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THOT PATROL

Don't mind the picture

~Names~

Protag(Adrian)- Time Loops

Nugget- Anti Felix, Felix Club President

Lily- Liliana~

Bily- Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President

Cindy- 7 Rings on a Budget

Monty- That One Drug Dealer Friend

Jerome- YoYos are cool I swear

Buggs- Rehabilitated

Penny- Totally Not an Android

Felix- Roach

Ted- Sweetheart

Carla- Big Chungus

Diana- Plant Mom

Ozzy- Annoying

Madison: Gerbil

Alison- Doll

Ron- Flash

The last three were hard to come up with. But let's get on with it!


Crack-Head Kindergarteners

Time Loops: I have a question

Time Loops: I wonder if the birds on bird feeders are friends or if it's like a public bathroom where no one makes eye contact

Annoying: It's 3 am why are you up

Time Loops: Why are YOU up

Annoying: ...

Annoying: Touché

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: I don't know Spanish!

Big Chungus: Lol that fucking name!

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: Felix is a bitch soo...

Roach: I'm right here

Time Loops: We noticed

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: We just don't care

Roach: That's rude

Roach: Why do you guys hate me so much

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: Because of you I haven't seen my sister in 4 days

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: AND I LIVE WITH HER

Liliana~: You're exaggerating

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: Possibly, 

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: But you gotta admit I have a point

Roach: I still haven't gotten an answer to my question. WHAT DID I DO THAT WARRANTS A ANTI FELIX CLUB

Anti Felix, Felix Club President: Exist

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: Exist

Time Loops: Exist

Annoying: Well damn


Crack-Head Kindergarteners

Sweetheart: Hey guys maybe stop being mean to Felix

Totally Not an android: It hurts his feelings!

Time Loop: He brought this onto himself when he asked Lily out

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: Yeah! There's only one idiot I'd let Lily date and that's Nugget!

Time Loop: Yeah!

Anti Felix, Felix Club President: Yeah!

Anti Felix, Felix Club President: Wait what

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: The problem is I would ask Cindy to flirt with Felix to make them breakup

Roach: What!

Liliana~: WHAT

Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: But she says she doesn't do that anymore

Time Loop: Anymore lol

7 Rings on a Budget: Yeah Ive changed

Yoyos are cool I swear: Suuuuuuuurre

Yoyos are cool I swear: And Monty can walk

That One Drug Dealer Friend: Once a hoe, always a hoe

7 Rings on a Budget: Fucking bite me Monty

That One Drug Dealer Friend: No thanks. I'm sure your very sweet but I have a girlfriend

Flash: Damn Cindys never be rejected before

Yoyos are cool I swear: Another good day for the Thot Patrol

Totally Not an android: What's a Thot?

Yoyos are cool I swear: ...

7 Rings on a Budget: ...

That One Drug Dealer Friend: ...

That One Drug Dealer Friend: No one tell her

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