here to tell you all about my favourite constellation, Crux! Crux means the Southern Cross. It's associated with many different myths and stories from different cultures." She fumbled with a switch and pressed a button on the projector.

"Aha! Here we have an image of the constellation. Greeks saw the constellation before it dropped the horizon below the northern hemisphere and some saw significance in the Celestial Cross disappearing and linked it to the crucifixion of Christ," the tiny kit mewed, smiling.

"Aww, she's so cute!" whispered one cat. 

"And a total Mary Sue," growled another, readying his great box of tomatoes.

"This is so boring," hissed another, glaring at the kit. "Let's get rid of her!"

"By the year 400AD the cross couldn't be seen from most of Europe and they didn't rediscover it until the 18th century—" she continued.

"Ugh, she's such a know-it-all," complained Kyushu's littermate, Mumbai 1. 

"It's a good thing we planned the prank!" grinned Mumbai 2. Their mother hadn't been bothered to name them so just named them Mumbai 1 and Mumbai 2.

The two grin and rush on stage, pulling a level and sparkling fairy dust with cloud pillows erupt from the ceiling, along with Ugly green slime. Kyushu stops and starts to cry as the mess falls on her.

The cats growled and grabbed their tomatoes, hurling it at her. "WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS KYUSHU GET OUT OF HERE YA FILTHY KITTYPET!" They yowled, and Kyushu ran away screaming.

Then the monitor flickers to life again and shows an image of Kyushu dyed in a Pikachu costume.

The cats sneer and threw tomatoes at the kit until she leaves. Brick re-entered, desperately trying to turn the projector off. 

"And now let's move on!"

Written by Olivia, who is a thing. That exists. Yeah sorry if it's awful :3

Edited by Saph! 🍩✨