I just remembered this fic is supposed to be funny. Anyway! Sorry I haven't posted in while, I've been to focused on the wrong murderous elementary schoolers (South Park).

Smart Class Group Chat,

~Names~

Carla- Queen of Contraband

Felix- The Blue One

Monty- Short King

Jerome- Tolkien Black

Penny- Samsung Smart Fridge

Lily- Smart Twin

Madison- Mom Friend

Diana- Plant Mom

~Geek Squad~

Tolkien Black: I fuck'n failed that test

Short King: Again?

Tolkien Black: Stfu Monty.

Mom Friend: But it was so easy

Queen of Contraband: Yeah I finished it in 10 minutes

Tolkien Black: Fuck y'all

Plant Mom: That's not very nice

Short King: Yeah, that's why he said it

Tolkien Black: Stfu Monty.

Short King: ...

Short King: ...I was defending you...?

Short King: I mean I knew you were a simp but damn,

Short King: I didn't know you were down THAT bad.

Plant Mom: ?

Tolkien Black: SHUT THE FUCK UP MONTGOMERY.

Short King: ...

Queen of Contraband: ...

Smart Twin: ...

The Blue One: ...

Samsung Smart Fridge: ...

Plant Mom: ...what...?

Mom Friend: MOVING SWIFTLY ALONG

Mom Friend: What's everyone doing over the break?

Queen of Contraband: It's only 4 days

Queen of Contraband: It's barely a break

The Blue One: WELL,

Tolkien Black: Felix no-

Short King: Here we fucking go -__-

The Blue One: Stfu Monty.

Short King: WHAT DID I DO

The Blue One: Well, this weekend I was going to take 'She Who Shall Not Be Named' to an art exhibit out of town,

Samsung Smart Fridge: Oh dear God...

Queen of Contraband: I fell like this is about to get real awkward

The Blue One: BUT since she decided to leave me for a cousin-loving, redneck, farm boy,

Queen of Contraband: And I would be proven right

Tolkien Black: OH SHIT LILY YOU GON TSKE THAT LYING DOWN

Mom Friend: Jerome don't stir the pot

Short King: No let him, I'm bored

The Blue One: Hick, sister fucking, DUMBASS, THIRD-PERSON TALKING, MOTHER FUCKER.

Short King: Oh you're still going

Smart Twin: What. The. Fuck Felix.

Tolkien Black: OH SHIT

Tolkien Black: ITS GOIN DOWN

Tolkien Black: OHHHHH

Tolkien Black: OOOOHHHH

Tolkien Black: OOOOOOO

Queen of Contraband: OMFG JEROME SHUT THE FUCK UP

Smart Twin: WELL

Smart Twin: At least I didn't immediately run after a blonde, spoiled, bimbo with no chest.

Queen of Contraband: Oh Damn

Short King: Damn Lily I didn't know you were cool like that

Queen of Contraband: Stfu Monty.

Short King: ????

Tolkien Black: Wtf monto Cindys our friend

Short King: Doesn't mean that stuffs not true

Tolkien Black: Fax

The Blue One: Excuse me.

Smart Twin: You heard me.

The Blue One: Cindy and I are just friends!

Smart Twin: So are me and Nugget!

Samsung Smart Fridge: I feel like this would be a better conversation to have in private...?

The Blue Twin: "FRIENDS" don't drunkenly try and kiss each other!

Samsung Smart Fridge: I guess not :(

Mom Friend: WOAH

Plant Mom: Did I miss a few chapters!?

Tolkien Black: When was this!?!

Smart Twin: We didn't even kiss!!

Smart Twin: Plus that was before we were even together!!!

Queen of Contraband: Alright Lily I think it's time for us to go before we say something we regret

Smart Twin: You know you don't have to talk to me like a child

Queen of Contraband: Maybe stop acting like one and I won't.

Short King: Ohhhhh

Smart Twin: Stfu Monty.

Short King: Oh,

Short King: COME

Tolkien Black: Hehe

Short King: On.