This is a Sousei no Onmyouji x reader so yeah....

Btw, the thing in the picture is a main character in the story, so expect great things! (It's actually my mom's cookies, but for know, we gonna pretend they Tenma's yeah?)

Warning!
Really long 'Mini' ahead!

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"Why did you have to drag me out of bed?" (Name) whines as Mayura and Benio, literally, drag her by her arms.

"Your wardrobe is horrible!"

"Says you! Benio why are you doing this?"

"Bribery,"

"I can offer more! How much?"

"¥200, 000, 000"

"Never mind...."

(Name) then escapes from the girls' grasp, as she got them distracted. She was about to run but......

"Byakurin Touki! Kyuu Kyuu Nyo Ritsu Ryou!"

"Byaku Ren Kohou!"

(Name) sweat drops. "Okay! I'll go into the store!"

Satisfied, the girls put away their charms. They first enter a shop, by the name, Orange, and start searching for good clothes to fill (Name)'s now empty wardrobe. (Cause Mayura is mean) (Also, Shiko chan takes no responsibilities regarding copyrights)

"This looks good!" (Name) exclaims happily, pulling out a (fav color) hoodie with (Name)'s favorite anime character on it.

"(Name) chan!" Mayura sighs.

"The whole reason we are here is because we need a new wardrobe for you. These are things that boys would wear."  (My mom every time we go shopping -___-)

Sighing, she grabs some denim shorts with flowers outlining the hem and a blank (fav color) tank top. "Happy?"

"That's more like it!"

She also decides to change Benio chan's wardrobe as well.

Blushing, Benio walks out of her changing stall, wearing a sleeveless, cream colored top with an emerald mini skirt and fishnet leggings (Don't ask...). We also must not forget the fact that Mayura made them both wear heels.

"I can't do this!" (Name) cries out, balancing herself to prevent falling into Benio. "How does one walk in these?" She points to her baby blue pumps. Benio, too, struggles to maintain herself from bumping into random customers. Mayura sighs, and nervously glances around at the unhappy customers around her. "Next shop!"

She grabs them both and dashes off to the counter before paying for the clothes. "Let's move!"

The girls were then brought into another store, containing designer bags and more shoes. (Name) glances at the shop's name. "Louise Vermillion? This place is bloody expensive!"

Mayura giggles. "I know, but Arima san gave us some money to buy stuff from here! At least, one for each....."

~TIME SKIP BROUGHT YO YOU BY ANOTHER ADVERTISEMENT~

Here, Rokuro is seen in a neat and tidy kitchen, and is seen to be hungry, as this is depicted by his stomach rumbling.

All of a sudden, the camera zooms to the other side if the table, where food of several types stood. New York Cheesecakes, cheesy pizza, delectable chocolate of all kinds, who wouldn't be able to resist?

Clearly Rokuro couldn't.

He then magically teleports in front of the food, stars in his eyes and mouth watering.

Just as he was about to touch the heavenly food, his hand was slapped away by Benio.

"Beniooooo" Rokuro whines. "No. You'll get fatter than you already are," She states bluntly, before leaving.

Rokuro stares down at his slightly plump stomach. He didn't really have that much of stomach, but Benio's words made him more insecure.

Suddenly, a voice is heard in the background. "ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR LOVER CALLING YOU FAT AND A PIG? WELL FEAR NO MORE!"

The mysterious spy of Arima's bursts in and holds up a bottle. "PRESENTING, THE SBD! THE DRINK THAT WILL TURN YOU FROM FAT TO FAB! THIS DRINK WILL PROVE YOUR BAE THAT YOU GOT GUTS OF A GREAT WARIOR!"

She shoves the drink into Rokuro's arms before producing another one out of thin air. "THE SBD! THE ONE DRINK THAT WILL BRUSH WORRIES AND FATS AWAY AND MAKE YOU THE CATS MEOW!"

Rokuro stares at her weirdly, as cat ears appear on her head. "SO GET ONE NOW AND BECOME A CHAMPION! ONLY AVAILABLE AT TSUKIMISHIKO,"

She then drops the bottle in her hands and walks off.

