There was a huge car crash an evrywun dyd. Dr end. Or was it!? Gaspu!

Mark: AGH! MA SPLEEN!

You: MARKIMOO, NUUUUU!!!!

Mark: TELL- TELL TOM- TO HIDE MY NUDes *dies*

You: NUUUU!!!! DON'T DIE!! I WANNA SEE DA NUUUUUDEZ!!

Tom: IT TIS TOO LATE, SLUT! I'VE HIDDEN DEM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!?!?!!??!!!!???!

You: WHAT'S WITH THE CONFUSED EVIL LAUGH!? *sobbing uncontrollably*

Tom: I JUST REALIZEF THAT-... THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I'VE JUST BEEN JEALOUS OF MARK THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!

You: T-TOM I-... I LOVE YOU TOOO! *they share a passionate kiss*

Mark: *still alive* Y'all is a buncha bishes... *dies fer realz*

Markimama: I BAKED SOME COOKIES!!!!

Tom and You: COOKIES MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

Markimama: *dumps platter of cookies on Tom and You as Money begins to play*

Tom: COOOOOOOKIEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

You: YYYYYYAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!

THE END

Don't you judge me! It's 2:55AM! I'm tired as balls! The next chapter (the real one) is in the works. CATACHA LATR MA MELER SHMELERS!!!!