Brick cheerily prances onto the stage. "Wwwweeeeeelllllcccoooooommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" he boomed. Wincing, he adjusted the small microphone clipped to his collar. "Sorry," he added, quietly this time. "The microphone likes acting up."

The audience remained silent, and Brick shuffled his paws. Clearing his throat, he plastered a bright grin on his face once more. "Please put your paws together for Starsunmoongleamduskwindriverthunderskyshadowstar of KawaiiClan!"

A muscular fancy purple she-cat with a white star on her forehead and molting orange eyes strutted onto stage. "Plz, cAil m StRglam" she said in a syrupy, honey-sweet voice dripping with sugar. Half of the toms in the audience fainted.

Brick coughed, trying to hide his blush. "Er," he started, "Stargleam has given us the honor of, er, um, uh . . ." He trailed off, gazing at Stargleam's beautiful eyes.

"iM preesntig te nxt constlaashun!" she exclaimed happily.

"And I'm her translator!" called a dark gray tom as he hurried onto the stage. "Sorry, traffic was horrible, and there were some buff-looking dudes in shades who wanted my autograph. I had to refuse, but they got mad and tried to take me to jail. Anyway, I'm here now!"

"Wjo r u." Stargleam grumbled.

"She says «Who are you?». Oh. I'm your translator." The tom jabbed Stargleam with a claw, sighing. "Sorry, she has a bad memory sometimes. Anyway, I'm--" he winces slightly "--Globsplut, Stargleam's . . . brother. I've never been positive what Darkrose was trying to call me."

The audience gasped, and a newscat ran onto stage, shoving a microphone in Globsplut's face. "How does it feel to have a horrible name, ranked second on the Warriors Terrible Name Scale? By the way, Maggottail's first."

Two security guards ran over and muscled the newscat off the platform. Brick straightens his tie and harrumphs. "Well, onto the presentation!" he called over to Stargleam and Globsplut.

Stargleam sauntered over to the projecter and clicks a button with her fancy-golden-colored-nail-polish-covered claw. 'thS es Agriakv. it locks liek tIs."

"This is Auriga, the Charioteer. You can see it displayed on the projecter," added Globsplut.

"Aurifea. te Caroter, ws sed 2 hav ben plced in te ski bi zoos hImslf i oner of it'ms iventrr eRicktonus off attenz. Erythropoietis wuz tEh sun ov te gOd hefastes, an razed buy Ahenea, woo tawt hom manny scils hE wuz te phirts presun 2 harnss 4 horsles 2 a chriat a.d is ceditred az teh invunter o thr cadreega., thE 4hrse chriat. Hiz chriat wuz sad 2 hve ben madee inn teh imaggge ov tH e Songod!s chriat.""!"!

"She said «Auriga, the Charioteer, was said to have been placed in the sky by Zeus himself in honour of its inventor, Erichthonius of Athens. Erichthonius was the son of the god Hephaestus, and raised by Athena, who taught him many skills. He was the first person to harness four horses to a chariot and is credited as the inventor of the quadriga, the four-horse chariot. His chariot was said to have been made in the image of the Sun god's chariot.»"

"Kool ok mi pEentashun dun!1!1!1!1!1!" Stargleam yelled happily. "Thx 2 Glodenspash 4 te awsum transslahtig. Straglaem OT!1"

"She says «Cool, okay, my presentation's done! Thanks to G-g-g.....WAIT, MY REAL NAME IS GOLDENSPLASH?"

'Idnt u no taht?"

"NO."

Brick stepped in quickly, as the siblings seemed to be about to fight. "Well, that's it for today, folks! Please give it up for STTTAAARRRGLEAM AND GOLDENSPLASH OF KAWAIICLAN!"

The audience gave them a standing ovation, and clapped for two minutes straight. From the wings, Sprinkles and Sparkles sighed. "Oh well," Sparkles murmured to her sister. "Can't have all the glory, I suppose."

brought to you by leopard. this is leopard's first twinkle chapter and it's fun to write ^.^