Rokuro stares after her, before being backed off by several customers who follow in her direction. He then curiously opens the bottle and takes a sip.

His face pales and he falls to the ground, mouth on fire. "THIS IS BENIO'S! THE BENIO SPECIAL?!? HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU LOOSE WEIGHT?!?"

"It doesn't!" The spy's voice sounds. "That's just an advertising technique. But it does make you look cool! So it's something made just for you!"

"WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

~End of ad. Resume chapter~

"Huh, we bought quite a lot,"

"Ya think?"

(Name) calls sarcastically. She gestures to all the numerous bags surrounding them, like fans at a Hatsune Miku concert.

"Indeed," Benio agrees, nodding. "We have purchased quite an amount of items,"

"So, can we eat now?" (Name) questions, excitement filling her voice.

"Alright, lets go! We've been shopping for some time now,"

"YASSSSSS FOOOODDDD!"

Mayura giggles at (Name)'s enthusiasm, while Benio just smiles. (Name) points dramatically at a random direction. "TO THE FOOD!"

They stop at a sweet shop by the name, "BonBon Meows? What kind of name is that?" Mayura questions. "Who cares? Still food!"

They take a table in front of a window and wait for their orders to be taken, as they talk about random stuff.

"I know right? Subaru and Tatara make such a good pair and-"

"May I take your order?" A voice interrupts them.

"Yeah," They all look down at their menus.

"I'll have a gingerbread platter,"

"12 boxes of Ohagi,"

"No!" Mayura shoots a knowing look at Benio. "Make it 3!"

"And I'll have a-"

They all stop abruptly, staring bewildering at the waiter before them.

"Tenma san?"

Tenma was wearing a frilly bright pink Lolita dress, matching doll shoes and deep red blush on his face.

"Who forced you to do this?" Mayura gasps, while (Name) bursts out laughing. Benio was just sitting there, blank faced.

Tenma's blush becomes darker. "Umm, it was the manager,"

Mayura raises an eyebrow. "And who's the manager?"

"And how'd he come up with the name?" (Name) adds in, giggles. She sounds drunk, but she isn't cause she ate six packets of sugar.

"Actually, its-"

"YO GUYS!"

"YOU?!?" The girls chorus, (Name) sounding slightly high pitched, cause she was hyper.

If you didn't guess already, it was Arima's mysterious spy. To make it easier, we'll call her APMS. (That sounds weird, but who cares!)

"How did you become a a manager? Aren't you like 14?"

She stuck her tongue out. "I'm 15! And I get things cause Arima nii is a nice person!"

"Arima nii?" (Name)'s hysterical laughter starts up again.

"And what kind of ridiculous name is BonBon Meows?"

"Don't question fabulosity Benio chan!"

Before she could speak, an eerie laughter sounds throughout the cafe.

"What is that?!?" Mayura cowers in fear, as Benio and (Name) pull out their talismans, ready for any danger they would face. "Oh!" AMPS cries out, searching her pockets, before pulling out a small mobile device. "My ringtone!" Mayura and Benio deadpan while (Name) maintains a pokerface.

"Moshi Moshi? Mhhhmmm.........Oh alright! Ja ne!" She hangs up, a smirk present on her face.

"Who was it?" (Name) asks, casually leaning against a nearby counter, munching on the cookies that Tenma worked on for hours.

"My boss!" She grins, grabbing their arms, before dragging the girls away.

"Hey!" (Name) wails, arms frilling around. "The cookies!"

AMPS throws the girls into a store before closing the doors on them. "Can't get out without buying anything! It's great business!"

They heard a clicking sound before AMPS casually walks away.

"She locked us in!" Mayura yells angrily.

"Cruel traitor!" (Name) adds, tears dripping down her cheeks. "The cookies!"

"Well," Mayura starts, helping herself up. "What do you think we should do Benio?"

The two females turn to see Benio, staring at a............

