'Hey mom,' I say, walking up to the kitchen and grabbing a few packs if chips.
'Hey sweetie! how was prom?' her bright brown eyes stared at me with excitement.
Her eyes went down, seeing my outfit and the dress in my hand.
'Did you?' She says with excitement.
'Yes, mother. I had sex.' I sigh and roll my eyes
'AHHH OH EM GEE! my little baby's all grown up!' she hugs me.
'Shouldn't you be pissed or something? you know, like, normal moms.' I say, slightly uncomfortable by how hard she was hugging me.
'Nah, I like being open with you. It's better to be disgusted occasionally than knowing your kid lies to you. And you're 18, so its completely legal. But tell me, how was it like?'
'How was what like?' she did NOT just ask me what having sex was like.
'You know,' she winked.
'Umm.. yeah in gonna stop you there. Please don't ever ask me that again.' I grimace.
'It was protected, right?' she asked with concern.
Well we didn't need 'protection' last night ;)
'Uh, yeah. This conversation ends now.'
I quickly get out of the kitchen, up to my room.
I put on some music as I grab my phone and take out a few pictures from last night, and edit them, before posting them on Instagram.
There were three pictures, one with me fixing Gray's bow tie, one with my bitches; Ana and Belle, and the third, again with Gray, both of us holding back our laughs as we posed for the picture, his hand on my waist.
We were laughing at Beck's outfit. It was pink, but out of all the shades, she picked the disgusting crappy color between baby pink and shocking pink.
I post them with a cheesy caption, and head to take a shower.
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When I came out, I plopped down on my bed, as my phone rang.
'Factime Call: Duck 💕💕'
I pick up the call, only to see my very hype Japanese friend.
'BITCHOHMYDUCKINGGODISTHATTHEGUYYOUREFUCKINGYOUSAIDHEWASADADDYHEISAMOTHERFUCKINGGODHOLYFUCKINGSHITHISJAWLINECANCUTMYVAGINAOFF!'
'Hey bitch. How you been?' I stuff my mouth with chips.
'How big is his dick?'
'Pretty big.'
'HOW big?'
I put my hands up, curling them to make a circle.
'This big.' I smirk, putting my had down and eating.
'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's even fucking believable looking at him. Bitch, can I pleeeeeeweeeeewaaseeeeee fuck him?'
'When you get to LA, he's all yours. I promise.' I say, holding up my pinky finger.
She does the same.
'Zero, how the FUCK do you even end up with him? Gimme some tips.'
'You gotta be smart and pray he dumb so you get to tutor him.' I say, briefly explaining how actually me and Grayson became- whatever we are.
'Well, I'm dumb but I'm pretty so I guess the guy gotta be smart.' She winks at me and I laugh at her stupidly.

'Bro, your boyfriend is too fucking hot. Is he even real?'
'He is NOT my boyfriend.'
'Well, he should be. OHMYFUCKINGGOD LOOK AT HIS GORGEOUS FUCKING EYES JUST- please date him. for my sake.'
'It's not like that between us. We're just friends... with... benefits.' I sigh.
'Well it should be like that. I'm telling you. This boy is marriage material. I mean- IMAGINE HOW PERFECT YOUR KIDS WOULD BE!!!'
'Oh please, don't give me advice on relationships. You've hooked up with more guys than I've had mood swings in the past year.'
She holds he middle finger up, pouting at me.
'But seriously jess, he's good for you.'
'Oh thanks for the advice MOM.' I say obnoxiously and scoff.
'Zero, be a bitch to me one more time and I'm blocking you for good this time.'
'Oh, reall-' I get cut off at the sound of a text. I grab my phone and a smile instantly appears on my face.
'OHHH MY GOD IT'S HIM. IT'S HIMMMMMMM!' she jumps excitedly.
'Yeah yeah,' I look at the messages.

Grayson 💦: My bed smells like you
Me: oh cute babe
Grayson 💦: ready for our date tonight?
Me: huh. Tonight?
Grayson💦: Yeah ofc tonight
Me: idk...
Grayson💦: yes u know ad ur coming. No excuse.
Me: you're gonna be super cliche :(
Grayson💦: what? No.
Me: oh please. Ur first idea was dinner at a high end place 😒

GRAYSON'S POV:
After reding that last text, I paused for a second.
How did she know?
Quickly, I canceled my reservations at Scabeechi's place (if you remember ily)and texted her.
Me: nope. No dinner :) something fun
JJ : ugh okay
Me: I'll pick u up at 8
JJ: k bitch ;)
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I sighed and put my phone down.
Great.
Now I have to think of something fun.
I'm the midst of my thoughts, I got a call from Ethan.
'Hey bro!'
'Hey eth. How's it going?'
'You know, you could just pretend you miss your twin.'
'Uhh, yeah, sorry. I was just caught up with something. How's Italy?'
'I'm GREAT! I met this girl. I mean, I didn't just meet her, I've been with her like- for a month or maybe two.'
'Ehm. And why am I finding this out now?' I roll my eyes, ignoring the fact he can't see me.
'Well, I just wanted to wait and see if it lasts before giving you a chance to roast me for no reason.'
'Right.'
'Okay, so. This girl, her name's Annie (FUCK I DIDN'T PUT MY NAME HERE THE OTHER WRITER DID), first I thought she was Italian or something but when I got to know her, she's actually from LA, and moved here a few years ago. And fuck, bro, she's- *deep breath* prefect.'
'Ooooooohh someone's in looooooove' I laugh.
'Yeah yeah not 'love'. That's too big of a thing. We're just, together for now. But forget about that. I saw your insta post. That girl, what was her name?'
'Jess.'
'Jess, right. She's like- really pretty. You guys dating and you didn't tell me?'
'Well, Karma's a bitch. And besides, we're not dating. We're just- Friends with benefits.'
'Friends with benefits, and you? Bro. You're my twin, I know this much that a big of a cliche can't have a friends with benefits thing.'
'UGH WHY DIES EVERYONE SAY THAT IM A CLICHÉ?!'
'Well, maybe because you are one' he laughs.
'Fuck you. And there aren't any feelings involved. I might be cliche but she's not the whole 'dating' type.'
'Guess ill just have to see for myself when I come back in two weeks.'
'Yeah well if tha- WAIT WHAT TWO WEEKS?!'
'Yeah! I'll be back home in two weeeeeeeks!'
'Oh my God bro, FUCK YES! I missed you so much asshole.'
'Me too, and the credit goes to Annie, she's the one that convince me to come back, and she's gonna move back to LA as well AHH!'
'Omgomgomgomgomgomg I'm so excited to see my fucking twin after a WHOLE YEAR of abandonment.' I say with Excitement, then annoyance.
'Okay okay I didn't abandon you, you and I both needed some time to clear everything.'
'Yeah, true.'
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It's already 4 and I still don't know what we're gonna do on our 'date'. Jess was right. I can't think of anything not-cliché.
Hold up.
We could-
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Sorry for
1. Not posting
2. Filler chapter
3. Too much talking
I haveno idea about whats gonna happen on the date :)))))))) pls comment down some cute and fun (cliché) ideas about what they should do on their date PLEASE!
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Aaaf and if you've seen my ig @ethanchovies no I'm still completely fucked up and don't ask why I left that account.
K bye
Luv u
-A