Carl: ugh, I'm so boooorrredddd! 😵🔫

Rick: Go meet a nice girl or something son.

Enid: Hello 😄

Carl: ...

Rick: oh, hello Enid.

Carl: Don't say it dad.

Rick: She's a nice girl.

Carl: And you said it 😐

Glenn: Thanks you for not using the Asian emoji.

Michonne: What do you have against that emoji?

Enid: So Rick, when can Carl hang out?

Carl: NEVER!

Rick: Right now is fine actually

Glenn: it doesn't even look Asian!

Maggie: For the hundredth time, it's not Asian! It's a 'tired with your crap' face!

Glenn: Sure... that's what they want you to believe.

Maggie: *face palm*

Enid: Cool! I'll be over in a bit.

Carl: if I jump off the roof, would that kill me?

Carol: make sure you get her flowers, Carl.

Carl: oh, I see what you did there 🌻🔫

Carol: wha- No! I mean actually get her flowers!

Carl: well, that took the fun out of it...

Carol: smh

Daryl: So tomorrow, Rosita, Denise and I are going on a run. You two still in?

Rosita: yep.

Abraham: Be careful.

Rosita: Shut up you cheater!

Abraham: wasn't talking to you

Denise: Jeez you two..

Yeah, I'm still going. I know a nice medical place

Daryl: alrigh' then. We're all set.

Enid: Carl, I'm here.

Carl: well if you look at the roof, you'll clearly see me jumping off of it.

Enid: Rick!

Rick: Carl, EYE don't SEE what's wrong with her

Carl: ugh! I though you gave up the eye jokes dad! Fine! I'll go with her just to make you stop!

Enid: yay! Thanks Rick!

Rick: ❌👁 that's you Carl!

Carl: I said alright! Jesus!

Jesus: Yolo!

Glenn: ^ Does not apply to me

Maggie: *face palms head into wall*

Carl: not what i ment but well said, Jesus. Well said.

Jesus: 😎🤘 Jesus out.