{Rendi's pov}
I walk 2 le fridje and Greb a bere. Az I open it up, mai waifu sharen cums in. "Rendi u shold have a talk w/Stand" being da dum hoseband I iz I assked "about wat?"

"I guess someding happenid @ skewl 2day involving 2 of Stand's friens... being gey.."

Diz surprized meh! "Woah! We have onle haz had a holes fewd 4 3 wekes & we alredy have r 1st gey kidz... so kewl" I said.

My waifu put her hand on mai shoulder. "Go talk 2 him Rendi."

{Stand's POV}
I iz sew confozed... I dunt underSTAND diz yowey stuff m8. Sudenli mai dadi walkid in. "Hay bud how r u?" He asked. "I iz confoosed dadi, dere wuz diz thang @ skewl &-" mai dadi cut meh off. How rood?!

DIZ TRIGGERZ MEEEEEEH!!11!1

"Well guess wut. U got a PK daddo." He says

"Sew uve heard uf yowey?" I ASSk

"Yez I have. Mowy zowy anil intercorse. I kno diz stuff Stand."