Look at those fools^. Unless you're on a laptop, and your photo is to the side. >

CHEESY PICK-UP-LINES

elijah: he doesn't have time for cheesy pick-up-lines. he asks you out formally.

jeremy: do you smoke pot? because weed be cute together.

(For the record, I'm not sorry for that one.)

stefan: if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.

matty: do you work at a cafè? because I like you a latte.

kol: none of his pick-up-lines are cute and cheesy because they're all sexual.

kai: you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me.

klaus: do u srsly think that klaus would use a pick-up-line? he doesn't have to.

damon: Look! My hand is big enough for you to hold on to.

enzo: there's only thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

tyler: are your hands feeling heavy? because I can hold them for you.

alaric: if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have one dollar because you never leave my mind.

silas: you're a fool if you think Silas even knows what a pick-up-line is.
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