On the fifth day of Christmas my Malayalam Papa Noel gave to me...

Bels: Day six already? Time flies by so fast.

Lefina: Er..who are you?

Vector Dead: Are you supposed to be some sort of Christmas based gang?

Captain Barracuda: Yer be Magi Ice Beard.

Police X: Magi Ice Beard? Doesn't compute with any of my data bases.

Trooper Xavier: Ice? Brr. Getting shivers from the thought of Hoth.

Bels: Whatever you may call me, I'll be giving you presents anyways.

Bels rummages around his knapsack for the first gifts.

Bels: For you Lefina, an ivy whip. I know how you like to strike down any foe.

Lefina snaps the whip around.

Lefina: Nice

Police: Better not use that on civilians.

Bels: For you Vector, an exo-armour suit. To go though those nuclear waste lands you been wanting to go through.

Vector inspects it and spots the important part of the suit. A filled tank with oxygen.

Vector: Time to explore the unknown.

Captain: What's Magi Beard got for Cappin' here?

Bels: Well Cappin' I got yee the strongest ale known to man. They say even a yee drop can drop a man drunk.

Captain: Give here. Ain't no sea salted ale can knock yee Captain Barracuda.

Captain grabs the bottle and let's a drop land on his tongue.

Captain: See? No...doozy daisy, that's some strong stuffn..

Police: Illegal sharing of alcohol? I should be reporting you.

Bels: Aye. Its only a Christmas gift. Plus I got you something too

Bels pulls out a police cap.

Police: What's this? A ruse?

Bels: Try it on.

Police puts it on. Lights and siren go off. Bels presses a button and it turns off.

Bels: Your own siren hat. Best for car chases.

Police: Heh, I'll let it pass..this time.

Bels: And for you Trooper, your own mantae buddy.

A flying mantae flies out of the sack and circles Trooper.

Trooper: Wow, this is one heck of a gift. Thanks.

Bels: No problem. Take care everyone!