Heyyo Children of the Cinnamini bunnies, its been a while. Requests are back on and advertising is welcome! Make sure to read the author's note at the end!

By the way, if you don't get the picture, better get reading cause there might be a sequel, if you know what I mean~

Anyways,

Thank you for your attention!

Please resume onto the chapter!
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It was year 2027 and the world was at utter chaos.

The creatures lurking in the Magano, were now granted freedom in our world. Exorcists struggle to protect those who can't defend themselves from the devious beasts of the dreaded Magano.

Even head exorcist, Tsukimikado Arima, was unable to contain the beasts as thousands had come through numerous gates.

Rage, depression, sorrow, helplessness, sprung through the city, making it even more difficult as more began to spread through the ruins.

As the situation grew worse and worse with every passing day, it's uneasy to find time to spend with the exorcists, especially for me with my husband, Unomiya Tenma, one of the strongest exorcists of all time.

He may be powerful, eye catching and well respected, but in my eyes he was a little, perverted, cinnamon roll with the most gorgeous eyes.

Though I don't see him often now, with the Kegare business and all, I know he still loves me as much as he did when we were dating.

And here I was now, at home, my body slumping onto the large, expensive couch one arm draping over the side of the couch, holding a remote flicking through channels, while eating Nutella. (My life goals 😍).

"Unomiya San?" Naomi, one of my personal maids calls out. (Yes guys you get your own maids cause Tenma says that y'all are too fab to be doing all the work! Especially in the bloody large mansion!)

"Naomi," I lazily call back. "I told you to call me (Name),"

"Very well (Name) sama. I just wanted to learn you know that Unomiya Sama will be arriving tonight.

All my laziness disappears as I start jumping up and down on the couch. "YESSS!!" Naomi giggles at my excitement. "Please don't tire yourself out (Name) Sama."

Zero, (Name)'s butler, walks in. "(Name) Sama, you have a guest,"

I raise an eyebrow. "I wasn't expecting anyone,"

The doors suddenly burst open and an all too familiar voice giggles psychopathically. "Heyyo (Name) san!"

I slump back on to the couch. "Never mind.."

"Aw (Name) san..." The female waves a talisman in front of my face. "Why do you hate me so much!" 

"Because you're annoying," I simply state pushing away the talisman. "And stop waving that Talisman in my face!"

"But (Name) san!" She whines.

"Can't you recognize the Talisman?"

I pause abruptly for a second, before snatching away the charm. "Hey!"

Ignoring her cries, I observe the piece of paper, before my eyes widens. "You really should learn how to be polite (Name)- Wahh!"

The insignificant child was cut off as I pin her to the ground. "Where did you get this?!?" I demand.

"Hey! (Name) San, calm down-"

"Where did you get this you-"

"Alright alright,"

The female escapes from my (Killer!) grip and raises her arms in surrender.

"I found it in the Magano next to a bunch of Kegare. I had to get rid of them, before-"

She never got to finish her sentence, as I dash out of the door, thoughts swirling in my mind, all negative ones.

Except for a few.

'I need to get to him.' I think, opening up a gate.

'I need to get to him somehow.'

~Time skip brought to you by an Advertisement which everyone loves~

Benio is seen working out, and is currently doing stretches.

Mayura then steps in, her chest bouncing like her personality as she takes a space next to Benio, and starts warming up herself.

The camera zooms in on the two as they do their usual workout routines.

Then, all of a sudden, Rokuro enters the scene, and starts blushing as he watches Mayura. (We all know why.....[Insert Lenny face])

Then Seigen storms in and drags a flustered Rokuro off by the collar.

Benio notices this before starting to feel insecure about her own chest, as she feels like that's what guys dig for; A Mayura body.

Mayura takes note of Benio's slightly upset and confused face.

Before she could speak, a female bursts into the awkward tension in the room.

She then points to Benio, causing her to back away.

"DO YOU FEEL INSECURE ABOUT YOUR OWN CHEST, AND FEEL LIKE GUYS CAN NEVER WANT YOU? WELL FEAR NO MORE!"

She pulls out a item which makes both girls in the background blush heavily.

"THE PUSH-UP BRA! IT'S SOFT, SILKY AND MAKES YOUR CHEST LOOK FABULOUS!" She cries out enthusiastically, making a strange yet confident pose. "AND THATS NOT ALL!" She adds taking off the cover of the item. Benio and Mayura's faces have now transformed into the Color of Shimon's hair. "ITS ALSO EITHER LACY OR-" She pulls out another one.

