DRUNK TEXTS.

elijah: OMG Y/N YOURE LIKE SO HOT DUDE. YOURE KEEEPING IT ONE HUNDERED LIKE ALLT HE TIME

jeremy: aye gurl we need to break up bc im atill Stuck on all my exes haha what a surprise.

stefan: fucking god my life is all so dramastic! Like why on earth d oes it have to be that weay?????????!!!!??!&::&:&&::'

matty: I'm slightly tipsy because Tyler got me slightly tipsy. I promise I'll BE A OKAY LOVE OU BYEEEE

kol: you wait until you get home sexy imma fuck you so hard until you move like a snail. HAHA WTF A SNAIL KOL YOUREE SO FUNYYGY

kai: hey baby girl you know you what thus bug dick. so u should come over and get utter

klaus: y/n can you pleeeeeAasere come help me bury like nine dead bodies thanks ilysm

damon: HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHA IM NOT DRUNK

enzo: gorgeous is what u r I love u so muchhhhssss and I rhink I'm gonna take you does one drinks later because you're so uptight babe and need some good bourbom.

tyler: rawr I'm a mf wolf bitchhhhh

alaric: always drink respoibly! which is something I am NOT dlug right now!!!!!!

silas: let's fuck and you can call me daddy magic k bye
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Tyler's is my favorite tbh 🐶.

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-halle 👸🏼