DIRTY PICK-UP-LINES

elijah: they call me the cat whisperer because I know exactly what that pussy needs.

jeremy: if you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

stefan: let's play "kite". I'll lay down, you blow me, and let's see how high you can get me.

matty: are you a sea lion? because I can sea you lion in my bed later.

kol: roses are red, violets are fine. you'll be the six, and I'll be the nine.

kai: damn girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

klaus: you're like a work of art. I want to nail you up against a wall.

damon: Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

enzo: they call me the mailman, cause I always deliver.

tyler: the word of the day is "legs". Let's go home and spread the word.

alaric: what's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

silas: once again, just no.
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-halle 👸🏼