Idiot: Ugh. I can't believe Patrick Stump's gaining weight -
Me: *grabs moron by collar*
Me: OH U R JUST BEGGING FOR A $20 NOSE BLEED!

Idiot: Brendon Urie is so ugly, like, oh my gosh have u even SEEN his forehead????
Me: *whispers to friend*
Me: Let's kill tonight......