Brick walls up to the stage and goes to the center of it. He turns to face the crowd and smiles.

"Welcome back to Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Stars! I am so glad everyone of you guys have stayed here!" Brick mewed his tail swaying side to side. "So put your paws together for our first kittypet up on stage, Sprinkles!"

Sprinkles come up onto stage nervously and sits behind Brick next to the screen, Brick nodded and left the stage. Sprinkles shuffles through her notes as the crowd mummers.

Sprinkles takes a deep breath before starting "Hello, as you may have heard my name is Sprinkles."

"And your a filthy kittypet!" Some random cat yells out from the crowd, many cats mummers in agreement.

"Well at least I'm smarter then you." Sprinkles hissed her fur ruffling, "Anyway where were we? Oh yes, today I will be talking about the constellation Aquarius the water bearer. It is supposed to look like a twoleg holding a stick in one paw and a water jug in the other spilling out water."

"Aquarius is only one of the 44 Greek constellations, it is usually associated with Ganymede the cup-carrier to the Olympian Gods." Sprinkles mewed.

"Why should we believe a kittypet like you!?" A cat from the crowd called out.

"Because unlike some foxdunged cat I did my research!" Sprinkles exclaimed, "Moving on, a myth states that Ganymede was the son of King Tros. Ganymede was supposedly the most beautiful male twoleg alive, and the leader of the gods Zeus thought he was so pawesome and hansom and what ever two legs call their loved-ones these days he took the form of an eagle and abducted Ganymede." Sprinkles mewed pushing a button on the remote changing the screen changing the image.

"Now there is an alternate version to the myth but this is the most well so I won't talk about it. I hope you learned something." Sprinkles mewed before going off stage.

Brick padded back up to the center of the stage.

"Let's all give one more round of apaws to Sprinkles." Brick mewed cheerfully.

The crowd was silent.

"Tough crowd." Brick chuckled "Until next time, I'm Brick! Goodnight!"

Made by your local Dusky Devil :3