A/N: The rest is going to be after the No way out episode. And I got some of the puns from those memes you see on the internet :)

Rick: wanna know what I got Carl for his Birthday when he wakes up?

Glenn: Rick, your son is in a coma....

Rick: I got him an EYE pad!

Michonne: He's lost it

Rick: There's a hole in my shirt...

Maggie: Rick, how are you feeling?

Rick: I guess a bit...holy.....

Daryl: for real man? You need some sleep.

Rick: Hey guys. You remember that actor Norman Reedus?

Daryl: That sexy beast?

Rick: if we were a book, would Norman Read us?

Carol: .....

Carol: something you wanna tell us Daryl?

Daryl: come on, he looks like me.

Carol: I now have a new favorite actor.

Rick: Hey Glenn's working on his house. Maybe I should ask Jessie to give him a hand, but she doesn't have one to spare.

Michonne: She's dead....