"While Benio's preoccupied with plans of how to seduce Rokuro with the push up bra, we'll probably have to look around for good lingerie, cause we seem to be at Sexy Arima's. Of course she'd push us in here." (Name) says, like it's the most obvious thing in the world.

Mayura sighs and nudges Benio. "Come on Adashino San! I promised you a push up bra!"

"Reminds me of that ad," (Name)'s lips curve into a smirk. Mayura smacks her head. "Don't remind us of that!"

(Name) mumbles a soft 'Hai', clutching her wounded head, as Mayura drags Benio off to find a great bra.

"Hey what about me?" (Name) calls after them. She sighs, realizing that they didn't hear her. She turns to meet a masculine and broad chest. (Name) quickly backs away. "Sorry I didn't mean-" She cuts herself off, as she takes a good glance at the figure. She blinks and rubs her eyes to make sure she isn't dreaming. "Mitosaka san?"

The poor blue haired male was only wearing a pair of dark colored jeans, his well toned body becoming eye candy for the giggling females nearby. His usual remarkable hat had disappeared and been replaced by a bright hue of pink staining his cheeks.

(Name) held back a blush. "Did she drag you here?"

"Apparently," he rubs the back of his neck. "Arima left her in charge the stores, so she took full pride in doing so,"

"Still doesn't explain why you're here shirtless."

"Ah that. See as I mentioned earlier, she took full pride, so she decided to improve the business, through marketing techniques. So she decided to......." His blush deepens.

(Name) raises an eyebrow. "Make you and Tenma work against your own will and force him in a maid outfit and you to become eye candy?"

"Actually," Kankuro starts. "Tenma's here because he was blackmailed into doing so and me because I owed her for something-"

"Which is?"

"Never mind about that!" He stutters, nervously. "And we aren't the only ones here who were forced,"

"Yeah we were too,"

"Yes I know. You, us and-"

"We're here too,"

Behind them, were Narumi and Arata. Narumi, too, was shirtless, but Arata...

(Name) bites her tongue to suppress her laughter. The scene before her was rather amusing.

"She-"

"Painted a unicorn and an anime girl on my body and made me wear a sailor moon hat, while flirting, then yes, you are correct,"

(Name) lets out a low chuckle. "Poor you."

"You have no idea," Narumi states.

"There you are (Name) Chan! Now we can leave...." Her voice became softer toward the end, as she catches sight of the males.

"May I ask-"

"Please don't,"

They all stood there awkwardly, unknowing of what to say.

Luckily for them, the unpleasant atmosphere was broken.

"YO!!! Alright children! Since Big breast and little breast bought something, you and (Name) chan can go,"

"Little breast?" Benio asks, a dark menacing aura surrounding her. AMPS chuckles nervously. "Its truth, not lies Benio chan. After all, honesty is the best policy,"

A low growl was heard, causing everyone to back away instantly. "Alrighty! Now that this is settled, boys back to work and girls-" She pushes them all out quickly. Before closing the doors, she gives a small smirk. "You can go play some games,"

The three girls, stood blankly in their spots. "Never coming here again," Mayura announces, snapping out of the trance like state. "Agreed," Benio takes Mayura's hand and begins to walk away. "Hold up," They glance back at (Name), who was still staring at the store.

"Let's see here. This place, gives sexy and kawaii bras, along with free membership, hot shirtless assistants and free food?"

(Name) turns around, a jar of delicious chocolate cookies in her hands. The label has the store's logo and read 'Sexy Tenma's cookies~'. Below the text, was a blushing Tenma taking off his shirt, showing off his toned body.

Benio and Mayura went back into the blank trance state as (Name) walks past them, cookies in hand, saying: "We're coming back this weekend! I've got a cousin that I need to get back at. She knew the consequences of giving my food to her one night lover! Not to mention the traitor ain't one anymore! She repaid me with the double chocolate ones!"

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You like? Hope you do!

Your cousin is gonna think twice next time, to play around with your food again!

~Shiko

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