Honestly, this is mostly Isaiah Washington and First-Mate Prance's TikToks just in word format... and I'm not sorry about it they're funny asf!

Cindy *picks up phone*: This is Cindy-

Buggs *over the phone*: Where tf are you!?

Cindy: ...I'm visiting the elderly at a nursing home...?

Buggs: Don't lie to me! You're at that creep seniors house again aren't you!?

Cindy: ...No...

Jerome *filming a TikTok*: Brunch with the bestie

Penny: Yayy!

Jerome: These tacos got me gay asf!

Penny: Jay, I told you

Penny: People don't use gay as 'happy' anymore, that's not how it's used.

Jerome *looking back at the camera*: My bad y'all

Jerome: These tacos got me feeling bisexual asf!

Penny: Jerome no-

Billy: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

The "Dumb" Class: ...

Billy: Damn y'all depressed asf

Ozzy: You didn't clap either-

Billy: Shut up 😃

Lily: Yeah, that didn't work out so we're back to the "talking stage" ig

Madison: Oh I hate that

Carla: The whole "what music do you like" or "where are you from" SO annoying

Lily: Like, I don't give a shit about any of that! Are we gonna get married or not!?

Alice: Yeah, fuck your hobbies, can I use your health insurance or not?

Ron: I miss when you could get married to someone without even seeing them!

Madison: I don't think the woman like that...

Ron: Yeah but the men who wrote books on that kinda stuff said it was cool

Cindy: You know what I HATE about the talking stage

Cindy: Are we technically together or single? Cuz if I'm single I'm gonna text my ex

The Girls (+Ron): *Mutual agreement*

Cindy: And if we're together, I'm gonna text my ex and feel bad about it.

Carla: Wait, isn't that why you can never get out of the talking stage?

Cindy: ...

Cindy: I am sick and tired of you DMing other girls!

Cindy's BF: Omg, I am not DMing other girls, you're being crazy.

Cindy: you know what I've had enough- seize him!

Cindy's BF: Seize me!? Wtf are you-

*Jerome and Buggs grab him by the arms and drag him away*

Monty: Damn, bro got seized.

Carla: So I was talking to... umm

Felix: Who?

Carla: ...I forget his name...

Carla: The... you know Penny's crush

Felix: Oh!

Carla: Yeah, what's his name again?

Felix: ...Uhhh. Fuck, ummm

Carla: Right?

Felix: Fuck, it's right on the tip of my tongue

Felix: He's just like so forgettable

Ted: ...

Cindy's GF: Why would you continue to be with me, if you're just gonna cheat!?

Cindy: I'm not cheating on you!

Cindy's GF: Put that on something.

Cindy: I put it on my cousin over there. I'm not cheating on-

Nugget: Wait- no wh-

Nugget: *Fucking dies*

Cindy: Wow, you're ready gonna die on me.

Carla *internally*: Alright, you're gonna call him baby, call him babe, something cute!

Monty: Oh hey, Carla

Carla: Sup, bro

Carla *internally*: OMG, I'm your brain listen to me!

Lily: *phone dings* Oh his MeeMaw died and that's why he didn't text back

Nugget: So?

Nugget: Was not texting you back gonna bring her back or?

Lily: Bruh

Nugget: And how does Pretty Lily not know that's not the name of his side-chick?

Lily: -_-

Nugget: And didn't Lily say he liked pirates? Don't that sound like a pirate ass name?

Lily: *Phone dings*

Nugget: What did he say?

Lily: Aww, he says he misses talking to her!

Nugget: Tell him to go to hell.

Lily: Nugget-

Nugget: He can talk to her all he wants down there

Lily: Imma text him back

Nugget: Ok ok, and when he text you for sympathy cheeks-

Lily: -for what!?

Nugget: Do not call Nugget.

Cindy: What are you eating?

Carla: Pork rinds

Cindy: Oh I could never-

Carla: -So don't.

Cindy: ...what

Carla: You could never, so don't.

Monty's Mom *calling Jerome*: Hi, Jerome. Was Monty with you last night?

Jerome *over the phone*: Yeah, we went to the liquor store, got some snacks. Then we went back to my place and watched some bad movies.

Monty's Mom: Ok thank you-

Jerome: THEN, he wanted to order some buffalo wings and I said screw that, let's go to buffalo!

Jerome: *continues to drone on*

Monty's Mom: ...

Monty: ...

Jerome: -We stop by this albino unicorn on the way. Whole time I'm in debt to an Italian woman name Barney-

Adrian: *speaking into a megaphone* whoever put their hands on my friends

Adrian: Please come out her so I can peacefully BREAK YOUR LEGS

Monty: Hey dude did you piss in my Brita Filter?

Ozzy: dId YoU pIsS iN mY bRiTa FiLtEr

Monty: ...

Monty: Did you!?

Ozzy: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Monty: ...No?

Ozzy: Then theres your answer, with your false accusation looking ass

Monty: I literally have video footage of you pissing in my Brita Filter.

Ozzy: Oh that's right I did piss in your Brita Filter

Monty: Why- why the fuck?

Ozzy: To piss you off obviously.

Ozzy *mockingly*: Yeah, that was really hard to figure out -_-