luek: who is that

ash: whos who?

luek: in your prof pic???

ash: thats mah frand

ash: its calum

luek: oh

luek: just friends right

ash: yeah yeah

ash: besides we're already married

luek: dont forget it baby ;-)

ash: what even is up with that nose

luek: it looks more realistic ok

luek: do not judge my lifestyle

ash: fine fine

luek: why do you even hang out with him he looks like a loser

ash: omg hes not a loser let me add him

luek: no stop im gonna get jealous

ash: good

ash added calumhood to the chat!

ash: hey hey

calyum: what do you want

calyum: and who am i in a chat with

luek: im luke :-)

calyum: why is your name spelled luek

luek: why is your name spelled calyum

calyum: good point

luek: so calum, give me some dirt on ashton

calyum: OH GOD OK BE PREPARED I HAVW SO MANY STORIES

ash: WHAT NO BLNODKWK

luek: i aM SO READY

calyum: ALRIGJT SO LIKE A MONTH AGO

calyum: ASHTON GOT HIS DICK

luek: FKDKKDKSK

ash: PLS DONT SAY IT PLLSLFLF

calyum: STUCK

calyum: IN THE ZIPPER OF HIS SKINNY JEANS

luek: FJDKMDKDKGKJ HOW EVEN DO YOU DO THAT

ash: IT JST HAPPENED OKAKU

luek: THAIS IS SO FUKFING FUCMMY IM CRYYIN G

ash: i can tell

calyum: aw is ashy mad ))):

luek: aw im sowwy babe

calyum: babe?

luek: 🐸☕️

ash: bye

ash has left the chat