lukey: OMG ASH

ashy: OMG LUKE WHAT

lukey: i wanna be a vampire lawl

ashy: bite my neck ;)

lukey: i uh

lukey: gotta zaYN???

ashy: NFJDJSNSM CALUM STOLE MY PHONE SORRY SORRY SORTYYEHSJ

ashy: thaT WASNT ME I SAWRDA

lukey: r u sure m8??1??1

ashy: I'm positive i swear to god oh my

ashy: but I wouldn't mind u biting my neck if ur pickin up what im puttin down

ashy: wink wonk

lukey: WAY OFF TOPIC BUT OMGMS U READ NO HOMO TOOO????/?1?

ashy: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED THAG STORY IS MY LIFE

lukey: so u would be harry right

ashy: i think so

ashy: even tho i'm like the larry love child™ but

lukey: oh my god

lukey: YOU ARE LEGIT THEIR CHOLD WHAT THE FUCK

ashy: "chold"

lukey: OH MY GOD STOOOOP

lukey: THIS IS CYBERBULLYING

ashy: *sniffs*

lukey: ????????

ashy: is that

ashy: IS THAT A QUOTE FROM MY SON DAN HOWELL???2?2!:$!&1

lukey: okay maybe

lukey: yes

lukey: it was

ashy: ARE YOU GOING TO TATINOF????/!/

lukey: i'm trying to hard to get tickets osnsnwn

ashy: good luck!!

lukey: are you not gonna get tix??

ashy: idk yet

ashy: i wish we were friends tho

ashy: phil follows me on twitter

lukey: WHAT SINCE WHEN

ashy: I KEPT TWEETING HIM AND DAN THE DAY AFTER DAN FOLLOWED YOU AND I WAS LIKE WOAH OKAY

lukey: goals

[a/n: sorry its been nine years im sure you guys hate me lmao. im listening to the only reason excuse me while i go cry. vote and comment if ya want luv yall]