heh, after this chapter you'll get the pun in that title

Anyway, so I just got back from my hockey tournament today right?

So our coach has this issue of using the word alright WAYYYYY to much

He ends every sentence with it 75% of the time.

He also says this sentence a lot...

"Alls it is is effort, girls, that's alls it is."

yes i know i said alls

but back to my point

He uses that word way to much so to prove he does, me and my team have started a project.

During every pep talk, post game talk, demonstration, and timeout, we will count how many times he says it.

yesterday he said it 93 times

today he said it 188 times.

TWO DAYS GUYS!!

TWO DAYS!!

good god