Glenn: Rick!

Rick: What could you possibly want at three in the morning?

Glenn: I need you to teach me dad jokes.

Rick: oh yeah! I'm up now!

Carl: God's sake man. Not only did you guys wake us all up, but now I'm going to have to hear lame dad jokes all over again!

Michonne: for realz. I hear them every. Single. Day.

Carol: It's your turn to hear them, Maggie!

Maggie: Nooooooooooo!!!! 😵🔫

Rick: alright, so. First off, whenever your kid says they're hungry or thirsty or bored, just say hi ___I'm dad. Ex. "Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi hungry, I'm dad." Gets em every time.

Maggie: he's for realz taking notes on this....

Carl: RUN WHILE YOU CAN LITTLE BABY!

Rick: also make lots of bad jokes. Example- "Dad, there's a hole in my shoe." "Well what do you think you put your foot in."

Glenn: oh teach me your ways o mighty one 😇

Rick: and lastly, make lots of puns. Example- whoever invented "knock knock" jokes should get a No-bell prize.

Daryl: I NEED sleep

Glenn: alright, I want to try it on somebody...

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Jesus: Yolo is stupid if you can't die.

(Jesus has left the chat)

Rick: ...

Rick: here, try it on my son.

(Rick added Carl to the chat)

Carl: No.

(Carl has left the chat)

(Rick has added Carl to the chat)

Carl: STOP

(Carl has left the chat)

Glenn: ....

Glenn: wait....

Glenn: one person is still in this chat...

Glenn: ENID

Enid: 😨

(Glenn has changed the settings to 'no leaving')

Enid: 😑

Glenn: STOP WITH THE ASIAN EMOJI!

Rick: try it on her!

Glenn: I should tell a joke about pizza, but it's a bit....cheesy.

Rick: 😂

Glenn:😂

Enid:😧

(Enid has blocked Glenn)