Now we can hear Yuuma, from Diabolik lovers, in the distance. "Oi! I see some Tomatoes!" A sound of a shoe meeting skin is heard before no sound is made from that direction again, except for a low groan of pain.

"IT COMES IN RAINBOW WITH UNICORNS AND KITTENS ON IT!" The female continues.

"SO COME GET YOUR BRAS NOW! REGULAR ONES ARE AVAILABLE TOO, AND EVERYTHING IN THE STORE IS ON DISCOUNT DUE TO TANABATA!"

She throws the items to a side, before a pair of fearsome fan girls attacks them and slides them back into their den.

"SO COME NOW TO SEXY TSUKMIKADO'S FOR FABULOUS LINGERIE!"

She then drops the mike, next to two red faced, embarrassed girls.

"PSYCHO PRINCESS OUT!"

She walks off with swag, as the camera falls and reveals the casting crew, all passed out due to nosebleeds, and fan girls pushing and screaming in the background, trying to get to the store.

The camera is then being picked up by Zeze Miku, Sakura and Subaru standing behind her.

"Tch, That Arima boy is crazy. Making the psycho photo taker advertise his product."

Subaru giggles as Sakura nods approvingly, before the scene is cut to black and a picture of the company's logo pops up and a catchy song follows.

"Sexy Arimas! We're all you'll ever want and more!"

~End of Ad. Resume to chapter~

"I told you not to go out on such life risking missions!"

Tenma looks down, slightly wincing as a nurse tends to the wound on his arm.

"Its all right love, I wasn't that injured."

My eyes are foggy with tears. " I thought I almost lost you,"

"Hey now," He wipes off the tears in my face with his working arm and brings me close to him, holding up my chin to make his eyes meet mine.

"Don't cry,"

"Angels are too beautiful to cry,"

I broke down into tears.

Tenma, brings me into his embrace, his familiar and sweet scent and warmth calming me down. "That's the same thing you said to me when we met,"

"You remember?"

"Yes,"

I completely calm myself before he brushes his figures against my warm, tear stained cheek.

"I know we haven't been spending time like we used to. I'll make it up to you."

His lips meet mine and they synchronize harmoniously, fire dancing around between our lips, the spark connecting us, becoming stronger.

Strangely, the nurse that was here was no where in sight, and I presume she left during my sobbing.

And then again, I thought wrong. A flash was heard which broke up our heavenly kiss (pun intended).

"Enough of this nonsense!" Mayura yells at the disguised female. "Stop interrupting romantic moments!"

The nurse fled with her camera in hand, throwing off her disguise onto her chasers' faces. "You'll never catch me alive suckers! I am a Ninja with skills!"

Me and Tenma just stare at the scene, unblinking, as Mayura, Benio, Sayo and, surprisingly, Zeze Miku, chase after her once more.

"GET BACK HERE YOU PHOTO OBSESSED FANGIRLING GEEK!"

"You. Are. Dead~"

"YOU INTERRUPTED MY MOMENT WITH ROKU YOU LITTLE-"

"YOU SPREAD RUMORS OF ME AND ARATA?!? WHY HIM OF ALL PEOPLE?!?!"

I was suddenly being lifted up into a bridal style pose.

"Tenma, you aren't supposed to carry me when you're injured!"

"I stole a charm from the nurse. Now you've waited long enough for me to come home. You won't have to wait any longer."

I smile and snuggle into his chest.

Before teleporting, we hear a voice call out, causing a blush to rise onto my face. "DOES THIS MEAN CHILDREN?!?"

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Haha yeah so guys, requests are available now and if you guys want, I'll make two mini chapters based on Zeze Miku and Sayo's rants. And maybe one on the mysterious photographer who works for Arima's gossiping company.....
Either that or for our fellow Sousei no Onmyouji characters to visit Arima's store~

But hey, those are just suggestions. If you want you guys can request these or give your own. (By the way, to make it easier for me to come with a scenario, could you guys give a song that goes with your request? I'm struggling with the ideas which is why this took forever!)

Ja ne my little Cinnamon Children!

~Shiko San

P.s. If you want me to call you guys something else, just let me know. But I imagine you all as Cinnamon rolls >///<